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“Dar-sha-ROO(th) 🦖🦕🦖
@darcia.bsky.social
Connoisseur of pie, raconteur of rocks, known to stay up past bedtime reading
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two absolute rules:
1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out
2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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You guys. Buffett’s 94. What did you expect.
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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So how the fuck does this work, do I have to buy a Soda Stream to stay out of prison
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen something so simultaneously absurd and disturbing: the House will vote
Monday on a bill that would punish Americans for participating in boycotts of Israel with fines of up to $1 MILLION or prison terms up to TWENTY YEARS.
May 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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For anyone that wants an update on the squirrel that was in the wall, don’t worry.

It found a way out and dropped from the ceiling into my basement office about 6 feet from where I was sitting and scared the shit out of me.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Jesus, we don't even make Band-Aids here.

We are so screwed.
April 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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conodo or conodont, there is no conotry
March 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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The elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Musk and Trump who are bleeding this country dry.
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The hotel body wash is sage-scented so now I smell like a Thanksgiving turkey, how is your morning going
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Amen.
February 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Of course it did.
NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.

https://propub.li/43487Tj
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
propub.li
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Answering some questions: the series covers the first novella "All Systems Red," I'm a consulting producer, and we've been working on it since 2021. (So it seems fast from the timing of the announcements but it has actually taken a million years in me-time.)
February 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The idea that there should be a public debate about the appropriate medical care for a minuscule population of children remains one of the most absurd lies that these liberal transphobes, NYT edit board included, tell themselves. No there shouldn’t! It’s not an appropriate matter for public debate!
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A blessed and joyous Puppy Bowl to all who celebrate.
February 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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We coulda had the free lunches for kids guy
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@vampyrusgirl.bsky.social waving from warming sunny Arkansas.
January 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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We can ban entire social media sites but not access to assault weapons. 🇺🇸
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Joy is the vital spark that keeps our inner child alive and growing. It brings wonder and excitement, turning ordinary moments into opportunities for growth and happiness.
gurdeeppandher.substack.com
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One of my favorite moons
January 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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When I was 5, I loved science, which I took to be planets and magnets and chemicals and shit.

Soon I realized science was a collective human activity, and these were just the objects of its attention.

Anyway, whenever I read an OpEd on how science isn't political, I think "Are you 5 years old?"
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
One time a doctor told me I was ill because grad school in the sciences is too hard for “girls.” Turned out I had a severe throat infection he misdiagnosed.
One time a doctor told me I should stop being jealous of my husband's girlfriends.
One time a doctor told me I was too pretty to be so depressed and I was like wow you’re super bad at this
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Hi, I’m 46 years old and wear noise-cancelling headphones in my own house because Jesus Christ why are these people so noisy?!?!

Don’t the children outside have, you know, devices they can stare at?!
November 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM