Royce McCutcheon
dakkadax.bsky.social
Royce McCutcheon
@dakkadax.bsky.social
Relevant for @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social I feel
My mother in law has this book on her coffee table and the first sentence of chapter 1 is, “one cannot spend 35 years looking at barley without acquiring an enormous amount of observations”
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
August 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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People tend not to publicly volunteer explanations for their illegal activities. But there are any number of possible practical and political reasons why protesters have targeted Waymos in recent days.

https://trib.al/NT3EXDW
The Symbolic Power of Burning Waymo Robotaxis
It’s no accident that the vehicles that got torched during the Los Angeles protests were driverless cars.
trib.al
June 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@wigglewood.bsky.social I’m just a chair guy. I’ve always been a chair guy
May 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives
skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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The new vet hadn't met her before and asked "Kabuj? Lovely name, is it Arabic?" and I had to tell her no we just thought it would be funny to misspell Cabbage
Betrayal
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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look at this fuckin horse, how do you weigh 3200 lbs and let these two fucking nerds charge 10 cents just to look upon you. eat them! claim your destiny!
January 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Police Officer: what are you eating?
Me (thinking quickly, mouth full of swan):
December 11, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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comics!
September 20, 2023 at 7:22 AM
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
My Therapist: Cantonese Donald Trump isn’t real and if he was he certainly wouldn’t play table tennis
Cantonese Donald Trump:
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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me: I wonder if she's looking at the same moon as me

her (observing earth's temporary "mini-moon" through a professional high-powered telescope): nope
October 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Finally part of the 1%
September 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social as we’re moving into Autumn - any tips for storing summer clothes over the winter? And also for next year; storing winter clothes over the summer?
September 13, 2024 at 1:02 PM
My not a cult sign has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my sign.
February 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I know it’s easy to make fun of adverts on the Other Place, but this the Truth Beam Sasquatch checker is just incredible
October 31, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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1977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones.
October 27, 2023 at 10:08 AM