C:\hris
@daverandom.com
Nerd. Network engineer. Mancunian. He/Him. Maintains different definition of "On time" to Northern Rail.
Watching women's football in the pub is an annoying experience. Twats asserting that everything is terrible while continuing to hate-watch and complain loudly.
If it's so bad and you are so much better at football, fuck off and go have a match while wanking off over how good you are somewhere else.
If it's so bad and you are so much better at football, fuck off and go have a match while wanking off over how good you are somewhere else.
July 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Watching women's football in the pub is an annoying experience. Twats asserting that everything is terrible while continuing to hate-watch and complain loudly.
If it's so bad and you are so much better at football, fuck off and go have a match while wanking off over how good you are somewhere else.
If it's so bad and you are so much better at football, fuck off and go have a match while wanking off over how good you are somewhere else.
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This account needs to be renamed to "men are weird"
July 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This account needs to be renamed to "men are weird"
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I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
June 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
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Oh. My. God.
ok I had to do it, tag urselves
June 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh. My. God.
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THIS AIN'T A SCENE
IT'S A
GOD
DAMN
ARSE
FACE
IT'S A
GOD
DAMN
ARSE
FACE
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
THIS AIN'T A SCENE
IT'S A
GOD
DAMN
ARSE
FACE
IT'S A
GOD
DAMN
ARSE
FACE
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“You’re six months behind! You’re missing out!” No, buddy, I’m a cybersecurity consultant and not a moron
June 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“You’re six months behind! You’re missing out!” No, buddy, I’m a cybersecurity consultant and not a moron
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All the roflcopters grounded
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
All the roflcopters grounded
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No one ever says "roflmao" any more because of the grief and sadness of the male loneliness epidemic.
Young men aren't 1337 h4xx0r any more.
Young men aren't 1337 h4xx0r any more.
June 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
No one ever says "roflmao" any more because of the grief and sadness of the male loneliness epidemic.
Young men aren't 1337 h4xx0r any more.
Young men aren't 1337 h4xx0r any more.
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people get mad at me when I say this but it's a Serious Problem for bluesky's long-term viability that the userbase actively tries to bully people they don't like off here
The problem is that Bluesky is still a niche platform at 1.3 Mil active users per day globally. Getting your boss to say yes to making an account and dedicating the time and effort to maintaining it means they need to see positives for that investment. A middle finger isn’t a good return.
May 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
people get mad at me when I say this but it's a Serious Problem for bluesky's long-term viability that the userbase actively tries to bully people they don't like off here
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Find out what's got fans so excited about @bobbybroccole.bsky.social's 17 Pages now
May 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Find out what's got fans so excited about @bobbybroccole.bsky.social's 17 Pages now
Watch Bobby Broccoli's fantastic documentary 17 Pages on @nebula.tv. I I love his work anyway but you are not ready for the twist in the middle.
May 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Watch Bobby Broccoli's fantastic documentary 17 Pages on @nebula.tv. I I love his work anyway but you are not ready for the twist in the middle.
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Per Douglas Adams, the British consider food a means of atonement for unspecified national sins.
May 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Per Douglas Adams, the British consider food a means of atonement for unspecified national sins.
@dropout.tv are vs. our? Really? I expect better :-P
May 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@dropout.tv are vs. our? Really? I expect better :-P
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Great to see people are as good at getting jokes on here as they are on Twitter.
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Great to see people are as good at getting jokes on here as they are on Twitter.
Pretty insane how the Enterprise D computer will tell anyone anyone else's location without question and even direct people to other people without ever asking why
April 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pretty insane how the Enterprise D computer will tell anyone anyone else's location without question and even direct people to other people without ever asking why
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Christ alive why are there websites, why are we on them
April 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christ alive why are there websites, why are we on them
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Tariffs of 8009382282233828% on memes of him with that board that don't have alt text
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Tariffs of 8009382282233828% on memes of him with that board that don't have alt text
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BLACK MIRROR returns April 10
- here’s what’s in the box…
- here’s what’s in the box…
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
BLACK MIRROR returns April 10
- here’s what’s in the box…
- here’s what’s in the box…
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I wonder...
March 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I wonder...
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Old Macdonald stubbed his toe
Eeeeeaaaaiih
Eee
Aaaayoooh
Eeeeeaaaaiih
Eee
Aaaayoooh
March 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Old Macdonald stubbed his toe
Eeeeeaaaaiih
Eee
Aaaayoooh
Eeeeeaaaaiih
Eee
Aaaayoooh
In these trying times it's still important to remember Fuck The Tories.
Well knock me down with a feather. bylinetimes.com/2025/03/18/k...
March 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
In these trying times it's still important to remember Fuck The Tories.
OH from a vocal antivax asshole shouting loudly in/at the pub: "COVID painquillizer scam"
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
OH from a vocal antivax asshole shouting loudly in/at the pub: "COVID painquillizer scam"