Zack Pearlman
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ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
‘Madness’: two US citizens violently detained by ICE in Minnesota, officials say
Two Target employees forced to the ground, then into SUV, then dumped in different parking lot
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
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let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
imho people are focusing on the words "cancel the midterms" and saying uh actually a president cannot do that at the expense of what they would actually try to do, ie send troops/ice into liberal cities to suppress the vote
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
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January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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I'm convinced fascists hate good food.
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I'm convinced fascists hate good food.
Man that Djo album is an absolute banger.
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Man that Djo album is an absolute banger.
"Soup is Ice cream because they are both food" is the kind of argument you hear online
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
"Soup is Ice cream because they are both food" is the kind of argument you hear online
A picture from a walk
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
A picture from a walk
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they did, in fact, take decisive action. in the midst of these hearings congress passed the third enforcement act, called the Ku Klux Klan Act. the grant administration used that authority to virtually eliminate the klan, which did not resurface for another 50 years.
Luckily they took decisive action and the Klan was never a problem after that.
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
they did, in fact, take decisive action. in the midst of these hearings congress passed the third enforcement act, called the Ku Klux Klan Act. the grant administration used that authority to virtually eliminate the klan, which did not resurface for another 50 years.
"we found that she watched ABC, the same ABC that showed 9/11 footage during 9/11. In short, we believe this woman was responsible for 9/11"
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"we found that she watched ABC, the same ABC that showed 9/11 footage during 9/11. In short, we believe this woman was responsible for 9/11"
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Violent abductions surging in Minneapolis. Legal observers and peaceful protesters are being snatched off the streets in the Central Neighborhood. (1/13/26)
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Violent abductions surging in Minneapolis. Legal observers and peaceful protesters are being snatched off the streets in the Central Neighborhood. (1/13/26)
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Guys I really think Trump sucks.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Guys I really think Trump sucks.
Scott Harris following the tigers tradition of bungling the contract negotiations of the best pitcher in baseball
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Scott Harris following the tigers tradition of bungling the contract negotiations of the best pitcher in baseball
Chatgpt, how do I wipe my ass?
January 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Chatgpt, how do I wipe my ass?
These chatgpt commercials just make the person using the service look like a moron
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
These chatgpt commercials just make the person using the service look like a moron
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Scholars & organizers stress that the most important thing for pro-democracy movements to do is to peel away a regime’s “pillars of support.”
Breaking companies from ICE is a winnable struggle that can put serious pressure on the Trump regime, raising the political cost of their actions.
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Breaking companies from ICE is a winnable struggle that can put serious pressure on the Trump regime, raising the political cost of their actions.
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Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Scholars & organizers stress that the most important thing for pro-democracy movements to do is to peel away a regime’s “pillars of support.”
Breaking companies from ICE is a winnable struggle that can put serious pressure on the Trump regime, raising the political cost of their actions.
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Breaking companies from ICE is a winnable struggle that can put serious pressure on the Trump regime, raising the political cost of their actions.
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More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis.
#FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
#FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis.
#FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
#FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
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Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was prepared to remain in the role for as long as necessary, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that he would marry Venezuelan first lady Cilia Adela Flores de Maduro. ...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found
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“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Mayor Frey: "So our ask is really simple here. Our ask is to embrace the truth. Our ask is to include the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension in this process because we in Minneapolis want a fair investigation ... if you got nothing to hide from, then don't hide."
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Mayor Frey: "So our ask is really simple here. Our ask is to embrace the truth. Our ask is to include the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension in this process because we in Minneapolis want a fair investigation ... if you got nothing to hide from, then don't hide."