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hey computer idiot, thanks for shaving your head to buy me that fancy watch chain. what a poignant display of selfless love. too bad it's 2025 and nobody uses watches anymore, shoulda bought me a phone chain or something dummy. aw, chin up. i got two presents for you right here
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
hey computer idiot, thanks for shaving your head to buy me that fancy watch chain. what a poignant display of selfless love. too bad it's 2025 and nobody uses watches anymore, shoulda bought me a phone chain or something dummy. aw, chin up. i got two presents for you right here
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Man, I can't get this out of my head. Everytime I hear or read a rightie, with their usual bullshit, I remember this post.
So you don't want to pay taxes and think civilization sustains itself magically... Of course, my 12 yo.. You think it's horrible to have regulations of any kind.. Yeah, sure 12
So you don't want to pay taxes and think civilization sustains itself magically... Of course, my 12 yo.. You think it's horrible to have regulations of any kind.. Yeah, sure 12
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Man, I can't get this out of my head. Everytime I hear or read a rightie, with their usual bullshit, I remember this post.
So you don't want to pay taxes and think civilization sustains itself magically... Of course, my 12 yo.. You think it's horrible to have regulations of any kind.. Yeah, sure 12
So you don't want to pay taxes and think civilization sustains itself magically... Of course, my 12 yo.. You think it's horrible to have regulations of any kind.. Yeah, sure 12
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Yup! People who’ve lived a life papering over consequences stagnate at the age they last faced consequences because discomfort is the root of all education growth change and prosocial life skills
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yup! People who’ve lived a life papering over consequences stagnate at the age they last faced consequences because discomfort is the root of all education growth change and prosocial life skills
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"Aww, tofu and vegetables? Real men eat hamburgers for dinner, Dad! They don't eat rabbit food!"
Kid, this is sweet and spicy deep fried tofu, stir fry vegetables, and fried rice with pulled chicken in it. It's the farthest thing from health food to have ever been made our of rice and veggies.
Kid, this is sweet and spicy deep fried tofu, stir fry vegetables, and fried rice with pulled chicken in it. It's the farthest thing from health food to have ever been made our of rice and veggies.
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Aww, tofu and vegetables? Real men eat hamburgers for dinner, Dad! They don't eat rabbit food!"
Kid, this is sweet and spicy deep fried tofu, stir fry vegetables, and fried rice with pulled chicken in it. It's the farthest thing from health food to have ever been made our of rice and veggies.
Kid, this is sweet and spicy deep fried tofu, stir fry vegetables, and fried rice with pulled chicken in it. It's the farthest thing from health food to have ever been made our of rice and veggies.
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what this is reminding me of is being in journalism classes and being taught to always write at a sixth grade level because that was the average american's reading comprehension (unsure if this is true! just what I was taught).
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
what this is reminding me of is being in journalism classes and being taught to always write at a sixth grade level because that was the average american's reading comprehension (unsure if this is true! just what I was taught).
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"You LIKE your girlfriend? And want to spend time with and do things for her?! Corny and gay, lol" You bet, little man, all my friends and I had the same outlook on dating when we were twelve!
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"You LIKE your girlfriend? And want to spend time with and do things for her?! Corny and gay, lol" You bet, little man, all my friends and I had the same outlook on dating when we were twelve!
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"I want to dismantle universities with their professors articulating nuanced thoughts that I don't understand, and replace them with men who effuse about the glories of Rome and the brilliance of our Founding Fathers, none of whom we'll mention were slaveholders"
Right on, my dude, you're twelve
Right on, my dude, you're twelve
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I want to dismantle universities with their professors articulating nuanced thoughts that I don't understand, and replace them with men who effuse about the glories of Rome and the brilliance of our Founding Fathers, none of whom we'll mention were slaveholders"
Right on, my dude, you're twelve
Right on, my dude, you're twelve
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Exactly... been saying "simple-minded solutions for simple-minded people" (derogatory) for years. Zero ability to have a nuanced thought.
"I wanna keep out all brown people... hmm let's just build a wall"
"Too many people on welfare... hmm let's take that away so they're "inspired" to get a job"
"I wanna keep out all brown people... hmm let's just build a wall"
"Too many people on welfare... hmm let's take that away so they're "inspired" to get a job"
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Exactly... been saying "simple-minded solutions for simple-minded people" (derogatory) for years. Zero ability to have a nuanced thought.
"I wanna keep out all brown people... hmm let's just build a wall"
"Too many people on welfare... hmm let's take that away so they're "inspired" to get a job"
"I wanna keep out all brown people... hmm let's just build a wall"
"Too many people on welfare... hmm let's take that away so they're "inspired" to get a job"
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"Windmills and solar panels are borrrrriiinnngg! They never explode! I want to drive a giant noisy truck that everyone hears coming, and that shoots FIRE out the exhaust, and you can't do that in an EV."
Of course, little man. Now finish your cornflakes, the schoolbus will be here soon.
Of course, little man. Now finish your cornflakes, the schoolbus will be here soon.
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Windmills and solar panels are borrrrriiinnngg! They never explode! I want to drive a giant noisy truck that everyone hears coming, and that shoots FIRE out the exhaust, and you can't do that in an EV."
Of course, little man. Now finish your cornflakes, the schoolbus will be here soon.
Of course, little man. Now finish your cornflakes, the schoolbus will be here soon.
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The two great problems of our time: grown adults who are emotionally 12 and the other adults who keep saying “we have to hear them out, they’re grown adults, it’s not like they’re emotionally 12, right?”
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The two great problems of our time: grown adults who are emotionally 12 and the other adults who keep saying “we have to hear them out, they’re grown adults, it’s not like they’re emotionally 12, right?”
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"I want to build a tunnel to Mars and drive my robocars around there." sounds great kiddo, remember you've got that board in your room where you can hang your drawings up? Use the little magnets.
September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"I want to build a tunnel to Mars and drive my robocars around there." sounds great kiddo, remember you've got that board in your room where you can hang your drawings up? Use the little magnets.
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This is so accurate!
"Vaccines are bad, because I'm afraid of needles."
"Climate change isn't real because it snowed once last year."
"We need to remove people who speak languages I can't understand."
"Other countries will pay our taxes for us!"
It's a child's understanding of the world.
"Vaccines are bad, because I'm afraid of needles."
"Climate change isn't real because it snowed once last year."
"We need to remove people who speak languages I can't understand."
"Other countries will pay our taxes for us!"
It's a child's understanding of the world.
October 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is so accurate!
"Vaccines are bad, because I'm afraid of needles."
"Climate change isn't real because it snowed once last year."
"We need to remove people who speak languages I can't understand."
"Other countries will pay our taxes for us!"
It's a child's understanding of the world.
"Vaccines are bad, because I'm afraid of needles."
"Climate change isn't real because it snowed once last year."
"We need to remove people who speak languages I can't understand."
"Other countries will pay our taxes for us!"
It's a child's understanding of the world.
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"Our military should never defend, only attack because attacking is how you WIN! We kill people and we're good at it! I'm going to keep saying the word 'lethality' like I just learned it! And no fatties allowed!" - Petey Hegseth, age 11-1/2
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Our military should never defend, only attack because attacking is how you WIN! We kill people and we're good at it! I'm going to keep saying the word 'lethality' like I just learned it! And no fatties allowed!" - Petey Hegseth, age 11-1/2
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“You guys in the army are so fucking rad, all you have to do all day is kill people and break things” is peak Everybody Here is Twelve Theory.
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“You guys in the army are so fucking rad, all you have to do all day is kill people and break things” is peak Everybody Here is Twelve Theory.
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I genuinely think this theory explains everything. The rise of comic book movies, the phenomenal success of video games and professional wrestling, the addiction to vapid social media, the ongoing mess of politics and tech. Cops wanting to look like GI Joe toys.
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I genuinely think this theory explains everything. The rise of comic book movies, the phenomenal success of video games and professional wrestling, the addiction to vapid social media, the ongoing mess of politics and tech. Cops wanting to look like GI Joe toys.
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I've felt this in my soul for a while now. Since the pandemic.
People screaming in the streets about how they want haircuts and to go to the mall and to disobey rules they don't want to follow. Having the most childish temper tantrums on TV and in public over minor inconveniences. Toddler behaviour
People screaming in the streets about how they want haircuts and to go to the mall and to disobey rules they don't want to follow. Having the most childish temper tantrums on TV and in public over minor inconveniences. Toddler behaviour
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I've felt this in my soul for a while now. Since the pandemic.
People screaming in the streets about how they want haircuts and to go to the mall and to disobey rules they don't want to follow. Having the most childish temper tantrums on TV and in public over minor inconveniences. Toddler behaviour
People screaming in the streets about how they want haircuts and to go to the mall and to disobey rules they don't want to follow. Having the most childish temper tantrums on TV and in public over minor inconveniences. Toddler behaviour
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A game that loudly and boldly says "if workers organize they WILL start scalping people and killing anyone wearing eye glasses"
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A game that loudly and boldly says "if workers organize they WILL start scalping people and killing anyone wearing eye glasses"
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It's very clear the next tech grift after the AI bubble pops will be centered around convincing the megarich they can live forever in exchange for investment capital. I know I've seen a brain uploading scam, but I think the real money is in the promise if future "gene therapy"
August 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's very clear the next tech grift after the AI bubble pops will be centered around convincing the megarich they can live forever in exchange for investment capital. I know I've seen a brain uploading scam, but I think the real money is in the promise if future "gene therapy"
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110% tax on all income over $200k
July 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
110% tax on all income over $200k
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Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one
While progressives often get accused of undermining the Democratic Party, the evidence shows that it’s the moderate wing that most often violates the “Vote Blue No Matter Who” principle.
https://trib.al/ayccoO7
https://trib.al/ayccoO7
July 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one
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the "asking how we will pay for (good public service) while refusing to address constant military overspending" canned response always makes me want to put my head through a wall. Like dude,,,, they can just manifest more money, its literally that simple.
July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the "asking how we will pay for (good public service) while refusing to address constant military overspending" canned response always makes me want to put my head through a wall. Like dude,,,, they can just manifest more money, its literally that simple.
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If you enjoy Bloodborne you really owe it to yourself to read EM Carroll's WRITHE (it's free) emcarroll.itch.io/writhe
July 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you enjoy Bloodborne you really owe it to yourself to read EM Carroll's WRITHE (it's free) emcarroll.itch.io/writhe
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Historical cartoon. History is (always) now.
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Historical cartoon. History is (always) now.