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out with the old, cheated by the new
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Trump looking through milk cartons: Would. Would…..Would yeah I guess. Wou
September 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have a pretty good idea how this went (as a bit of a politics wonk)

Bondi, Patel, et al: hello Lauren. Would you mind changing your vote demanding the release of the Epstein files

Boebert: No thank you

Bondi, Patel, et al: Ok. Have a good one. Wait: please?

B: no.

B, P, et al: ok.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
honouring our veterans by having a few small beers
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Didn’t really have to come in to work today (we’re in a lull, it’s a stat tomorrow, I have banked time) but was feeling a bit isolated so thought it would be nice to be around manager (good dude) and coworkers. And.. I’m the only person here.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
oh did someone do a politicsball?
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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In a motel doing a podcast?
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
when a guy just passed out near you and you’re the President, and also you’re normal
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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INTERSTELLAR was released 11 years ago today. The 9th feature film of director Christopher Nolan, and one of the biggest science fiction epics of the 21st century, the story of how it was made will have you wondering at our place in the stars…

1/50
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Congratulations to New York’s mayor, and to the mayor’s aloof wife. If she even cares.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
sat down in front of the laptop ready to reference the "It Only Tuesday" classic Onion headline, but Dick Cheney died so we're going to stow that for a less happy occasion
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
JFC, not now Fanatics!
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't wanna be around anymore.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wild ass shit, world series style :-o
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
what the.. fuck you!!!
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
there are a great many things I could say about the way that baseball game went. But I do not wish to say any of them. On to game 7.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed
Meta shares are plunging in heavy trading, on pace for their worst day in three years. Here's why: cnb.cx/4hAPrzH #CNBCData
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM