Breaking Away

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

I ate too much hummus, I falafel

If there’s a bread entree you’re not at fine dining you’re at Olive Garden

Better movies?

Not sure if these are the kind of explicit you mean but: Eno/Byrne “The Jezebel Spirit”; The Birthday Party “A Catholic Skin”, “Mutiny in Heaven”, “Big Jesus Trash Can”; Public Image Ltd “Religion I+II”, Crass - take your pick, but “Where Next Columbus” is pretty catchy

they mix them together, even if it tastes bad

The Freewheeling Bob Dylan, Bringing It All Back Home, Blonde on Blonde, The Basement Tapes, Blood On The Tracks

Get Gout

I’m the only architecture critic who loves bad architecture

“La Raza” Kid Frost

It’s not a musical