Jervis Tetch (Not really - Joseph)
@crazedhatter.bsky.social
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
Pinned
Now with movement! I love this little dork.
I cannot fucking wait for the halloween bullshit to be gone for another year.
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I cannot fucking wait for the halloween bullshit to be gone for another year.
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🚨NEW: Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, is strongly considering a run for Congress in New York to replace retiring Rep. Jerry Nadler.
REPOST if you would support Clinton for Congress!
REPOST if you would support Clinton for Congress!
September 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🚨NEW: Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, is strongly considering a run for Congress in New York to replace retiring Rep. Jerry Nadler.
REPOST if you would support Clinton for Congress!
REPOST if you would support Clinton for Congress!
May 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark Hamill is a treasure and speaks for me in this post.
Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
April 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mark Hamill is a treasure and speaks for me in this post.
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"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
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the real reason why this Gestapo administration is working so hard to erase every facet of history is because they don’t want anyone being able to prove that history is being repeated, because it motherfucking is.
"There was no access to a toilet, so guards told the women – whose accounts in some cases occurred on different days or different buses – to urinate or defecate on the floor... "
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
March 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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NUANCE
WHAT A CONCEPT!
WHAT A CONCEPT!
I can simultaneously recognize the entitlement of white liberals over the Obama legacy when they spent most of their time running around calling the era “post-racial” (y’all thought we forgot) and also acknowledge that he needs to be doing way more as a former president
March 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NUANCE
WHAT A CONCEPT!
WHAT A CONCEPT!
Reckless Driving and Excessive Speed.
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reckless Driving and Excessive Speed.
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that only white people made history
18. What is a historical misconception that too many people believe in?
February 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
that only white people made history
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I'm starting to think dei & Woke were the only things keeping airplanes from crashing... if my pilot doesn't transition between leaving the gate and takeoff I am pulling the emergency exit handle
The FAA is investigating a near-miss collision between a private jet and a Southwest Airlines plane Tuesday morning in Chicago.
Southwest flight nearly collides with jet at Chicago's Midway Airport
Video showed Southwest Flight 2504 nearly touching down on the runway before lifting off again to avoid a jet that entered the runway.
www.nbcnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm starting to think dei & Woke were the only things keeping airplanes from crashing... if my pilot doesn't transition between leaving the gate and takeoff I am pulling the emergency exit handle
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
Seriously, there are a LOT of us out here who just want to play games alone, it's our escape!
So maybe don't stop completely, but more games with single player modes is good enough for me!
So maybe don't stop completely, but more games with single player modes is good enough for me!
STOP MAKING MULTIPLAYER GAMES
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Seriously, there are a LOT of us out here who just want to play games alone, it's our escape!
So maybe don't stop completely, but more games with single player modes is good enough for me!
So maybe don't stop completely, but more games with single player modes is good enough for me!
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STOP MAKING MULTIPLAYER GAMES
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
STOP MAKING MULTIPLAYER GAMES
Now with movement! I love this little dork.
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now with movement! I love this little dork.
February 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Seriously if your alt text says "read the image" you deserve a punch in the babymaker parts.
THE POINT IS, YOU MISSHAPEN DILDOS, TO INTERPRET THE IMAGE. FOR PEOPLE. WITH VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS.
THE POINT IS, YOU MISSHAPEN DILDOS, TO INTERPRET THE IMAGE. FOR PEOPLE. WITH VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seriously if your alt text says "read the image" you deserve a punch in the babymaker parts.
THE POINT IS, YOU MISSHAPEN DILDOS, TO INTERPRET THE IMAGE. FOR PEOPLE. WITH VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS.
THE POINT IS, YOU MISSHAPEN DILDOS, TO INTERPRET THE IMAGE. FOR PEOPLE. WITH VISUAL IMPAIRMENTS.
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gofund.me/a18ecd52
Happy Monday, everyone! Dropping my gofundme here, as I almost died in 2023 from severe asthma. Still recovering and burned through 25k savings and could really use some help. I’m real and permabanned on twitter 2 years ago. Fark.com people can vouche for me as well. Thanks 😊
Happy Monday, everyone! Dropping my gofundme here, as I almost died in 2023 from severe asthma. Still recovering and burned through 25k savings and could really use some help. I’m real and permabanned on twitter 2 years ago. Fark.com people can vouche for me as well. Thanks 😊
February 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
gofund.me/a18ecd52
Happy Monday, everyone! Dropping my gofundme here, as I almost died in 2023 from severe asthma. Still recovering and burned through 25k savings and could really use some help. I’m real and permabanned on twitter 2 years ago. Fark.com people can vouche for me as well. Thanks 😊
Happy Monday, everyone! Dropping my gofundme here, as I almost died in 2023 from severe asthma. Still recovering and burned through 25k savings and could really use some help. I’m real and permabanned on twitter 2 years ago. Fark.com people can vouche for me as well. Thanks 😊
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There’s multiple whole dead games at Blizzard, some with concept art or playable pieces that people don’t know about outside the walls.
NDAs in arts/entertainment should have auto expiries. I want to tell you all about my work, and so do others.
NDAs in arts/entertainment should have auto expiries. I want to tell you all about my work, and so do others.
I have monster designs for Sam Raimi's production company created almost 20 years ago that I can't show.
And work from Mystery Science Theater 3000 that has been under NDA for, yeesh, around 10 years?
Gail's got it right.
And work from Mystery Science Theater 3000 that has been under NDA for, yeesh, around 10 years?
Gail's got it right.
Holy shit, that is so untrue. I have three productions I can’t say ANYTHING about right at this moment.
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s multiple whole dead games at Blizzard, some with concept art or playable pieces that people don’t know about outside the walls.
NDAs in arts/entertainment should have auto expiries. I want to tell you all about my work, and so do others.
NDAs in arts/entertainment should have auto expiries. I want to tell you all about my work, and so do others.
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👇👇👇👇
It never ceases to amaze me how some people without disabilities congratulate us when they perceive us as less disabled and get defensive when we request accommodations. I will never become "less disabled" but with accessibility the world will become less disabling.
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
👇👇👇👇
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KEEP YOUR CATS INSIDE
If not because they are literally murder demons than BECAUSE THEY ARE MURDER DEMONS WHI BIRDS ARE FINALLY TAKING THEIR REVENGE ON
If not because they are literally murder demons than BECAUSE THEY ARE MURDER DEMONS WHI BIRDS ARE FINALLY TAKING THEIR REVENGE ON
Gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
CDC Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Transmission Between Cats and People (Gift Article)
The data, which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. Scientists called on the agency to release the full report.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
KEEP YOUR CATS INSIDE
If not because they are literally murder demons than BECAUSE THEY ARE MURDER DEMONS WHI BIRDS ARE FINALLY TAKING THEIR REVENGE ON
If not because they are literally murder demons than BECAUSE THEY ARE MURDER DEMONS WHI BIRDS ARE FINALLY TAKING THEIR REVENGE ON
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screenshot in case reddit disappears the link
February 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
screenshot in case reddit disappears the link
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I feel this. The urge to at the very least archly raise an eyebrow at some voters is very real and also utterly fucking aside the point. The past happened; we have things on fire right now. Litigating the past is a luxury item. Dealing with the present is a necessity.
Friends:
I do not want to see any kvetching about people on the left who didn't vote for Harris. Those mistakes didn't decide this.
White supremacists & whoever else wouldn't vote for a Black woman did this. Misogynoir.
The enemy is WHITE SUPREMACY and FASCISM.
Solidarity time. Now. Shore up.
I do not want to see any kvetching about people on the left who didn't vote for Harris. Those mistakes didn't decide this.
White supremacists & whoever else wouldn't vote for a Black woman did this. Misogynoir.
The enemy is WHITE SUPREMACY and FASCISM.
Solidarity time. Now. Shore up.
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I feel this. The urge to at the very least archly raise an eyebrow at some voters is very real and also utterly fucking aside the point. The past happened; we have things on fire right now. Litigating the past is a luxury item. Dealing with the present is a necessity.