crime teen
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I'll take out a 2 billion dollar loan to fund this one
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'll take out a 2 billion dollar loan to fund this one
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who up rankin they bass
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
who up rankin they bass
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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if you walk into a voting booth in a dem primary and vote for someone who talks about bipartisanship you are part of the problem in this country sorry
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
if you walk into a voting booth in a dem primary and vote for someone who talks about bipartisanship you are part of the problem in this country sorry
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may every day be another wonderful secret!
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
may every day be another wonderful secret!
oh my God who gives a shit!! if ai is useful to you, the stuff you do is useless
Trump just completely selling out the national interest on this chip export question — China has way more electricity generating capacity than we do. But we have the good chips and he’s throwing it away.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
oh my God who gives a shit!! if ai is useful to you, the stuff you do is useless
very funny to put your son on blast like that
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
very funny to put your son on blast like that
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
probably 7 years ago I met a woman at a party who was a staffer for Ron Wyden. she was ADAMANT that the supreme court is apolitical. I guess file that in the big bin of "Democrats have no idea what's going on"
The Supreme Court is not political so who am I to argue?
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
probably 7 years ago I met a woman at a party who was a staffer for Ron Wyden. she was ADAMANT that the supreme court is apolitical. I guess file that in the big bin of "Democrats have no idea what's going on"
AI is crypto for rich people. it's alarming that even rich people feel they have to Ponzi scheme each other. really shows the depravity of humans in comfortable conditions.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
AI is crypto for rich people. it's alarming that even rich people feel they have to Ponzi scheme each other. really shows the depravity of humans in comfortable conditions.
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I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
Jefrey Epstein’s brother says the ‘Bubba’ mentioned in Trump oral sex email is not Bill Clinton
Mark Epstein wanted to ensure that “speculation does not unfairly implicate people who are not actually being referenced in those communications,” he said in a statement to The Advocate.
www.advocate.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸
does he count as the same guy who got elected if he's not made up of any of the same parts?
Hey I don't think this thing should be allowed to be a senator.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
does he count as the same guy who got elected if he's not made up of any of the same parts?
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
28% is such a small minority!!!!
Alabama’s population is 28% Black and increasingly Hispanic. White Republicans are only able to rule by cheating. And when Dems invest no money in red states that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
28% is such a small minority!!!!
absolutely not, these people are fucking insane and only barely human
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
absolutely not, these people are fucking insane and only barely human
this is the only way he can redeem himself even a little
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is the only way he can redeem himself even a little
this was such a huge thing for me after 2008. Obama could have made America dominant by pushing solar. get enough people in the industry and it defends itself.
The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics
The world’s biggest manufacturer now has an interest in the world decarbonising
www.economist.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
this was such a huge thing for me after 2008. Obama could have made America dominant by pushing solar. get enough people in the industry and it defends itself.
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ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
I used to walk my tiny dog off leash. one day she went behind a house and found a used hamburger bun, but was sadly unable to find any more over the next 8 months
love my walks with my doggo, where i take in the sun and the sights of the neighborhood as she pulls me towards every food remnant that has been left in the gutter, as well as memories of food that was in the gutter a couple days past
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I used to walk my tiny dog off leash. one day she went behind a house and found a used hamburger bun, but was sadly unable to find any more over the next 8 months
woooooow what an incredible move
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
woooooow what an incredible move
figuring out I didn't need to have a definition of probability was so freeing. it took me like a decade after "learning" kolmogorov's wisdom
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
figuring out I didn't need to have a definition of probability was so freeing. it took me like a decade after "learning" kolmogorov's wisdom
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Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED