read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

does tylenol have the epstein files or something?

Well-behaved sandwiches rarely make history

Classic Rock is rock music from the 60s/70s, not the 80s/90s.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

It’s about fairness in women’s sports.

shame the ancient world discovered the planets and named em after their stupid gods like "jupiter" and "saturn." if we named them today we coulda had cool planets like "money" and "xbox"

A female Western Gull was recorded riding 150km in a garbage truck from San Francisco to a compost facility in Central CA, probably to forage. TWICE. An innovator, an icon, a genius.

This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology

These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.

I’m the only architecture critic who loves bad architecture

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You know when people put a fun new twist on guacamole, and add some unexpected new ingredient to make it a lil fancier? I hate that.

Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency

So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion:
Apple
Costco
Bank of America
Delta
JP Morgan
Marriott
Microsoft
Procter & Gamble
Goldman Sachs
American Airlines
Southwest Airlines
United Airlines
Catholic Health

my book's grand total theory of why new builds are so ugly is precision engineered to make everyone angry but someone has to make a huge macro argument

I keep telling people, the Luhrmann Elvis film is *great*. Infinitely better than it had any reason to be, even accounting for the fact that Luhrmann was clearly making it for an audience of one man, who is me, so perfectly is it targeted to my own obsessions.