Dad Joker
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Coffee and Dad Jokes
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Polishing up the draft of my autobiography in light of the rapture predictions for this week.
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Polishing up the draft of my autobiography in light of the rapture predictions for this week.
Some people want it all, but I don't...
September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Some people want it all, but I don't...
Today marks six years since you left us, Dad. It's even harder this year since we've now lost mom too. I miss your voice. I miss your hugs. I miss your stubbornness. But most of all I just miss you. I'm lost without you and mom. Directionless. I love you so much. Please give mom a hug for me.
August 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Today marks six years since you left us, Dad. It's even harder this year since we've now lost mom too. I miss your voice. I miss your hugs. I miss your stubbornness. But most of all I just miss you. I'm lost without you and mom. Directionless. I love you so much. Please give mom a hug for me.
Nobody:
Walmart shrimp for some reason:
Walmart shrimp for some reason:
August 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Nobody:
Walmart shrimp for some reason:
Walmart shrimp for some reason:
Email: Your bill is ready to view.
Me:
Me:
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Email: Your bill is ready to view.
Me:
Me:
It's actually so much worse though.
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's actually so much worse though.
Today we went to my 25 year high school reunion. It's the first reunion we've ever done (there were only 7 of us in our graduating class so 5 of us was a good turnout). It was so nice to catch up with everyone!
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Today we went to my 25 year high school reunion. It's the first reunion we've ever done (there were only 7 of us in our graduating class so 5 of us was a good turnout). It was so nice to catch up with everyone!
They all need a rewatch of Terminator 2.
July 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They all need a rewatch of Terminator 2.
Got all fancy for my mom's memorial service today. I know it would make her happy that this is the first time I've tied a tie in over a decade.
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Got all fancy for my mom's memorial service today. I know it would make her happy that this is the first time I've tied a tie in over a decade.
It's one of those nights.
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's one of those nights.
Lord of the Right Wings
March 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lord of the Right Wings
Me when everyone on my work team keeps wishing me "Happy Friday" when they know damn well I work Saturdays.
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me when everyone on my work team keeps wishing me "Happy Friday" when they know damn well I work Saturdays.
Happy 13th birthday to my oldest!
March 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy 13th birthday to my oldest!
Not to toot my own horn but I just diagnosed my mom's issue with her cable service and led her through steps to fix it over the phone. As a bonus I taught her how to send me a picture through text. So yeah. I'm pretty awesome.
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not to toot my own horn but I just diagnosed my mom's issue with her cable service and led her through steps to fix it over the phone. As a bonus I taught her how to send me a picture through text. So yeah. I'm pretty awesome.
See you all next year!
December 31, 2024 at 10:43 PM
See you all next year!
My family knows me well.
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
My family knows me well.
This but pretty much any current event.
December 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
This but pretty much any current event.
Winter is definitely here in Maine.
December 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Winter is definitely here in Maine.
From this picture you would never know I spent last night cursing at the snowblower.
November 29, 2024 at 1:45 PM
From this picture you would never know I spent last night cursing at the snowblower.
Me on an absolute daily basis.
November 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Me on an absolute daily basis.
Did my part to hopefully ensure another 4 years free of the orange monstrosity #vote #election2024
November 5, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Did my part to hopefully ensure another 4 years free of the orange monstrosity #vote #election2024
