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This is funny because I was watching Practical Magic when this was posted
Sagittarius: A true friend will help you move a body, but to reanimate one you will have to hire a professional.
October 25, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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I don't want to work on the Internet I want to ride around on a horse and hit people with a sword
September 18, 2023 at 11:52 AM
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It was always obvious that the Campus Free Speech panic was going to produce laws like this.
Proposed Florida rule bans public univ activities "intended to achieve a desired result related to social issues," defined as "topics that polarize or divide society among political, ideological, moral, or religious beliefs, positions, or norms." USF lawyer: "I can’t think of anything that doesn't."
Florida rule would limit talk of ‘social issues’ at public universities
Critics say a proposed regulation is too broad and could inhibit free speech.
www.tampabay.com
October 23, 2023 at 1:28 PM
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18thC authors were onto something:
Let’s renormalize publishing academic books anonymously and then putting your name to the second edition if it’s well reviewed
October 21, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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Finally, a degree that guarantees a job after graduation.
October 24, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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There’ll be no wake-up juice for thee
Unless you answer riddles three
October 24, 2023 at 7:48 AM
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Trivia game coughed up a Patsy Cline question last night. What was her most recent #1 hit before she died in a plane crash? Answer: I Fall to Pieces. No kidding. The universe has bad taste in humor.
October 24, 2023 at 12:03 PM
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Metaverse, google glass. These huge failures could have been averted if they asked a single normal person if they want to have to wear dumb looking headgear to do the same stuff they already do with their phones
If I could give one piece of advice to tech CEOs about something they keep getting wrong, it'd be that regular people do not want to wear a stupid looking headset as part of their day to day life
October 24, 2023 at 12:44 PM
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18 year olds: hi can I get my social work degree without going 200,000 dollars into debt?

University: do not open the bomb robot
October 24, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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Women should help catcallers and subway gropers get laid
October 25, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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Australians giving salutations at noon
July 17, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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God tried so, so many times to prevent the saxophone.
couldn’t be more obsessed with the wikipedia page for the inventor of the saxophone
October 19, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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The left are wrong to claim these rings will “corrupt” us, and it’s time we finally stood up to critical wraith theory | my latest for the New Orc Times
October 18, 2023 at 12:18 PM
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It's funny that this 43 year old guy has spent ten million dollars and drank his son's blood to look 42½. It's funnier that he talks like a mid-level boss from Metal Gear Solid 2.
October 18, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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My theory of old man body types
October 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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Beware these woods, for jazzhorse rides tonight.

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October 9, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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Dudes will be like “check out how cool this AI is” and ask it a question that you could have just googled the answer to five years ago, and that interaction has the carbon footprint of a house fire
October 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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Linda Barry knocks it out of the park again. Happy Halloween!
October 4, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part
October 22, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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I would simply not allow the bell to toll for me. no thank you, I am good on that
October 22, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Elon broke Twitter again. The cynic in me is thinking it's to stop the spread of pro-Palestine content getting reach.
October 13, 2023 at 2:26 PM
This comment left on the They Might Be Giants Instagram page is... Not incorrect 😂
October 5, 2023 at 5:47 AM
I'd really expect to see more people on this app because Twitter's quality is degrading my the minute, visibly. And I'm losing respect for people who keep falling for the bait.
October 3, 2023 at 4:59 PM