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Rose 🥀
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Local Criptid • Angel of Rot • #CucarachaCore • They+ • Neuroqueer • Brain is AuDHDistic, Ass is ballistic • Author • Artist • Editor • Much better on page
CHAT, WATCH MY NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO WHERE I SPEED RUN THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF MOD (00h:01m:23s)
May 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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[Covered in medicated creams]

Babe do u still think I'm hot
March 7, 2024 at 10:31 PM
No I love this actually lol
I'm in season 4 of my first Breaking Bad watchthru and I am now completely convinced it's intended as a retelling of Faust and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. I will not be talking questions at this time
March 2, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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March 2, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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It's the weekend, baby
March 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Sick burn on anyone born around 1977, Sephiroth
March 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
🤣🤣🤣
Eric Swalwell and Hunter Biden's exchange during Hunter Biden’s hearing yesterday is FIRE.
March 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Still thinking about how Gore Vidal apparently was able to buy himself a house with a pool off the proceeds from his writing when he was in his twenties
Syndicated cartoonists in the 1950s: buying mansions to store their swimming pools full of jewels.

Cartoonists today: please subscribe to my newsletter so I can pay my bills.
March 2, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Studies show that you need to rest when in you have COVID to reduce your risk of Long COVID. The CDC shortening their COVID isolation guidelines will put people at greater risk of Long COVID.
Why You Should Rest—a Lot—If You Have COVID-19
It could help prevent Long COVID
time.com
March 1, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The hippo, the orca, and the moose are the most terrifying trifecta.
An orca named Starboard grabbed a great white shark’s left fin and thrust forward with its mouth, eviscerating the shark. Several minutes later, Starboard swam a victory lap by a research vessel, holding a bloody piece of shark liver in his mouth. WOW nature being all red in tooth and claw
A Lone Orca Killed a Great White Shark in First Documented Attack of Its Kind
For the first time, scientists observe a single killer whale killing a great white shark, and then eating its liver
www.scientificamerican.com
March 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation
March 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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The Pythagorean Theorem almost certainly WASN'T discovered by Greek mathematician Pythagoras of Samos.

Babylonian clay tablets describe the relationship between the diagonal of a square and its side >1000 yrs before Pythagoras was born.
March 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I need it
It's been MONTHS since I went to the museum and I'm still thinking about this ancient lil bowl with feet.

(Egypt, c.3700-3450 B.C)
March 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.
March 1, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Oh wow. Weird this comes right after I realize I’ve not been properly grieving things since my dad died in 2013.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/stre...
3 Signs You're Masking Grief
Masked grief can be subtle, but the signs are there.
www.psychologytoday.com
March 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Right in front of my baklava???
March 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Meg Thee Stallion absolutely DESTROYING me — NOT ME THANKING HER AND BEGGING FOR MORE???
March 1, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Facing the truth of my last 10 years

I’m exhausted.
March 1, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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A scientist reacts to stock photos:
If you EVER put your nasty white powder DIRECTLY on my analytical weigh scale, you will NEVER see the Kingdom of Heaven.

Weigh boats were invented for a reason.
March 1, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Musk got really lucky in his "pedo guy" defamation case because the plaintiff had, unfortunately, chosen L. Lin Wood to represent him.

This plaintiff retained Mark Bankston, who previously gonged Alex Jones for $45m in a Sandy Hook case. 🍿
Elon Musk Ordered To Testify In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Musk is being sued for defamation after falsely accusing a 22-year-old Jewish man of being a federal agent involved with a neo-Nazi group.
Elon Musk Ordered To Testify In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl
Musk is being sued for defamation after falsely accusing a 22-year-old Jewish man of being a federal agent involved with a neo-Nazi group.
www.huffpost.com
February 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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Once you accept the fact that everyone is an idiot and doing the best they can, including yourself, life becomes far more joyful.
February 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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It’s important for younger creators to remember that the publisher is not doing you a favor by publishing your work. They have no business without you. You are doing them a favor by letting them monetize your work.
There's way too many of these small publishers no one has ever heard of that are just fleecing creators and imploding after a few years.
February 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM