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Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/
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Fly From Montgomery: A LANCER Scenario by ProfessorColdheart
Mercenary scavengers undertaking a desperate heist in a world on the brink. For LL0 Lancer PCs.
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To introduce my #ttrpg work to new followers (hi!), to document my actual work, and to fend off impostor syndrome, here's a list of everything I've published or worked on this year:
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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we are at last in Famous Blue Raincoat season. Time to get out the good stationary and write letters to the estranged Scientologists in your life
Leonard Cohen's "Famous Blue Raincoat" is the best holiday song: it takes place at the end of December, the time of year you really get down to writing passive-aggressive letters to lapsed loved ones
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
we are at last in Famous Blue Raincoat season. Time to get out the good stationary and write letters to the estranged Scientologists in your life
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judeochristian is a funny word. like when dc and marvel had that crossover where batman and wolverine became the same guy
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
judeochristian is a funny word. like when dc and marvel had that crossover where batman and wolverine became the same guy
I watched TWELFTH NIGHT on PBS's GREAT PERFORMANCES.
A ★★★★★ review of Twelfth Night (2025)
One of the slicker and more entertaining TWELFTH NIGHTs I've seen. Excellently cast in every role and produced in a way that draws out the comedy.
boxd.it
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I watched TWELFTH NIGHT on PBS's GREAT PERFORMANCES.
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Putting a horror guy and a romance guy in a barricaded metal room that includes a bed and weapons, in order to see if they kill each other, or fall in love first. Finally determing which is the superior genre
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Putting a horror guy and a romance guy in a barricaded metal room that includes a bed and weapons, in order to see if they kill each other, or fall in love first. Finally determing which is the superior genre
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frankly if the insufferable inhabitants of Hawkins Indiana simply had class consciousness none of this demon shit would be happening in the first place. and no I won’t elaborate on this
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
frankly if the insufferable inhabitants of Hawkins Indiana simply had class consciousness none of this demon shit would be happening in the first place. and no I won’t elaborate on this
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Statler: Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
Waldorf: No, but I'm judging your choice in opera attire.
Both: OH HO HO HO HO HO
Waldorf: No, but I'm judging your choice in opera attire.
Both: OH HO HO HO HO HO
Most of Gandalf's lines also work if spoken in the voice of Statler or Waldorf.
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Statler: Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
Waldorf: No, but I'm judging your choice in opera attire.
Both: OH HO HO HO HO HO
Waldorf: No, but I'm judging your choice in opera attire.
Both: OH HO HO HO HO HO
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Was chatting w/ a friend from Western Mass today and got thrown when she kept referring to her doctor as "they." I assumed nonbinary doctor until I realized this was a Boston They. I forgot that ppl from western mass do not specify the gender of anyone who is not immediate family, spouse, or BFF
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Was chatting w/ a friend from Western Mass today and got thrown when she kept referring to her doctor as "they." I assumed nonbinary doctor until I realized this was a Boston They. I forgot that ppl from western mass do not specify the gender of anyone who is not immediate family, spouse, or BFF
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If you’re in the market for a low effort New Year’s resolution, can I suggest “removing ‘content’ and ‘content creator’ from your vocabulary”? The artists and entertainers you’re referring to deserve better, even and especially if you’re using it to refer to yourself and your work
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you’re in the market for a low effort New Year’s resolution, can I suggest “removing ‘content’ and ‘content creator’ from your vocabulary”? The artists and entertainers you’re referring to deserve better, even and especially if you’re using it to refer to yourself and your work
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If you keep sharing a fucking Stephen Miller twitter screenshot I’m gonna fucking block you.
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you keep sharing a fucking Stephen Miller twitter screenshot I’m gonna fucking block you.
A catty editorial in a Harvard student paper saying that the one virtue of their new student center was that it was the one place on campus from which one couldn't see the student center.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A catty editorial in a Harvard student paper saying that the one virtue of their new student center was that it was the one place on campus from which one couldn't see the student center.
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Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
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Whenever people say “Well the Democrats simply don’t have the power to [fight the GOP/stop Trump/hold ICE agents responsible for their actions” I always hope they will jump to “so we should change the system that causes that reality” but it almost never comes, instead it’s just “So quit asking"
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Whenever people say “Well the Democrats simply don’t have the power to [fight the GOP/stop Trump/hold ICE agents responsible for their actions” I always hope they will jump to “so we should change the system that causes that reality” but it almost never comes, instead it’s just “So quit asking"
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
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North By Northwest is a surprisingly modern movie because it’s about a guy whose explanation for drunk driving is he’s being gangstalked.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
North By Northwest is a surprisingly modern movie because it’s about a guy whose explanation for drunk driving is he’s being gangstalked.
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Had an absolute blast with this Time Out exclusive:
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
10 ‘Die Hard’ clones ranked by the screenwriter of ‘Die Hard’
Yippee-ki-yay! Steven E de Souza sorts the ‘Die Hards’ from the try hards
www.timeout.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Had an absolute blast with this Time Out exclusive:
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
'Die Hard' screenwriter @stevenedesouza.bsky.social ranking 10 'Die Hard'-inspired action flicks www.timeout.com/news/10-die-...
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
then I guess we're just doing it WITHOUT YOU
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey says housing affordability is a priority, but she opposes a potential 2026 ballot measure on rent control. on.nbcboston.com/g5dn9Gx
Healey's mind made up on rent control: ‘I'm a no'
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey says housing affordability is a priority, but she opposes a potential 2026 ballot measure on rent control.
on.nbcboston.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
then I guess we're just doing it WITHOUT YOU
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The lack of interest in or knowledge of other countries or cultures is not actually a strictly American thing, it's quite noticeable among a lot of Russians, Chinese, and Indians as well. It's Big Country Parochialism.
Its not really that compelling. Im
personally a believer that the US is insular because its about as big in population and size as europe with its own cultural output.
Its not like europeans are famously super knowledgable about other areas
personally a believer that the US is insular because its about as big in population and size as europe with its own cultural output.
Its not like europeans are famously super knowledgable about other areas
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The lack of interest in or knowledge of other countries or cultures is not actually a strictly American thing, it's quite noticeable among a lot of Russians, Chinese, and Indians as well. It's Big Country Parochialism.
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Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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Do not bring me a new guy to be mad at. Not today. Bring me a guy to delight in.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Do not bring me a new guy to be mad at. Not today. Bring me a guy to delight in.
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I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.