Fraser
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It’s crazy they made Young Sheldon before Young Kramer
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
It’s crazy they made Young Sheldon before Young Kramer
Emergency vehicles should announce the type of call they’re attending with the siren so we can make our own informed decisions
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Emergency vehicles should announce the type of call they’re attending with the siren so we can make our own informed decisions
[Pharrell Lose Yourself to Dance voice] Who’s that fancy pig?
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
[Pharrell Lose Yourself to Dance voice] Who’s that fancy pig?
Thinking of starting some kind of Adelaide festival
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Thinking of starting some kind of Adelaide festival
What I love about Australia is we have 300,000 writer’s festivals and not one of them is able to go a single year without shooting themselves in the foot via highly avoidable circumstances
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What I love about Australia is we have 300,000 writer’s festivals and not one of them is able to go a single year without shooting themselves in the foot via highly avoidable circumstances
marking Riggy as ‘Safe from Everything’
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
marking Riggy as ‘Safe from Everything’
POV: it’s 1992, you’re a boomer, and you’re about to try and take this dinner party up a notch to an orgy, but the night ends in a sexual harassment complaint
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
POV: it’s 1992, you’re a boomer, and you’re about to try and take this dinner party up a notch to an orgy, but the night ends in a sexual harassment complaint
The North Sydney Bears getting a second life as the Perth Bears in the NRL has given me a wild idea: The Adelaide South Queensland Crushers
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The North Sydney Bears getting a second life as the Perth Bears in the NRL has given me a wild idea: The Adelaide South Queensland Crushers
As soon as George and Kramer said they were going rock climbing with Elaine’s boyfriend I was like ‘here we go’
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
As soon as George and Kramer said they were going rock climbing with Elaine’s boyfriend I was like ‘here we go’
“As sure as the news will follow the cricket” - unknown, ancient proverb
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
“As sure as the news will follow the cricket” - unknown, ancient proverb
At the risk of being the first person in Melbourne to post about the weather, it’s warm today
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
At the risk of being the first person in Melbourne to post about the weather, it’s warm today
Oh you’re afraid of plovers? Pathetic
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Oh you’re afraid of plovers? Pathetic
Victorian Police should hold a Dezi Freeman Lookalike Contest and try lure him out that way
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Victorian Police should hold a Dezi Freeman Lookalike Contest and try lure him out that way
Here’s what confuses me about inflation: an ounce of weed has been $300 for about 20 years
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Here’s what confuses me about inflation: an ounce of weed has been $300 for about 20 years
What if Venezuela had secret plans for a brand new sport that would overtake soccer in popularity and completely take the world by storm and the USA just wanted to get their grubby little hands on it first? My head is spinning with possibilities rn
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What if Venezuela had secret plans for a brand new sport that would overtake soccer in popularity and completely take the world by storm and the USA just wanted to get their grubby little hands on it first? My head is spinning with possibilities rn
Large trucks have massive windscreens and it’s insane to me that truck drivers don’t have a little herb garden growing along the bottom on the inside
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Large trucks have massive windscreens and it’s insane to me that truck drivers don’t have a little herb garden growing along the bottom on the inside
I live right near the MCG and there’s a bunch of cricket fans just hanging around the stadium with absolutely no idea what to do with their day
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I live right near the MCG and there’s a bunch of cricket fans just hanging around the stadium with absolutely no idea what to do with their day
Making myself available for the fifth test
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Making myself available for the fifth test
Jake Weatherald is the Ann Veal of Australian cricket
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jake Weatherald is the Ann Veal of Australian cricket
You can see why handshaking took off as a greeting when in the 1800s the most common way people would welcome one another was to put their index fingers in each other’s belly buttons at the same time for 30 seconds
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You can see why handshaking took off as a greeting when in the 1800s the most common way people would welcome one another was to put their index fingers in each other’s belly buttons at the same time for 30 seconds
Lying awake, unable to sleep, realising I’ve never had a pig in a blanket
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lying awake, unable to sleep, realising I’ve never had a pig in a blanket
The Boxing Day test should start on Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Boxing Day test should start on Christmas Day
A Nice Little Bit Of Alright
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A Nice Little Bit Of Alright