Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
I know I’m out of shape because my seven-month-old just grabbed my bicep and started looking for a nipple
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I know I’m out of shape because my seven-month-old just grabbed my bicep and started looking for a nipple
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Because one is a MAGA Republican and the other is a traditional Republican?
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Because one is a MAGA Republican and the other is a traditional Republican?
Fox News around the midterms
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Fox News around the midterms
I remember when comics were like, “holy shit, I booked a Super Bowl commercial!!” and now they’re like, “I auditioned but the part ended up going to Bon Jovi.”
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I remember when comics were like, “holy shit, I booked a Super Bowl commercial!!” and now they’re like, “I auditioned but the part ended up going to Bon Jovi.”
How does Brandi Carlisle keep finding musician twins?
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
How does Brandi Carlisle keep finding musician twins?
I can’t imagine getting a performance review at work now. Corrupt billionaire pedophiles and rapists control everything and you want to ask what deliverables I’m most proud of?
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I can’t imagine getting a performance review at work now. Corrupt billionaire pedophiles and rapists control everything and you want to ask what deliverables I’m most proud of?
Amazing headline if you don't know it's the name of a show
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/h...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/h...
Harrison Ford Loves ‘Shrinking’ So Much It Would Be a “Sufficient” Way to End His Extensive Career
The iconic actor appeared on a panel during Apple TV’s press day in Santa Monica where he opened up on his love for the show and his admiration for new co-star Michael J. Fox.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Amazing headline if you don't know it's the name of a show
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/h...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/h...
It's kinda funny that Sarah Ferguson married the biggest creep on earth before she met his friend, a somehow even bigger creep, and was like, "I love you, marry me."
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It's kinda funny that Sarah Ferguson married the biggest creep on earth before she met his friend, a somehow even bigger creep, and was like, "I love you, marry me."
Millions of documents implicating the richest and most powerful people in the world in a global pedophilia/espionage/currency destabilization ring need to be parsed by journalists.
Jeff Bezos (one of the richest and most powerful people): I have decided to fire the journalists.
Jeff Bezos (one of the richest and most powerful people): I have decided to fire the journalists.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Millions of documents implicating the richest and most powerful people in the world in a global pedophilia/espionage/currency destabilization ring need to be parsed by journalists.
Jeff Bezos (one of the richest and most powerful people): I have decided to fire the journalists.
Jeff Bezos (one of the richest and most powerful people): I have decided to fire the journalists.
Democracy dies in darkness (now watch me usher in the darkness)
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Democracy dies in darkness (now watch me usher in the darkness)
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
Maybe if we spell it guillo-teen they'll willingly stick their heads in it
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Maybe if we spell it guillo-teen they'll willingly stick their heads in it
He would have made one for all of us if we had just elected him
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
He would have made one for all of us if we had just elected him
A sequel to Children of Men called Adult Sons of Men
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
A sequel to Children of Men called Adult Sons of Men
The thing about Twizzlers is you have to get so far in the chewing process before your brain accepts them as food
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The thing about Twizzlers is you have to get so far in the chewing process before your brain accepts them as food
James Cameron approaching the whiteboard in a room full of executives:
Melania$
Melania$
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
James Cameron approaching the whiteboard in a room full of executives:
Melania$
Melania$
The cool thing about Catherine O’Hara is that she just kept getting better. Her heyday as a comedic force was whatever day it was.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The cool thing about Catherine O’Hara is that she just kept getting better. Her heyday as a comedic force was whatever day it was.
I take solace in the fact that these losers will never know what it feels like to have sex with someone who genuinely wants to have sex with you
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I take solace in the fact that these losers will never know what it feels like to have sex with someone who genuinely wants to have sex with you
Using a theater showing Melania as a WeWork for the day
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Using a theater showing Melania as a WeWork for the day
It’s so funny that QAnon was almost right about all of it
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s so funny that QAnon was almost right about all of it
My daughters, I want you to know when this nation faced its darkest hour, a cabal of pedophile billionaires and their technofascist partners created an extrajudicial police force to trample on citizens as those in power reshuffled the world order for the worse, your father never once stopped posting
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My daughters, I want you to know when this nation faced its darkest hour, a cabal of pedophile billionaires and their technofascist partners created an extrajudicial police force to trample on citizens as those in power reshuffled the world order for the worse, your father never once stopped posting
Turns out “where we go one, we go all” was about Epstein’s island
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Turns out “where we go one, we go all” was about Epstein’s island
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The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
Personally I think Whitney didn’t go far enough. Daniel Tiger, come catch these hands. Cocomelon JJ, come get stomped out too. Mom from Bebe Finn, you’re a dime and I love you, answer my DMS.
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Personally I think Whitney didn’t go far enough. Daniel Tiger, come catch these hands. Cocomelon JJ, come get stomped out too. Mom from Bebe Finn, you’re a dime and I love you, answer my DMS.