I was having an emotion, and I hate that.

I would just like to go on record as saying:

the fuck

All these fashy guys have some secret inner definition of the word "woke" but the public definition is "oh, you know 😉". It's like watching the language develop a widening sinkhole into nothingness: a word whose function (unlike all other words) is not to hold meaning, but the absence of meaning.

Depressed about fascism coming to America? This one pot cassoulet will make you feel like you’re living in Vichy France.

Someone on TikTok said “worst 7-day trial period ever. I wanna cancel my subscription NOW.” And like, mood.

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

There is such a specific pleasure to starting a historical romance that… just really likes being a historical romance? I don’t know how else to describe it. There’s just a devotion to the form and tropes that feels like coming home

And mine is extra-extra-regional 😂

New from me: Two influencers make very similar content promoting Amazon products. They dress the same. They buy the same stuff. They even have a similar tattoo.

Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...

@measuredandslow.bsky.social (tree rex) and @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social (potato) are geniuses. Behold the PEZ REX YES and the amazing Spudovski, a 3D printed potato

Also tapas is just so goddamn civilized. “Have several small things! If you’re hungry, many small things!” Coming from the land of supersize…

Photography: The Final Days of the Dinosaur, 65m BC (colorized)

Okay y'all. Put this in your calendars.

October 1st. We're all making tater tot hotdish and watching Walz break Vance.

Who's in?

(using the pic from wikipedia b/c I have always thought it appropriate that for some reason, it seems to be glowing)

It’s beautiful, but also shoutout to everyone else whose brain does that thing where it’s like “hey is that a large group of people doing something in synchrony such as running in a marathon or being the opening song of a musical or participating in a standing ovation? let’s cry for some reason!”

murderbot is extremely dope tbh

angel hair + butter, my ideal comfort food

I spent a good 30 minutes today looking for the tv remote. Turned my house upside down. Looked in different rooms. Inside the couch, under the couch, around the couch. Reader, it was under the cat.