Dad Joker
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Dad Joker
@dad-joker.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Starting a secret society of people who want to avoid responsibility.
The Illuminotme.
The Illuminotme.
At this point in my life I still don't understand how ratchet straps work and I'm too afraid to ask.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At this point in my life I still don't understand how ratchet straps work and I'm too afraid to ask.
The U.S. Mint has now ceased production of pennies. Creating new ones just didn't make very much cents.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The U.S. Mint has now ceased production of pennies. Creating new ones just didn't make very much cents.
I did not consent to all the Dick pics in my feed today (Yes this is a Cheney joke).
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I did not consent to all the Dick pics in my feed today (Yes this is a Cheney joke).
One thing I love about the time change is getting that extra hour of insomnia.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One thing I love about the time change is getting that extra hour of insomnia.
It's almost time to set the clocks back. Getting an extra hour in 2025 is like getting a bonus ad on a streaming service.
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's almost time to set the clocks back. Getting an extra hour in 2025 is like getting a bonus ad on a streaming service.
Say what you want about old technology but at least my Nintendo, cassette player, and VCR weren't dependant on some global mega company in order to work.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Say what you want about old technology but at least my Nintendo, cassette player, and VCR weren't dependant on some global mega company in order to work.
"If I toed you once I toed you a hundred times..."
- Your Podiatrist probably
- Your Podiatrist probably
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"If I toed you once I toed you a hundred times..."
- Your Podiatrist probably
- Your Podiatrist probably
I'm not saying it isn't sad but do those people know climbing Mount Everest is totally optional?
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not saying it isn't sad but do those people know climbing Mount Everest is totally optional?
BREAKING: Trump asks for his face to be put on the penny so he can claim he is "in a cent."
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: Trump asks for his face to be put on the penny so he can claim he is "in a cent."
Fedex's idea of "tracking" a package:
"We know where it was at 5:46AM. What more do you want from us?"
"We know where it was at 5:46AM. What more do you want from us?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fedex's idea of "tracking" a package:
"We know where it was at 5:46AM. What more do you want from us?"
"We know where it was at 5:46AM. What more do you want from us?"
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I replied to your deleted post.
Please respond.
Please respond.
October 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I replied to your deleted post.
Please respond.
Please respond.
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your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”
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Nutmeg?
I barely know Meg
I barely know Meg
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nutmeg?
I barely know Meg
I barely know Meg
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6GB of screenshots I have never looked at again? I need these.
December 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
6GB of screenshots I have never looked at again? I need these.
I get it Federal Government. I also do not feel like working today.
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I get it Federal Government. I also do not feel like working today.
Will I understand Mambo Number Five if I haven't listened to the first four Mambos?
October 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Will I understand Mambo Number Five if I haven't listened to the first four Mambos?
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"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998
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Umm, excuse me, everything I do is epic
October 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Umm, excuse me, everything I do is epic
Today AOL is discontinuing dial up internet service.
In other news there's been a recall of Model Ts.
In other news there's been a recall of Model Ts.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today AOL is discontinuing dial up internet service.
In other news there's been a recall of Model Ts.
In other news there's been a recall of Model Ts.
Benny Blanco must have one hell of a personality.
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Benny Blanco must have one hell of a personality.
I'm not familiar with the artist doing the Superbowl halftime show but I bet some bunny will be upset about it.
September 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm not familiar with the artist doing the Superbowl halftime show but I bet some bunny will be upset about it.
Find yourself someone who looks at you like corporate companies look at A.I.
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Find yourself someone who looks at you like corporate companies look at A.I.
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lawyer: it’s pro bono
me: but i don’t even like u2
me: but i don’t even like u2
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
lawyer: it’s pro bono
me: but i don’t even like u2
me: but i don’t even like u2
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work is not lol its not lol at all
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
work is not lol its not lol at all