Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
When you really want the Paul Dano tea
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When you really want the Paul Dano tea
Marty/Marty Supreme
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Marty/Marty Supreme
This is basically the act of hubris-before-the-fall from every Greek tragedy
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This is basically the act of hubris-before-the-fall from every Greek tragedy
Your marriage will propel you to the peak of power but every decade your husband will embarrass you in a ways so deeply they’re usually reserved for finance guys who pay for it.
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Your marriage will propel you to the peak of power but every decade your husband will embarrass you in a ways so deeply they’re usually reserved for finance guys who pay for it.
What I like about San Francisco is that it has a unique and specific culture. What I hate about San Francisco is its unique and specific culture.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What I like about San Francisco is that it has a unique and specific culture. What I hate about San Francisco is its unique and specific culture.
“People who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it” is bullshit. The truth is, people who learn history are doomed to watch it repeat and repeat and repeat.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“People who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it” is bullshit. The truth is, people who learn history are doomed to watch it repeat and repeat and repeat.
I get so mad when companies jam AI down our throats even though nobody wants it or asks for it. Then I unironically post another stand up clip.
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I get so mad when companies jam AI down our throats even though nobody wants it or asks for it. Then I unironically post another stand up clip.
Hackers got access to Pornhub user history so just to get ahead of embarrassment here’s my top 3 searches:
1. Respecting Women
2. Filling the Wage Gap
3. Desperate MILF gets help with childcare
1. Respecting Women
2. Filling the Wage Gap
3. Desperate MILF gets help with childcare
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hackers got access to Pornhub user history so just to get ahead of embarrassment here’s my top 3 searches:
1. Respecting Women
2. Filling the Wage Gap
3. Desperate MILF gets help with childcare
1. Respecting Women
2. Filling the Wage Gap
3. Desperate MILF gets help with childcare
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My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)
Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
I just remembered that Will Smith Netflix movie that was like Lord of the Rings meets Crash and they put the Orcs in fubu jerseys so you knew they were black
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I just remembered that Will Smith Netflix movie that was like Lord of the Rings meets Crash and they put the Orcs in fubu jerseys so you knew they were black
When my wife asks if I remembered to change over the laundry
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When my wife asks if I remembered to change over the laundry
ATTN SAUDI FINANCIERS, I HAVE SCRIPTS READY TO GO:
10 Things I Hate About Jews
MeccaGodzilla
The Fasting and Furious (A Ramadan Classic)
Easy Riyadher
The Side Dish of the Lambs
Dial MBS for Murder
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Used A Bone Saw to Dismember an American Journalist
10 Things I Hate About Jews
MeccaGodzilla
The Fasting and Furious (A Ramadan Classic)
Easy Riyadher
The Side Dish of the Lambs
Dial MBS for Murder
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Used A Bone Saw to Dismember an American Journalist
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ATTN SAUDI FINANCIERS, I HAVE SCRIPTS READY TO GO:
10 Things I Hate About Jews
MeccaGodzilla
The Fasting and Furious (A Ramadan Classic)
Easy Riyadher
The Side Dish of the Lambs
Dial MBS for Murder
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Used A Bone Saw to Dismember an American Journalist
10 Things I Hate About Jews
MeccaGodzilla
The Fasting and Furious (A Ramadan Classic)
Easy Riyadher
The Side Dish of the Lambs
Dial MBS for Murder
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Used A Bone Saw to Dismember an American Journalist
Men and women are teaming up to create Organic Intelligence that can work countless jobs with a "human touch" that customers crave.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Men and women are teaming up to create Organic Intelligence that can work countless jobs with a "human touch" that customers crave.
I will fistfight anyone who wears this
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will fistfight anyone who wears this
Oh cool The Dodo posted about your mom
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh cool The Dodo posted about your mom
He’s the secretary of health and human services but he sexts like the secretary of agriculture.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He’s the secretary of health and human services but he sexts like the secretary of agriculture.
It’s like I always say, you can’t spell bamboozled by your former child actor pseudo journalist fiancé without “bamboo.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s like I always say, you can’t spell bamboozled by your former child actor pseudo journalist fiancé without “bamboo.”
Lizza’s friends in 2023 “I don’t wanna pry but it seems like your anger isn’t really about the bamboo?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lizza’s friends in 2023 “I don’t wanna pry but it seems like your anger isn’t really about the bamboo?”
From the administration that brought you Pizzagate it’s Lizzagate
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From the administration that brought you Pizzagate it’s Lizzagate
Ryan Lizza writing like, “I grew suspicious when I found a note that said ‘I want you to suck the worm out my brain’”
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ryan Lizza writing like, “I grew suspicious when I found a note that said ‘I want you to suck the worm out my brain’”
Gearing up for my Thanksgiving crowd work special where I use a turkey leg as mic
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Gearing up for my Thanksgiving crowd work special where I use a turkey leg as mic
Kennedy Brothers: If you’re gonna work with us, you gotta love cooze.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kennedy Brothers: If you’re gonna work with us, you gotta love cooze.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.