Dan Polish Last Name
@danjan13.bsky.social
Y’all ever seen a good post…online?
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i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?
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news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
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adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500”
September 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500”
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Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
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Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
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September 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
April 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit.
January 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit.
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Post a PERFECT phonograph cylinder from the 1890s that isn’t by John Philip Sousa
September 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Post a PERFECT phonograph cylinder from the 1890s that isn’t by John Philip Sousa
Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart.
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart.
I’m always standing like this. Nobody can take my back pocket goodies. Not anymore. Not after the incident.
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m always standing like this. Nobody can take my back pocket goodies. Not anymore. Not after the incident.
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This is the correct treatment of accused and admitted podcasters
They had a little containment unit for podcasting that just looks like the enclosure they put Eichmann in during the trial
June 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is the correct treatment of accused and admitted podcasters
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all of us at the end of this shitty week
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
all of us at the end of this shitty week
We gotta reel in the people naming plants
June 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We gotta reel in the people naming plants
I’m in your artisanal soap store placing all sorts of parabens in there. I’m taking your triple milled lavender breeze and taking it down to only double milled.
May 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m in your artisanal soap store placing all sorts of parabens in there. I’m taking your triple milled lavender breeze and taking it down to only double milled.
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if you Lock In just right on monday morning around 10 you can accomplish more work before lunch than a feudal serf managed in a whole harvesting season
May 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
if you Lock In just right on monday morning around 10 you can accomplish more work before lunch than a feudal serf managed in a whole harvesting season
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We went with my mom to the lovely celeb cemetery in Westwood Village, some of my all-time favorites are taking their final naps there. But this is potentially the single greatest headstone of all time, my man.
May 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We went with my mom to the lovely celeb cemetery in Westwood Village, some of my all-time favorites are taking their final naps there. But this is potentially the single greatest headstone of all time, my man.
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the correct serving of noodles at any one sitting is always oodles
April 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the correct serving of noodles at any one sitting is always oodles
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Unless their demands are met
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Unless their demands are met
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There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results