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Bafflegabs
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Senior Producer at Smartless Media, formerly Earwolf. Staying Alive/ClueLess/Bad Dates/Just Jack & Will/HDTGM/Get Played/Comedy Bang Bang/Video Archives/Unspooled.

Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.
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My new album Blame It On My Zodiac is available now exclusively on my Bandcamp!! You can stream it or buy it there, but go check it out, won’t you? I gave it every micron of energy I had and I’m very proud of it. Out everywhere else next Friday!

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Prime Suspect is legitimately the best procedural detective show, my god. We’re in Series 4 now where they briefly become standalone stories and these are all total bangers. Mirren is always great always, but DCI Jane Tennison is one of her absolute best.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I finally checked my Letterboxd stats for last year, and this result is absolutely delightful. Describes me precisely: loves Miss Marple and Twin Peaks: The Return pretty much the same.
January 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Something about running a deli slicer back and forth across Stephen Miller’s bald dome
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We’re watching a chunk of Titanic on PlutoTV and on her way up to bed gf said “I wonder if they’ll show titties on PlutoTV” and I just called up to her “yes, they show titties on PlutoTV.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I’m not in the business of scrolling past the video for Sade’s “No Ordinary Love” without putting it on. It is never the wrong time to hit play on Sade.
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Moby Dick is so not what people assume it to be. First and foremost it is a deeply insane meta-novel that occasionally turns into a play or 40 pages of obsessive detail about the whale’s baleen. It is one of the most epic, and also one of the gayer, sea disasters ever penned. It rocks.
finally reading moby dick. why didn't anyone tell me that it's good
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The word “finally” doing quite a bit of work here, considering it’s how he’s used in Lady Bird, and Little Women, and Don’t Look Up, and, indeed, as Paul Atreides. Oh, and also Beautiful Boy, and also A Complete Unknown lol.
Saw Marty Supreme. Finally a film that understands the ideal use of Timothee Chalamet is having him be a hateful little shit.
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Has to be The Office UK, surely? Perhaps the most stark example in history of “this person is only good with the right collaborators.”
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Limping into the new year, quite depressed really, but to be positive: I read way more books last year, that’s good. I put out an album I’m proud of, and people bought it and liked it, that’s good. I still get to primarily laugh for a job, that’s good. And I ate some great omelettes. 2025 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Really the whole point of writing & recording music is to eventually get the mix cooking to where involuntary stank face takes over.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I spent the day writing a shiny dark new wave song about supernatural film noir. It’s like what else *can* you do, really?
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Like, I know the whole thing is illegal and stupid, but what on earth is even the tenuous justification for kidnapping dude’s WIFE also lmao this is insane
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
In retrospect I guess we probably should’ve PokémonGONE to the polls 😞
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Food is just a mustard delivery system. You can’t live on mustard alone so you have to add other stuff to it.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Naturally, I had a friend in grade school who said his dad had brought back a special Nintendo and special games from Japan, and he WISHES he could bring them to school to show me but his dad says he’s not allowed to, unfortunately. Wonder what kids casually lie to each other about these days?
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
We watched Megalopolis last year on NYE, so last night we watched Megadoc as a kind of bookend, mostly we were hoping it might shed some light on what that movie was or even wanted from its audience…that’d be a big nope on that score lol! Fascinating to watch a man light $100mil on fire tho. 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
When are we doing actual Christmas and New Year’s though, the version where you feel good
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Every purchased copy of my record ships with a lyric booklet, a big poster, and even a mix disc of songs I was listening to a lot or even directly referencing on this album! How great is XTC’s Didn’t Hurt A Bit?! Demented to leave it off Nonsuch. Thanks for buying, Ed!!

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January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
A lot of people appear to have Minnesota’s name lodged in their fucking mouth right now, and they should work on getting it out of there.
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Y'all, this record rips.
Every time I release something it all grows just a little bit, it’s very gratifying. Blame It On My Zodiac is already my best-selling, most-streamed record & it’s only been out a month, with two more EPs to come! Very grateful to everyone who’s listened!! artists.landr.com/PTPZodiac
Painkiller The Pigeon - Blame It On My Zodiac
Listen to Blame It On My Zodiac by Painkiller The Pigeon.
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December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I am spending my holiday break relaxing (this is a lie, I’m sitting in the same desk chair as usual but working on my next record instead of podcasts, which IS a kind of vacation. Next record is turning out very synthy, very drum-heavy, we are listening to Stereolab, Madonna, Yo La).
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ooh, Wake Me Up Dead Man was very good!! We’ve been watching so much Marple, Wimsey, Morse, Campion, Holmes, this is a solid mystery that credits its genre, the cast is great, might be my favorite Benoit Blanc lewk too. Somewhere on par with the first, definitely superior to Glass Onion!
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Finally saw it, and it’s not that MI: The Final Reckoning is bad exactly, it’s just painfully obvious that Fallout can only be topped on a set piece by set piece basis, there’s no competing with its overall relentless economy. And three hours? Dawg?
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
RIP Brigitte Bardot, one of history’s most photogenic racists.
December 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Christmas presents to self, UA Dream 65 Amp pedal (yum), Hologram Chroma Console multi-effects processor (multi-yum). I made the first song for the next record about 60% better in a few hours with these just now.
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM