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Hypothetical Political Lyrical Miracle Whip
Pinned
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On no one’s Christmas wishlist
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Analysis | Epstein and affordability have driven Trump’s approval ratings down. Can the illegal murder of Venezuelans push them back up?
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Seems Legit
“He once boasted that he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses.” He accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras.”

Now Trump set him free.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
The Ex-President Whom Trump Plans to Pardon Flooded America With Cocaine
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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$1.6bln: The amount of his fraud scheme

7: Years of his sentence

10,000: Victims of his fraud

1,000: Letters from victims to the court

13: Days he served

1: Pardon from Trump

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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"If this happened as described in the Post report, it was, at best, a war crime under federal law."
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Shades of the fake Boston Globe front page
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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William Shatner dressed in a suit in the year 2005: …wait til you see my dick. Wait, til you see my dick? Wait. Til you see my dick. Wait? …til you see my dick. Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Audience at the Daytime Emmy’s: *applause*
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving
Be Thankful For What You've Got - William DeVaughn
YouTube video by Danny Linden
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Ms. Kuyateh was one of 19 third-country nationals sent to Ghana on Nov. 6. At least 61 TCNs have been removed there since September.

Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless

www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
Woman deported from Maryland shown on video being dragged in Ghana
Rabbiatu Kuyateh was detained this summer at her annual ICE check-in, her son said. She moved to the D.C. area 30 years ago as she fled civil war in Sierra Leone.
www.nbcwashington.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Seems Legit!
Tucker Carlson: What do you think of Putin?

Witkoff: I liked him. I thought he was straight up with me…I don't regard Putin as a bad guy.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Kimberly-Clark grew their employee shuttle into a premium carrier with leather seats and lots of room. It went bust because people would rather pay less to be crowded and miserable. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest...
Midwest Airlines - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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also, I am anti-necktie, but if you are a *literal Cabinet Secretary* who uses the bully pulpit of your office to admonish the rest of us to dress nicer, wear a fucking tie to work
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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BofA: We think tighter immigration policies will reduce the breakeven pace of employment growth to about 20k
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Pretty remarkable that Trump has installed someone on the Saudi dole — Jared Kushner collects millions in fees from the Saudis every year — in a key role for America's most sensitive and consequential foreign policy negotiations (Gaza, Ukraine), and it is largely TREATED AS A NON-STORY
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Meta’s data-center accounting gets the Jon Weil treatment:

It’s “financed with debt, and neither the data center nor the debt will be on its own balance sheet. That outcome looks too good to be true, and it probably is.”

@wsj.com $META
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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The paradox of Mag 7 trading as a unit — when they’re actually in fierce competition:

For instance, Gemini 3 is “widely viewed as the most capable AI model yet,” but it’s trained entirely on Google’s own TPUs, rather than Nvidia GPUs ..”

@johnauthers.bsky.social $GOOGL
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM