Dave
@dave3000.bsky.social
Medical Lab person, beer enthusiast, Star Wars nerd, NFL team owner, extremely embarrassing dad. The worst half marathon runner you’ve ever seen. Neutral Good Bard. Pretty much the best. Married (sorry ladies).
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
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Before you guys send hate towards Lane Kiffin, remember you aren't just attacking a coach, but a father, husband and a complete Ass
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Before you guys send hate towards Lane Kiffin, remember you aren't just attacking a coach, but a father, husband and a complete Ass
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Mark Sanchez is doing football commentary the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Mark Sanchez is doing football commentary the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Did it happen yet? You guys, it could happen any day now
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Did it happen yet? You guys, it could happen any day now
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One thing I like to remind myself of is that as Chris Christie was nearly dying of Covid, Trump called him to ask him to not tell anyone that he got Covid from Trump.
And Christie didn’t until after the election.
And Christie didn’t until after the election.
August 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One thing I like to remind myself of is that as Chris Christie was nearly dying of Covid, Trump called him to ask him to not tell anyone that he got Covid from Trump.
And Christie didn’t until after the election.
And Christie didn’t until after the election.
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Experimental philosophy
What’s the crime, throwing a sandwich? A succulent DC sandwich?
August 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What’s the crime, throwing a sandwich? A succulent DC sandwich?
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
Finally watched The Substance last night- (4/5, very well made, felt like the ending didn’t quite land right) and I realized I’m 16 years younger than Demi Moore and 16 years older than Margaret Qualley and idk how to feel about that
Demi Moore is fantastic in this movie and deserves the Oscar nom
Demi Moore is fantastic in this movie and deserves the Oscar nom
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Finally watched The Substance last night- (4/5, very well made, felt like the ending didn’t quite land right) and I realized I’m 16 years younger than Demi Moore and 16 years older than Margaret Qualley and idk how to feel about that
Demi Moore is fantastic in this movie and deserves the Oscar nom
Demi Moore is fantastic in this movie and deserves the Oscar nom
We are what, 5-10 years away from this being real?
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe...
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We are what, 5-10 years away from this being real?
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seems reasonable
February 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
seems reasonable
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i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction
A crypto trader known as MistaFuccYou shot himself live on X (formerly Twitter) after losing his last $500 in a meme coin rug pull.
MistaFuccYou loaded a revolver on stream and said: “If I die, make me a meme coin.”
www.cryptopolitan.com/crypto-trade...
MistaFuccYou loaded a revolver on stream and said: “If I die, make me a meme coin.”
www.cryptopolitan.com/crypto-trade...
Crypto trader kills himself on X live to create a meme coin | Cryptopolitan
A crypto trader known as MistaFuccYou shot himself live on X (formerly Twitter) after losing his last $500 in a meme coin rug pull on Friday night.
www.cryptopolitan.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction
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The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street
February 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street
Philadelphia right now:
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Philadelphia right now:
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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50 Shades of Grey is only
"romantic" because he's a bilionaire.
If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
"romantic" because he's a bilionaire.
If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
February 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
50 Shades of Grey is only
"romantic" because he's a bilionaire.
If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
"romantic" because he's a bilionaire.
If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.