Zack Pearlman
@zackpearlman.bsky.social
Six seven kinda just fucked off lol
January 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Six seven kinda just fucked off lol
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January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's
"Old man believes anything he thinks is real"
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"Old man believes anything he thinks is real"
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
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Black Panthers know their rights. Do you?
www.reddit.com/r/suppressed...
www.reddit.com/r/suppressed...
Black Panther party members making their presence known in Philadelphia
www.reddit.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Black Panthers know their rights. Do you?
www.reddit.com/r/suppressed...
www.reddit.com/r/suppressed...
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"internal bleeding"
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"internal bleeding"
I think "pitchfork music reviewer" is a secret embarrassment ritual job.
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I think "pitchfork music reviewer" is a secret embarrassment ritual job.
American Roulette: it's like Russian Roulette except you point the gun at someone else
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
American Roulette: it's like Russian Roulette except you point the gun at someone else
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ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
‘Madness’: two US citizens violently detained by ICE in Minnesota, officials say
Two Target employees forced to the ground, then into SUV, then dumped in different parking lot
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
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let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
imho people are focusing on the words "cancel the midterms" and saying uh actually a president cannot do that at the expense of what they would actually try to do, ie send troops/ice into liberal cities to suppress the vote
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
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January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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I'm convinced fascists hate good food.
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I'm convinced fascists hate good food.
Man that Djo album is an absolute banger.
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Man that Djo album is an absolute banger.
"Soup is Ice cream because they are both food" is the kind of argument you hear online
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
"Soup is Ice cream because they are both food" is the kind of argument you hear online
A picture from a walk
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
A picture from a walk
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they did, in fact, take decisive action. in the midst of these hearings congress passed the third enforcement act, called the Ku Klux Klan Act. the grant administration used that authority to virtually eliminate the klan, which did not resurface for another 50 years.
Luckily they took decisive action and the Klan was never a problem after that.
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
they did, in fact, take decisive action. in the midst of these hearings congress passed the third enforcement act, called the Ku Klux Klan Act. the grant administration used that authority to virtually eliminate the klan, which did not resurface for another 50 years.
"we found that she watched ABC, the same ABC that showed 9/11 footage during 9/11. In short, we believe this woman was responsible for 9/11"
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"we found that she watched ABC, the same ABC that showed 9/11 footage during 9/11. In short, we believe this woman was responsible for 9/11"
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Violent abductions surging in Minneapolis. Legal observers and peaceful protesters are being snatched off the streets in the Central Neighborhood. (1/13/26)
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Violent abductions surging in Minneapolis. Legal observers and peaceful protesters are being snatched off the streets in the Central Neighborhood. (1/13/26)
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Guys I really think Trump sucks.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Guys I really think Trump sucks.