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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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Chad Mizelle is married to Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, the Trump judge who unilaterally lifted the CDC’s mask mandate for airplanes and public transportation while Omicron was spreading like wildfire.
This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Chad Mizelle is married to Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, the Trump judge who unilaterally lifted the CDC’s mask mandate for airplanes and public transportation while Omicron was spreading like wildfire.
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One interesting thing to monitor, as the Trump administration pushes its narrative defending the actions of federal immigration officers who shot and killed Alex Pretti, for some MAGA people this appears to be a breaking point
www.wired.com/story/the-in...
www.wired.com/story/the-in...
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM
One interesting thing to monitor, as the Trump administration pushes its narrative defending the actions of federal immigration officers who shot and killed Alex Pretti, for some MAGA people this appears to be a breaking point
www.wired.com/story/the-in...
www.wired.com/story/the-in...
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Which types of welfare fraud are politely litigated between white collar lawyers, and which types of welfare fraud are used to justify an immigration purge and shutting off resources to the poor?
Kaiser Permanente, DOJ reach $556 million Medicare Advantage fraud settlement, the largest of its kind www.statnews.com/2026/01/14/k...
Kaiser Permanente, DOJ reach $556 million Medicare Advantage fraud settlement, the largest of its kind
Kaiser Permanente and the DOJ reached a $556 million Medicare Advantage fraud settlement, the largest of its kind.
www.statnews.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Which types of welfare fraud are politely litigated between white collar lawyers, and which types of welfare fraud are used to justify an immigration purge and shutting off resources to the poor?
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at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
Fox News’ Unhinged Trump Testosterone Talk Trashed As ‘F**king Nonsense’
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
www.huffpost.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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This is not a news outlet.
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This is not a news outlet.
America at 250!
"Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them."
(Published Oct. 2025)
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them."
(Published Oct. 2025)
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
America at 250!
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Man, fucking grateful this dude has not had the stomach for nukes to date. The most disturbing thing from the first term were generals saying haha remember to check with me first if you get any funny sounding orders!
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Man, fucking grateful this dude has not had the stomach for nukes to date. The most disturbing thing from the first term were generals saying haha remember to check with me first if you get any funny sounding orders!
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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He will make it up, just like he made up the lie that my team censored 22 million tweets. Except this time, he’ll be making up lies about people living outside of the US, pretending they are “linked to the CIA” —his usual bullshit trope, which has real consequences in some countries. He won’t care.
Conspiracy theorist Mike Benz will start looking for proof of non-existent plots at USAID. He won't find any. What then?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
USAID Hired the Right-Wing Influencer Responsible for Its Decimation
Mike Benz was brought aboard to find evidence for his claims that the agency is secretly a spy operation.
www.theatlantic.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He will make it up, just like he made up the lie that my team censored 22 million tweets. Except this time, he’ll be making up lies about people living outside of the US, pretending they are “linked to the CIA” —his usual bullshit trope, which has real consequences in some countries. He won’t care.
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It is so deeply unserious that TX is like "we need to get voter approval on a constitutional amendment to ban noncitizens from voting, which we know is already illegal" but it *doesn't* think it needs to get voter approval to gerrymander its congressional map. Anyway have a happy election.
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It is so deeply unserious that TX is like "we need to get voter approval on a constitutional amendment to ban noncitizens from voting, which we know is already illegal" but it *doesn't* think it needs to get voter approval to gerrymander its congressional map. Anyway have a happy election.
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I mean, think about it: Jack Smith released >100 pages within a month of the election, something for which right wingers are now demanding prosecution.
And yet ... about 4 journalists even covered it.
And yet ... about 4 journalists even covered it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I mean, think about it: Jack Smith released >100 pages within a month of the election, something for which right wingers are now demanding prosecution.
And yet ... about 4 journalists even covered it.
And yet ... about 4 journalists even covered it.
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- of the GOP.
Force the GOP to own it, and force voters (including Biden -> Trump voters) to confront that reality. We're just not doing that at the moment.
(I'll unpack this further, when I'm not facing three deadlines)
Force the GOP to own it, and force voters (including Biden -> Trump voters) to confront that reality. We're just not doing that at the moment.
(I'll unpack this further, when I'm not facing three deadlines)
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
- of the GOP.
Force the GOP to own it, and force voters (including Biden -> Trump voters) to confront that reality. We're just not doing that at the moment.
(I'll unpack this further, when I'm not facing three deadlines)
Force the GOP to own it, and force voters (including Biden -> Trump voters) to confront that reality. We're just not doing that at the moment.
(I'll unpack this further, when I'm not facing three deadlines)
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they needed a bailout the first trump term so im just going to assume that the reason they voted for him a second time is bc no one wants to work anymore smh
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
they needed a bailout the first trump term so im just going to assume that the reason they voted for him a second time is bc no one wants to work anymore smh
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
theonion.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”
Fewer girls are playing sports after govt erected barriers for girls to play sports.
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
Early dropoff in girls' school sports linked to new gender confirmation forms
Province's new requirements are already having impacts on girls' sports in junior high
edmontonjournal.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”
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"The advisers ... needed explanations of the usual protocol for these meetings, the design of scientific studies and critical flaws in the data they suggested including ... It was unclear whether the members all understood what they were voting for"
Kennedy’s Advisory Panel Votes to Limit M.M.R.V. Vaccine for Children Under 4
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"The advisers ... needed explanations of the usual protocol for these meetings, the design of scientific studies and critical flaws in the data they suggested including ... It was unclear whether the members all understood what they were voting for"
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Government officials do not get to decide that your rights have become inconvenient or problematic. They are your rights. They are not privileges provided by the government and revocable at will.
GOP Senator Cynthia Lummis: "Under normal times, in normal circumstances, I tend to think that the First Amendment should always be sort of the ultimate right... I don't feel that way anymore." www.semafor.com/article/09/1...
Kimmel’s suspension prompts free-speech Republicans to reconsider their boundaries
One Republican said she no longer considers the First Amendment to “be sort of the ultimate right,” as she would “in normal circumstances.”
www.semafor.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Government officials do not get to decide that your rights have become inconvenient or problematic. They are your rights. They are not privileges provided by the government and revocable at will.
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Locked box with a scribbled note inside:
1. anita sarkisanisn
2. ex wife
3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl)
4. trans (all)
5. hilary clinton
5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?)
5. rest of jews
5. femininsm
1. anita sarkisanisn
2. ex wife
3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl)
4. trans (all)
5. hilary clinton
5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?)
5. rest of jews
5. femininsm
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Locked box with a scribbled note inside:
1. anita sarkisanisn
2. ex wife
3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl)
4. trans (all)
5. hilary clinton
5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?)
5. rest of jews
5. femininsm
1. anita sarkisanisn
2. ex wife
3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl)
4. trans (all)
5. hilary clinton
5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?)
5. rest of jews
5. femininsm
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I know these “interviews” with Justice Barrett are carefully scripted. But if she’s going to keeping urging Americans to “read the opinions,” and not just commentary, it sure would be nice if someone would ask her what we should do when—as is so often the case these days—there’s no opinion to read…
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I know these “interviews” with Justice Barrett are carefully scripted. But if she’s going to keeping urging Americans to “read the opinions,” and not just commentary, it sure would be nice if someone would ask her what we should do when—as is so often the case these days—there’s no opinion to read…
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at a peaceful protest at Broadview ICE processing facility (used for detention), ICE fired chemical weapons directly into a disabled protestor hours after they killed someone in Chicago trying to kidnap them. who’s ACTUALLY making our cities unsafe? it’s not my undocumented neighbors
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at a peaceful protest at Broadview ICE processing facility (used for detention), ICE fired chemical weapons directly into a disabled protestor hours after they killed someone in Chicago trying to kidnap them. who’s ACTUALLY making our cities unsafe? it’s not my undocumented neighbors