Chris Pentzell
@cpentzell.bsky.social
Actor, writer, Vitamin D deficient
I swear the announcer keeps referring to a Giants player named Bobby O'Carrot Cake. I choose not to be convinced otherwise.
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I swear the announcer keeps referring to a Giants player named Bobby O'Carrot Cake. I choose not to be convinced otherwise.
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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The wide ranging disclosures of documents involving Bill Clinton should put to rest any arguments by the DOJ that they can’t release docs involving people under investigation, since Clinton is one of the figures whom Bondi, kissing up to Trump, ordered be the subject of a new investigation.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The wide ranging disclosures of documents involving Bill Clinton should put to rest any arguments by the DOJ that they can’t release docs involving people under investigation, since Clinton is one of the figures whom Bondi, kissing up to Trump, ordered be the subject of a new investigation.
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In an amazing coincidence, the size of Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center is exactly equal to the total size of all the redactions of his name from the Epstein Files.
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In an amazing coincidence, the size of Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center is exactly equal to the total size of all the redactions of his name from the Epstein Files.
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Why did the Crazy Eddie guy give an address to the nation?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why did the Crazy Eddie guy give an address to the nation?
25th Amendment says "What?"
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
25th Amendment says "What?"
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I never imagined this would be the case when I sat down with Rob Reiner in September, but apparently our interview would be his last for PEOPLE Magazine, an outlet he’d been a regular fixture in for over 50 years.
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
Rob Reiner’s Final PEOPLE Interview: The Late Star on His Legacy, Lifelong A-List Friendships 4 Months Before Shocking Death
Rob Reiner opened up about his legacy, long-lasting friendships and life as a 'storyteller' months before his death at 78.
tinyurl.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I never imagined this would be the case when I sat down with Rob Reiner in September, but apparently our interview would be his last for PEOPLE Magazine, an outlet he’d been a regular fixture in for over 50 years.
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
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Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
I have a small part in this movie (and I'm in the trailer). It's available to rent or buy on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video. Check it out!
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have a small part in this movie (and I'm in the trailer). It's available to rent or buy on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video. Check it out!
And of course the traditional Christmas lobster on top.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
And of course the traditional Christmas lobster on top.
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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I derive pleasure from the suffering of people who don't know what 'schadenfreude' means.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I derive pleasure from the suffering of people who don't know what 'schadenfreude' means.
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Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?
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When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
For anyone who is watching (or hate watching) "All's Fair," I'm on tonight's episode. I play the bald mediator (not my official character name).
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
For anyone who is watching (or hate watching) "All's Fair," I'm on tonight's episode. I play the bald mediator (not my official character name).
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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Like when I have $10 in my pocket and go "negotiate" the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's.
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Like when I have $10 in my pocket and go "negotiate" the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's.
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
Now that the ACA subsidies are expiring, I figure I need about 4 more acting jobs between now and the end of the year to qualify for SAG-Aftra health insurance. Call me [insert Hollwood bigshot here]!
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Now that the ACA subsidies are expiring, I figure I need about 4 more acting jobs between now and the end of the year to qualify for SAG-Aftra health insurance. Call me [insert Hollwood bigshot here]!
What's another couple days of no food? Dreaming of the new White House ballroom should be sustenance enough.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What's another couple days of no food? Dreaming of the new White House ballroom should be sustenance enough.
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THIS is an American president.
Hoping you all had a great Veterans Day! I know these lucky veterans did. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiYL...
President Barack Obama Greets Veterans
YouTube video by Barack Obama
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
THIS is an American president.