Dan
@danstarner.com
I’m on social media because God decided natural life wasn’t enough dopamine for me.
Decent with distributed systems, currently at Heroku, prev at Bloomberg.
Decent with distributed systems, currently at Heroku, prev at Bloomberg.
The Rehearsal S2E3 is maybe some of the greatest television I’ve ever experienced. Nathan Fielder is a genius and a madman
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Rehearsal S2E3 is maybe some of the greatest television I’ve ever experienced. Nathan Fielder is a genius and a madman
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Rory McIlroy on the verge of winning his first Masters… the season premiere of The Last Of Us 2… shaping up to be a huge Sunday for People Doing Things With A Golf Club They Have Waited A Very Long Time To Do
April 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Rory McIlroy on the verge of winning his first Masters… the season premiere of The Last Of Us 2… shaping up to be a huge Sunday for People Doing Things With A Golf Club They Have Waited A Very Long Time To Do
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We can disagree about what Dems should do. But I bet we can agree that none of us should be giving them a dime of our money until they do something to earn it.
March 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We can disagree about what Dems should do. But I bet we can agree that none of us should be giving them a dime of our money until they do something to earn it.
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@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
March 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
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What the fuck is even the point of Congress at this point?
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What the fuck is even the point of Congress at this point?
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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Being able to drop a quarterly US GDP prediction by 5.1% from +2.3% to -2.8% in a single week is one of the most impressive economic developments in the history of the world.
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Being able to drop a quarterly US GDP prediction by 5.1% from +2.3% to -2.8% in a single week is one of the most impressive economic developments in the history of the world.
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What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
Nothing like getting sick and being relegated to the guest bedroom for a few days & nights 🤧 🛌
January 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nothing like getting sick and being relegated to the guest bedroom for a few days & nights 🤧 🛌
Trying to be productive at work after the holidays or a multi-week vacation is so hard. You’re telling me I have to participate in this capitalistic slog again?
I just want to sit by a fire & look at snow forever. 🔥 ❄️
I just want to sit by a fire & look at snow forever. 🔥 ❄️
January 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trying to be productive at work after the holidays or a multi-week vacation is so hard. You’re telling me I have to participate in this capitalistic slog again?
I just want to sit by a fire & look at snow forever. 🔥 ❄️
I just want to sit by a fire & look at snow forever. 🔥 ❄️
Nothing feels as primally satisfying as starting & maintaining a good indoor wood fire 🔥
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nothing feels as primally satisfying as starting & maintaining a good indoor wood fire 🔥
Nothing feels as primally satisfying as starting & maintaining a good indoor wood fire 🔥
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nothing feels as primally satisfying as starting & maintaining a good indoor wood fire 🔥
I loved my ski trip, but why did I end it on the busiest travel day; right before Christmas?!
Plane’s delayed, flights changed, airport is chaos…holy hell
Plane’s delayed, flights changed, airport is chaos…holy hell
December 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I loved my ski trip, but why did I end it on the busiest travel day; right before Christmas?!
Plane’s delayed, flights changed, airport is chaos…holy hell
Plane’s delayed, flights changed, airport is chaos…holy hell
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Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
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HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Support Us - Sesame Workshop
Individual donors and partners can have a major impact. Join Sesame Workshop’s Mission to Help Kids Everywhere Grow Smarter, Stronger, and Kinder.
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.
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December 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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Final:
Bills 48
Lions 42
Bills 48
Lions 42
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Final:
Bills 48
Lions 42
Bills 48
Lions 42
I’m building a new computer with a 9900x and 4070ti Super just so my wife & I can play Minecraft and Left 4 Dead 2 together.
This absolutely isn’t overkill at all, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
This absolutely isn’t overkill at all, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I’m building a new computer with a 9900x and 4070ti Super just so my wife & I can play Minecraft and Left 4 Dead 2 together.
This absolutely isn’t overkill at all, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
This absolutely isn’t overkill at all, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Record-breaking game just for us to end up losing 🥲
Final:
Bills 42
Rams 44
Bills 42
Rams 44
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Record-breaking game just for us to end up losing 🥲
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OK, this looks like it lives up to the first season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UXK...
Severance — Season 2 Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
OK, this looks like it lives up to the first season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UXK...
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A year's work for the entire #Heroku team launched this week
Heroku's nextgen PaaS -- new parts, capabilities, plus the great user experience you expect
* .NET
* Managed inference & Agents
* #Kubernetes, OpenTelemetry
#Salesforce #dotnet #reInvent
www.salesforce.com/news/stories...
Heroku's nextgen PaaS -- new parts, capabilities, plus the great user experience you expect
* .NET
* Managed inference & Agents
* #Kubernetes, OpenTelemetry
#Salesforce #dotnet #reInvent
www.salesforce.com/news/stories...
December 6, 2024 at 7:52 AM
A year's work for the entire #Heroku team launched this week
Heroku's nextgen PaaS -- new parts, capabilities, plus the great user experience you expect
* .NET
* Managed inference & Agents
* #Kubernetes, OpenTelemetry
#Salesforce #dotnet #reInvent
www.salesforce.com/news/stories...
Heroku's nextgen PaaS -- new parts, capabilities, plus the great user experience you expect
* .NET
* Managed inference & Agents
* #Kubernetes, OpenTelemetry
#Salesforce #dotnet #reInvent
www.salesforce.com/news/stories...
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
As a home-owning adult who likes science, I feel as though that gives me the freedom to test my hypothesis that there is, in fact, enough snow to make a snowboarding hill in my backyard…and no one can stop me! 🏂
December 4, 2024 at 7:29 PM
As a home-owning adult who likes science, I feel as though that gives me the freedom to test my hypothesis that there is, in fact, enough snow to make a snowboarding hill in my backyard…and no one can stop me! 🏂
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relatable www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 PM
relatable www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...
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git push heroku sphere
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
git push heroku sphere