Crispy The Kraken, Fifth of His Name🐙
@crispythekraken.bsky.social
(He/Him) Music geek (tuba). Nature geek (western red cedar). Craft geek (painting minis). Gamer geek (all the games!). Book geek (fantasy). All around weirdo.
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
I respond by doing the badger dance, followed by the mushroom dance, followed by the badger dance, followed by the mushroom dance, followed by the badger dance, followed by the snake dance, and ending with the badger dance.
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I respond by doing the badger dance, followed by the mushroom dance, followed by the badger dance, followed by the mushroom dance, followed by the badger dance, followed by the snake dance, and ending with the badger dance.
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Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
“6-7” belongs in the dictionary, actually
In defense of @dictionarycom.bsky.social's Word of the Year
Website: linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/67/
Substack: linguisticdiscovery.substack.com/p/67
In defense of @dictionarycom.bsky.social's Word of the Year
Website: linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/67/
Substack: linguisticdiscovery.substack.com/p/67
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
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Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
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COMIC: How to Create One o' Them Pokémons
![PANEL 1: On a yellow background, text reads: How to create one o’ them pokémons
PANEL 2: A squirrel stands on the ground facing a pangolin. Both their eyes are bulging and look worried.
Text: First! Take two animals: Squirrel [arrow points at squirrel], Pangolin [arrow points at pangolin]
PANEL 3: The squirrel with pangolin scales cover his back and taiil, looks confused.
Text: Combine them into ONE critter: “Squigglin”
PANEL 4: The “Squigglin” now has plated armor on his head and belly.
Text: Add a bunch of random geometric shapes.
PANEL 5: The “Squigglin”, looing terrified, is now bright purple, blue and yellow.
Text: And dip them in industrial food dye
PANEL 6: The “Squigglin” holds his thumb up, now thrilled.
Text: Congrats! You done made one o’ them Pokémons!
Squigglin: I’m an abomination in the eyes of God!
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November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
COMIC: How to Create One o' Them Pokémons
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
A dog button.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A dog button.
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Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast
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I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
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The scariest Halloween baseball character is Headless Joe Jackson never mind delete delete do not send
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The scariest Halloween baseball character is Headless Joe Jackson never mind delete delete do not send
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COMIC: IT'S EASY TO EAT HEALTHY!
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
COMIC: IT'S EASY TO EAT HEALTHY!
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We're proud to be supporting The Grand Appeal, the Bristol Children's Hospital charity, for another Jingle Jam.
Planning permission has been granted for their UK-first Patient Hotel, the Jingle Jam Building. This year, our fundraising brings the facility a step closer to becoming a reality.
Planning permission has been granted for their UK-first Patient Hotel, the Jingle Jam Building. This year, our fundraising brings the facility a step closer to becoming a reality.
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We're proud to be supporting The Grand Appeal, the Bristol Children's Hospital charity, for another Jingle Jam.
Planning permission has been granted for their UK-first Patient Hotel, the Jingle Jam Building. This year, our fundraising brings the facility a step closer to becoming a reality.
Planning permission has been granted for their UK-first Patient Hotel, the Jingle Jam Building. This year, our fundraising brings the facility a step closer to becoming a reality.
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This asshole just brought a live rat into the house and let it go. Really missing Milton at the moment.
October 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This asshole just brought a live rat into the house and let it go. Really missing Milton at the moment.
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
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MapQuest: Turn left.
You: Into a bakery?
MapQuest: A sweet detour.
You: Into a bakery?
MapQuest: A sweet detour.
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
MapQuest: Turn left.
You: Into a bakery?
MapQuest: A sweet detour.
You: Into a bakery?
MapQuest: A sweet detour.