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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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I have a theory about this. Regular people want tech to reduce our real-life burdens: cooking, errands, dishes, and definitely laundry. Rich tech bros already have "staff" to take care of all that for them, so they don't care. 1/
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I have a theory about this. Regular people want tech to reduce our real-life burdens: cooking, errands, dishes, and definitely laundry. Rich tech bros already have "staff" to take care of all that for them, so they don't care. 1/
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My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
A few
- The Fall, on a whim. Incredible on the big screen
- El Orfphanato and the men behind me who screeeeeamed at a particulary good jump scare
- Weird Al introducing UHF. The theatre made Spatula City preroll ads!
- I was on my feet a'hootin and a'hollerin at the end of The Substance
- The Fall, on a whim. Incredible on the big screen
- El Orfphanato and the men behind me who screeeeeamed at a particulary good jump scare
- Weird Al introducing UHF. The theatre made Spatula City preroll ads!
- I was on my feet a'hootin and a'hollerin at the end of The Substance
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A few
- The Fall, on a whim. Incredible on the big screen
- El Orfphanato and the men behind me who screeeeeamed at a particulary good jump scare
- Weird Al introducing UHF. The theatre made Spatula City preroll ads!
- I was on my feet a'hootin and a'hollerin at the end of The Substance
- The Fall, on a whim. Incredible on the big screen
- El Orfphanato and the men behind me who screeeeeamed at a particulary good jump scare
- Weird Al introducing UHF. The theatre made Spatula City preroll ads!
- I was on my feet a'hootin and a'hollerin at the end of The Substance
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The right’s preferred gender ideology—one of male supremacy, women’s exclusion from dignity, citizenship, and vast spheres of public life, and an enforced heterosexuality of eroticized domination—is much more prescriptive, aggressive, and ubiquitously pushed than anything coming from trans people.
Conservatives have their own "gender ideology" they are pushing constantly, and it's one that's built on coercion and treating women like property.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The right’s preferred gender ideology—one of male supremacy, women’s exclusion from dignity, citizenship, and vast spheres of public life, and an enforced heterosexuality of eroticized domination—is much more prescriptive, aggressive, and ubiquitously pushed than anything coming from trans people.
As a kid, I loved looking at the Time we got in the mail. I think about that a lot now that I'm doing my dream job as a layout designer.
Just took a break from working my org's magazine—with my human brain, using words and photos created by my human colleagues—to see this embarassing shit. Shame.
Just took a break from working my org's magazine—with my human brain, using words and photos created by my human colleagues—to see this embarassing shit. Shame.
This...looks terrible? Is the magazine making some point about what AI still can't do, because otherwise, I don't get why you'd go out with something that looks like it was put together with safety scissors and Elmer's Glue.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As a kid, I loved looking at the Time we got in the mail. I think about that a lot now that I'm doing my dream job as a layout designer.
Just took a break from working my org's magazine—with my human brain, using words and photos created by my human colleagues—to see this embarassing shit. Shame.
Just took a break from working my org's magazine—with my human brain, using words and photos created by my human colleagues—to see this embarassing shit. Shame.
"can't imagine"
*gestures broadly at all of human history*
*gestures broadly at all of human history*
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"can't imagine"
*gestures broadly at all of human history*
*gestures broadly at all of human history*
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
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I have done
the admin
that was in
the inbox
And which
I had definitely
been
putting off
Inevitably
It was so easy
so quick
and is gone
the admin
that was in
the inbox
And which
I had definitely
been
putting off
Inevitably
It was so easy
so quick
and is gone
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have done
the admin
that was in
the inbox
And which
I had definitely
been
putting off
Inevitably
It was so easy
so quick
and is gone
the admin
that was in
the inbox
And which
I had definitely
been
putting off
Inevitably
It was so easy
so quick
and is gone
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Shifting past tense is pretty neat. When you're weaving, the yarn that you move back and forth to make new fabric is "the weft" - the only place where that very old past participle of "to weave" survives. Weave once followed the pattern of "to leave" but then somehow changed to wove instead of weft.
What’s the correct past tense of “to plead”?
pleaded, of course
or pled
or, JFC, plead
pleaded, of course
or pled
or, JFC, plead
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Shifting past tense is pretty neat. When you're weaving, the yarn that you move back and forth to make new fabric is "the weft" - the only place where that very old past participle of "to weave" survives. Weave once followed the pattern of "to leave" but then somehow changed to wove instead of weft.
A huge problem with the most powerful people right now is that they think they are living in a salacious Netflix show. They're not journalists; they just play them in real life.
The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A huge problem with the most powerful people right now is that they think they are living in a salacious Netflix show. They're not journalists; they just play them in real life.
THE BEST
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
THE BEST
Finally pursuing an autism assessment, pretty much out of spite at this point
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Finally pursuing an autism assessment, pretty much out of spite at this point
I assume he's referring to the kerning?
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I assume he's referring to the kerning?
I am 40 and I must admit that I no longer Know Computers. I would love to set aside a day to get my shit in order when it comes to personal digital security. Are there trustworthy videos on this that walk you through step-by-step?
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am 40 and I must admit that I no longer Know Computers. I would love to set aside a day to get my shit in order when it comes to personal digital security. Are there trustworthy videos on this that walk you through step-by-step?
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
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I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
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Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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This is about women and children as objects and tools and how abuse of them is not just tolerated and ignored but facilitated and celebrated.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is about women and children as objects and tools and how abuse of them is not just tolerated and ignored but facilitated and celebrated.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Proposal: instead of pouring resources into AI, tech companies first figure out a way for people to be able to copy slides from one PowerPoint presentation to another without the formatting getting all fucked up
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Proposal: instead of pouring resources into AI, tech companies first figure out a way for people to be able to copy slides from one PowerPoint presentation to another without the formatting getting all fucked up
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"zohran made everyone too happy how do we remind them what the democrats are all about?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"zohran made everyone too happy how do we remind them what the democrats are all about?"