Exterior Illumination Expert, Dane 🪐
@daneuntamed.bsky.social
chaotic verstop happy go lucky himbo-brained genius (aka running orange cat software on voided hardware 🥴😂)
#PalestinianLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter
#BlackLivesMatter #SaySomething
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#PalestinianLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter
#BlackLivesMatter #SaySomething
he/him
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https://www.instagram.com/daneuntamed
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Kinda like the idea of the Clintons squirming right now. It's what they deserve.
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kinda like the idea of the Clintons squirming right now. It's what they deserve.
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God forbid a squirrel have hobbies 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
God forbid a squirrel have hobbies 🙄
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Seasonally appropriate joke:
Jesus’s greatest miracle was having 12 close friends in his mid 30s
Jesus’s greatest miracle was having 12 close friends in his mid 30s
making friends as an adult challenge.... impossible for some reason
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Seasonally appropriate joke:
Jesus’s greatest miracle was having 12 close friends in his mid 30s
Jesus’s greatest miracle was having 12 close friends in his mid 30s
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Chicago’s branch manager
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Chicago’s branch manager
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and overdeliver
I always undersell.
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
and overdeliver
good 😏
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
good 😏
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I think Millennials are by far the most well-adjusted and good generation, all things considered. Yes, I'm biased. No, I won't be taking questions or feedback.
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think Millennials are by far the most well-adjusted and good generation, all things considered. Yes, I'm biased. No, I won't be taking questions or feedback.
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What are pickles if not cucumbers persevering
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What are pickles if not cucumbers persevering
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ICE whistles work.
The horns and whistles work
What it's like to watch community activists stand up to a Border Patrol raid.
www.motherjones.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE whistles work.
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does anyone actually ever feel Not Sleepy? is it real??
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
does anyone actually ever feel Not Sleepy? is it real??
sue him, his estate, and his law firm for the $60 million he owes the city of Chicago. then he can potentially file for new contracts, from the back of the line.
it's not complicated, I don't know why mbj is gumming up the works.
it's not complicated, I don't know why mbj is gumming up the works.
Despite owing Chicago millions in accumulated debts and unpaid bills from a risky real estate venture, Allison S. Davis — Obama's former boss — is still in line to receive lucrative deals with City Hall. Why?
Why does City Hall keep doing business with Obama’s old boss even though he’s cost Chicago millions?
chicago.suntimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
sue him, his estate, and his law firm for the $60 million he owes the city of Chicago. then he can potentially file for new contracts, from the back of the line.
it's not complicated, I don't know why mbj is gumming up the works.
it's not complicated, I don't know why mbj is gumming up the works.
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hot take but buses are so fast at night that i would rather they run more frequent overnight bus service replacing the trains than run the trains every 30 minutes or whatever and use the added downtime to do track maintenance
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
hot take but buses are so fast at night that i would rather they run more frequent overnight bus service replacing the trains than run the trains every 30 minutes or whatever and use the added downtime to do track maintenance
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The best thing about the bus is being able to jump off on a moments notice because I decided to get a bagel at the bagelshop.
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The best thing about the bus is being able to jump off on a moments notice because I decided to get a bagel at the bagelshop.
wellf uck!
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
wellf uck!
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i think we’ll ALL be cumming to the cottage if you really think about it
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i think we’ll ALL be cumming to the cottage if you really think about it
oh no someone took a screenshot for an email with the little blue squiggle lines from word still on it 🥴
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
oh no someone took a screenshot for an email with the little blue squiggle lines from word still on it 🥴
okay CTA emails with your new little icons. cute
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
okay CTA emails with your new little icons. cute
I did it in my silly 🪿 voice
omg I just ended my meeting with, I'll be off from Monday until the fifth, if you need me, no no you don't. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I did it in my silly 🪿 voice
omg I just ended my meeting with, I'll be off from Monday until the fifth, if you need me, no no you don't. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
omg I just ended my meeting with, I'll be off from Monday until the fifth, if you need me, no no you don't. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
last alarm of 2025
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
last alarm of 2025
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He’s really capturing the mood
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
He’s really capturing the mood
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oomfies, *we* got noticed by the mayor 🫡
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
oomfies, *we* got noticed by the mayor 🫡
here comes the cold front
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
here comes the cold front