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Crispy The Kraken, Fifth of His Name🐙
@crispythekraken.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Music geek (tuba). Nature geek (western red cedar). Craft geek (painting minis). Gamer geek (all the games!). Book geek (fantasy). All around weirdo.
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Send a screenshot of the game you have the most hours in.
Sid Meiers's Civilization 5. 983.7 hours play time. Last played Oct, 11 2016.
June 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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You'll be visited by three spirits*

*the three spirits
Screenshot from the movie Princess Bride, Inigo, Vizzini, and Fezzik look down at your point of view from atop the Cliffs of Insanity. Inconceivable.
December 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Cute animal checkpoint!
A brown tabby sleeps on her back, curled in a ball. Her two back feet are tucked up over her head. Her front right paw is covering her right eye while her tail is wrapped around covering her left. Her last paw is set upon her chest while she sleeps. Impossibly cute.
November 5, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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I went to the Seattle Tattoo Expo today. I couldn't leave without this cute lil' guy!
Tattoo of a cute little owl. Brown chubby guy with small wings taking a determined step. Just a lil' guy!
August 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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My hotel is shaped like a vulva.
Emergency Exit sign depicting map of the floor. The map resembles a vulva. The outer labia are the rooms. The inner lips are the hallways. The hallways end in nubbins at the top and bottom. This lucky person has two clitorises.
August 13, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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This is Jesper.
Tattoo of a corvid named Jesper.
August 9, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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I like my partners like I like my gum:
A large can full of Tongue Splashers bubblegum. The tagline reads, "Paints Your Mouth With a Splash of Color!"
June 6, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Freya decided to cuddle up inside a paper bag this morning.
Tortie cat curled up inside a paper bag on a couch. Orange tabby curled up on the couch next to her.
May 23, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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My first sighting in the wild! I was not expecting how excited I felt to make fun of it.
Myself pointing to a green cybertruck behind me, a mix of incredulousness and nausea on my face.
May 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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This little buddy was hanging outside my bedroom window this morning.
A chickadee in a cherry tree.
April 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Surprising no one, my class is bard.

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Results showing my D&D class is 95% bard.
April 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Reskeet with your "literally me" characters.
Pippin from exclaiming, "It comes in pints?! I'm getting one!" Ben Wyatt from Park & Recreation calmly saying "It's all about the cones," referencing his unnecessarily complicated board game. Dewey Finn from School of Rock teaching kids the history of music. Fezzik from The Princess Bride heating a rock and stating, "I don't even exercise."
March 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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See a tortie, share a tortie.
Tortie cat stuck through a loop of a reusable bag. Laying down and pretending it intended this. Using a violin case as a pillow.
March 21, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Twinsies! Got mine done today as well.
Me with the sides of my head recently shaved. My hair looks ridiculous, all clipped up on top of my head.
February 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Orange tabby laying on its side on a green couch. all legs and tail are in a pile.
February 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Tortie cat laying on the ground protecting a fish toy.
January 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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I like the flanged bases, but I feel like these plugs should be less pointy and sanded on the sides.
Wooden Christmas tree decorations. They have horizontal rings cut into them, pointy tops, and flanged bases.
December 25, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Merry Selfiemas! 🥰
Selfie. Hair is wet and pulled back into ponytail. Sides are shaved. Big brown and grey beard neatly styled. Chest tattoo depicts colorful bird flying over field with trees and mountain in background. Wearing raven wing dangly earrings.
December 25, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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Squished cat.
A large, orange tabby cat laying on a couch. A smaller, tortie cat happily squished between the orange cat and the couch pillow.
December 16, 2023 at 9:44 PM
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Painted this just now. Behold Taln, Herald of War from the Stormlight Archive book series. Taln never broke.
Handpainted mini of a man in golden armor and a leather skirt. The man has dark skin, dark hair, and is carrying a glowing sword. Rocks litter the base
November 21, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Woo! (I use humor to manage my most of me)
Screenshot from Better Me showing a 40/50 trauma score, severe.
November 9, 2023 at 2:43 AM
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Last I checked, rhododendrons are supposed to bloom in the spring.
Rhododendron bush fully bloomed with pink flowers.
November 8, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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Here are some goats coming out of their barn to say hi.
Black goat with grey snout and floppy ears and tan brow stepping out of barn. Two black goats waiting their turn to come out. A disembodied arm is coming from off-screen to pet the lead goat.
November 7, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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This goat was very sweet.
Selfie of me smiling at camera with a bearded goat. Goat is sniffing my beard. Goat is tan with snout and brow black & grey mix.
November 7, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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So much blood!
Closeup of tattoo from previous post, but the trees and mountain are very bloody!
November 5, 2023 at 12:01 AM