Daske
@daske.bsky.social
Don’t mind me, just grabbing something to drink and I’ll be out of your way.
Someone make sure Jeff Joniak gets oxygen before driving home.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Someone make sure Jeff Joniak gets oxygen before driving home.
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Bravo, anonymous hero.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bravo, anonymous hero.
I truly hope that when this dumb ass leaves the White House that a democratic president makes a great show of dumpsters lining the west wing and just tossing all his shit out the window.
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I truly hope that when this dumb ass leaves the White House that a democratic president makes a great show of dumpsters lining the west wing and just tossing all his shit out the window.
Who’s going to break it to the national media that literally no one outside New York cares about Mamdani?
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who’s going to break it to the national media that literally no one outside New York cares about Mamdani?
Pat Murphy looks like the guy who mutters “oh brother” loud enough for the entire Starbucks to hear when the person in front of him orders anything with almond milk.
Pat Murphy looks like the guy who offers his unsolicited opinion on minorities while standing in line at a Walmart.
Pat Murphy looks like the guy that says really stupid shit and then pretends he never said it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Pat Murphy looks like the guy who mutters “oh brother” loud enough for the entire Starbucks to hear when the person in front of him orders anything with almond milk.
time to go cardinal hunting for walking Busch.
September 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
time to go cardinal hunting for walking Busch.
Tom Petty and the Mild Disappointments
Subtly downgrade a band
Middlingtramp
Middlingtramp
Subtly downgrade a band
Pearl Jelly
Pearl Jelly
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tom Petty and the Mild Disappointments
It’s getting awfully hard to boycott companies for doing the wrong thing when it’s literally everyone.
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s getting awfully hard to boycott companies for doing the wrong thing when it’s literally everyone.
Kimmels suspension is the saddest and most scared I have been for this country. We’re not the America I was raised to believe nor are we the America my children deserve.
September 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kimmels suspension is the saddest and most scared I have been for this country. We’re not the America I was raised to believe nor are we the America my children deserve.
Are the Emmy’s late for a flight? Take a breath gang! I have nowhere else to be tonight.
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Are the Emmy’s late for a flight? Take a breath gang! I have nowhere else to be tonight.
Harrison Ford was robbed. Manhandled and robbed.
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Harrison Ford was robbed. Manhandled and robbed.
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Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.
It would be hysterical if he died from the measles.
August 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It would be hysterical if he died from the measles.
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why do people say “looking for a needle in a haystack” when “straw buried” is right there
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
why do people say “looking for a needle in a haystack” when “straw buried” is right there
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If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare…
Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
July 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare…
Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
I feel this needs to be said: no one outside New York City cares about your dumb mayoral race. It could be Ronald McDonald running against the undead body of Richard Dawson and no one would care.
July 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel this needs to be said: no one outside New York City cares about your dumb mayoral race. It could be Ronald McDonald running against the undead body of Richard Dawson and no one would care.
Priority one for any democratic majority in the future needs to be the deportation of Stephen Miller back to home country of Hell.
May 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Priority one for any democratic majority in the future needs to be the deportation of Stephen Miller back to home country of Hell.
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Black smoke means the Vatican has a rich fuel mixture due to a clogged filter or fuel injection issue.
White smoke means that the Vatican has a coolant leak or head gasket issue.
White smoke means that the Vatican has a coolant leak or head gasket issue.
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Black smoke means the Vatican has a rich fuel mixture due to a clogged filter or fuel injection issue.
White smoke means that the Vatican has a coolant leak or head gasket issue.
White smoke means that the Vatican has a coolant leak or head gasket issue.
We as a nation need to stop caring about “the polls.” They simply don’t care. His approval could go to negative infinity and literally nothing will change. Make life miserable for his supporters. Help the targeted. Do something other than tsk tsk.
May 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We as a nation need to stop caring about “the polls.” They simply don’t care. His approval could go to negative infinity and literally nothing will change. Make life miserable for his supporters. Help the targeted. Do something other than tsk tsk.
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Oh, shut the fuck up:
Oh, Shut The Fuck Up | Defector
Hmm, it appears that the nation’s economy is collapsing at Timberwolves-like speed. That big fat trade war that the U.S. launched a few days ago has quickly proven to have the opposite of its…
defector.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh, shut the fuck up:
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100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
Shout out to divorce: the only event in which you can enjoy the full rainbow of negative emotion with minutes.
February 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Shout out to divorce: the only event in which you can enjoy the full rainbow of negative emotion with minutes.
Hey Apple, do you want to explain why three common misspellings for fascism are coming up with no replacements available?
February 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey Apple, do you want to explain why three common misspellings for fascism are coming up with no replacements available?