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DR CATBOY MALPRACTICE
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slight oc redesign.? (sry abt the quality i screencapped this lawl)
November 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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But sure, blame trans people.
November 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1951
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)
November 14, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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bowser thinks he's hot shit, but i watched Luigi beat his ass with the power of satan
November 23, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Always waking up with mysterious bruises I didn't have the night before. Can only surmise I'm being visited by The Night Boxer
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 22,1954
November 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Jake drawings from when I was working on AT Distant Lands as a revisionist.
November 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Agnes Moorehead showed up in this coat in one episode, and I SCREAMED
November 20, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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The good @evandorkin.bsky.social gifted us all this mood.
November 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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My most insane take I think is that Yukio Mishima was correct in only one aspect, and that is if your plot to take over the government does not include kissing guys then it is destined to fail.
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Chili dogs for Sonic 🌭🦔💨💨
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Silver & Apples 🍎🦔

One a day keeps the Doctor away~
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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beholde: a man
May 15, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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fuck you *uncats your boy*
November 19, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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My page for this year's Galasynth!
🎀⭐🩵
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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i love thinking and believing
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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i've made a sampling of small shops you can support for all your nature nerd gifts this year!

thread below! ⬇️ ❄️🧣⛄️🏔️
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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This is great! There’s also a script in the thread if your rep is republican. I’m going to make this call tomorrow, and I hope you will, too.
if your rep is a democrat, try the script below. it’s timed to 45 seconds with bail out points. you’ll get an intern. be polite. by all means, rewrite or improvise!🧵
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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cat toy lance
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 AM