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Rep. Green on why he spoke up and walked out:
March 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Rep. Green on why he spoke up and walked out:
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The sea was angry that day my friends...
February 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The sea was angry that day my friends...
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i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy
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you: *being flirtatious and adorable*
me: my hands are aging horribly
me: my hands are aging horribly
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you: *being flirtatious and adorable*
me: my hands are aging horribly
me: my hands are aging horribly
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I can't believe I learned how to read for this
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I can't believe I learned how to read for this
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Stood in the downstairs toilet trying to count the spiders, but they're behind me, and as I turn they skitter to keep out of sight. The visible spider count is 0. The giggling spider count is somewhere between 5-7.
January 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Stood in the downstairs toilet trying to count the spiders, but they're behind me, and as I turn they skitter to keep out of sight. The visible spider count is 0. The giggling spider count is somewhere between 5-7.
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One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.
January 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.
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noodle that gets hard when you boil it
January 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
noodle that gets hard when you boil it
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White people love announcing that they needed that laugh.
January 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
White people love announcing that they needed that laugh.
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Things you can do that are more enjoyable than watching Trump's inauguration:
- have diarrhea
- give yourself paper cuts
- pull out a single nose hair at a time
- walk barefoot through a room full of legos
- get a sunburn
- eat your toenail clippings
- chew on aluminum foil
- have diarrhea
- give yourself paper cuts
- pull out a single nose hair at a time
- walk barefoot through a room full of legos
- get a sunburn
- eat your toenail clippings
- chew on aluminum foil
January 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Things you can do that are more enjoyable than watching Trump's inauguration:
- have diarrhea
- give yourself paper cuts
- pull out a single nose hair at a time
- walk barefoot through a room full of legos
- get a sunburn
- eat your toenail clippings
- chew on aluminum foil
- have diarrhea
- give yourself paper cuts
- pull out a single nose hair at a time
- walk barefoot through a room full of legos
- get a sunburn
- eat your toenail clippings
- chew on aluminum foil
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The government is a ho
January 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The government is a ho
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