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@czarina.bsky.social
· Feb 25
Twitter’s become pretty unusable. Maybe I’ll hang out here now
“It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife…”
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife…”
Meanwhile it’s going to be 70 degrees and sunny in CA on thanksgiving 😤
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Meanwhile it’s going to be 70 degrees and sunny in CA on thanksgiving 😤
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
So what switch2 games do people recommend for a 9yo for Christmas? Any secret gems we might not have heard about yet?
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So what switch2 games do people recommend for a 9yo for Christmas? Any secret gems we might not have heard about yet?
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me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
Met a lady outside the grocery store tonight who was trying to get me on her side that it’s “ridiculous” to put up a “service dogs only” sign/policy and then she told me, so what, her dog pooped on the floor in the chip aisle a few weeks ago?! And yeah, they had it on camera but he’s innocent!
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Met a lady outside the grocery store tonight who was trying to get me on her side that it’s “ridiculous” to put up a “service dogs only” sign/policy and then she told me, so what, her dog pooped on the floor in the chip aisle a few weeks ago?! And yeah, they had it on camera but he’s innocent!
You guys like pirate dogs in little puffy coats?
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You guys like pirate dogs in little puffy coats?
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You know that prison hospital hates to see him coming
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You know that prison hospital hates to see him coming
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Fun fact: public teachers have to teach for 30 years before their pensions kick in.
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Fun fact: public teachers have to teach for 30 years before their pensions kick in.
Wait. They get a pension after 5 years? Lmfao
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wait. They get a pension after 5 years? Lmfao
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(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
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increasingly hard to keep track of which political ghoul has sucked which political goblin's hog
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
increasingly hard to keep track of which political ghoul has sucked which political goblin's hog
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people keep saying that SpaceX is not like Elon's other companies but I increasingly question that
lol this image from last night shows SpaceX is popping open LOX tanks during routine pressure testing. The Starship program was being hyped as closing in on rapid commercial launch cadence 2-3 years ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
people keep saying that SpaceX is not like Elon's other companies but I increasingly question that
Morale will certainly improve when everyone is more uncomfortable and insecure!
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Morale will certainly improve when everyone is more uncomfortable and insecure!
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a whole crew against one chicken? and the chicken won?
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
a whole crew against one chicken? and the chicken won?
It’s never not gonna be 2016
The Democratic Party has a plan to prevent the next Mamdani by running a new type of candidate: the national security mom
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...
National Security Moms Are Here
Trump's call for arresting Democrats targets new political bloc, foreshadowing what's to come
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s never not gonna be 2016
Ordered a pizza and the girl taking the order made me spell my street name literally 8 times and now it’s been an hour and my pizzas still not here…but I’ll keep staring out the window, hoping like some kind of liberal watching dem politics
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ordered a pizza and the girl taking the order made me spell my street name literally 8 times and now it’s been an hour and my pizzas still not here…but I’ll keep staring out the window, hoping like some kind of liberal watching dem politics
This sounds very Israeli
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This sounds very Israeli
My son is growing out of his baby phase and becoming objectively beautiful and now my job shifts to include making sure he doesn’t become an entitled creep
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My son is growing out of his baby phase and becoming objectively beautiful and now my job shifts to include making sure he doesn’t become an entitled creep
Oh look, all the funny people are here
caught a 7 day twitter ban for asking grok if he’d **** musk for humiliating it so what’s up bluesky???
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh look, all the funny people are here
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It’s very funny as a politician to write a book no one gives a shit about while also pissing off the party apparatus that would do one of those scam things where they buy a bunch of copies and let them rot in a warehouse to pretend it’s a huge hit
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It’s very funny as a politician to write a book no one gives a shit about while also pissing off the party apparatus that would do one of those scam things where they buy a bunch of copies and let them rot in a warehouse to pretend it’s a huge hit
Been busy with this situation for the past few months
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Been busy with this situation for the past few months
