Robby Slowik
@robbyslowik.bsky.social
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
He’s the secretary of health and human services but he sexts like the secretary of agriculture.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He’s the secretary of health and human services but he sexts like the secretary of agriculture.
It’s like I always say, you can’t spell bamboozled by your former child actor pseudo journalist fiancé without “bamboo.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s like I always say, you can’t spell bamboozled by your former child actor pseudo journalist fiancé without “bamboo.”
Lizza’s friends in 2023 “I don’t wanna pry but it seems like your anger isn’t really about the bamboo?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lizza’s friends in 2023 “I don’t wanna pry but it seems like your anger isn’t really about the bamboo?”
From the administration that brought you Pizzagate it’s Lizzagate
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From the administration that brought you Pizzagate it’s Lizzagate
Ryan Lizza writing like, “I grew suspicious when I found a note that said ‘I want you to suck the worm out my brain’”
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ryan Lizza writing like, “I grew suspicious when I found a note that said ‘I want you to suck the worm out my brain’”
Gearing up for my Thanksgiving crowd work special where I use a turkey leg as mic
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Gearing up for my Thanksgiving crowd work special where I use a turkey leg as mic
Kennedy Brothers: If you’re gonna work with us, you gotta love cooze.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kennedy Brothers: If you’re gonna work with us, you gotta love cooze.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
Dulles Brothers: Perfect, we love coups.
Man who just fought tooth and nail for a trillion-dollar pay package SAYS money will be irrelevant in 10 years. fortune.com/2025/11/20/e...
Elon Musk says that in 10 to 20 years, work will be optional and money will be irrelevant thanks to AI and robotics | Fortune
“It’ll be like playing sports or a video game or something like that,” the Tesla CEO said.
fortune.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Man who just fought tooth and nail for a trillion-dollar pay package SAYS money will be irrelevant in 10 years. fortune.com/2025/11/20/e...
I’m ready to step away from public life to spend more time with my wearable computer that also sucks my dick
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m ready to step away from public life to spend more time with my wearable computer that also sucks my dick
One sign of a failing democracy is the President threatening to hang members of Congress. A second sign is those same members of Congress emailing me about the threats to ask for thirty dollars.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
One sign of a failing democracy is the President threatening to hang members of Congress. A second sign is those same members of Congress emailing me about the threats to ask for thirty dollars.
One day, close to the end, I’ll be able to look back on all of it and say, you did it Robby, you watched the exact right amount of those weird hoof cutting videos.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One day, close to the end, I’ll be able to look back on all of it and say, you did it Robby, you watched the exact right amount of those weird hoof cutting videos.
I'm thrilled that Gavin Newsom is the Democratic presidential frontrunner because never once in my life has the early frontrunner won the primary.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm thrilled that Gavin Newsom is the Democratic presidential frontrunner because never once in my life has the early frontrunner won the primary.
Pretty fucked up considering he himself was almost killed by ice.
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
Jeremy Renner accused of threatening to ‘call ICE’ on filmmaking partner
Jeremy Renner has been accused of threatening to “call ICE” on his filmmaking partner Yi Zhou and sharing “unsolicited pornographic images” with her.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pretty fucked up considering he himself was almost killed by ice.
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
Holly, it was your tits. pagesix.com/2025/10/16/c...
Exclusive | Holly Madison believes her undiagnosed autism landed her at the Playboy Mansion
The former Playboy Playmate received her diagnosis in 2023 after first publicly sharing her suspicions two years prior.
pagesix.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Holly, it was your tits. pagesix.com/2025/10/16/c...
Oh so Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Buck can all use the N word but Young Republicans can't?
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh so Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Buck can all use the N word but Young Republicans can't?
This is basically every best man wedding toast
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He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.
Meet the couples who are redefining what it means to be in a relationship, including those in gay-straight and same-sex platonic marriages.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is basically every best man wedding toast
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...
Just got back from Riyadh and boy are my arms deals signed
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just got back from Riyadh and boy are my arms deals signed
Heard all your moms walked out of The Smashing Machine because it wasn't a biopic about me
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Heard all your moms walked out of The Smashing Machine because it wasn't a biopic about me
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."
Nothing funnier than dating twinky musicians and actors and writing lyrics like “Your charisma filled the room before you even walked in/you were always so brilliant and it made my head spin” to dating an athlete and being like “Wait, did you guys know about sex?”
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing funnier than dating twinky musicians and actors and writing lyrics like “Your charisma filled the room before you even walked in/you were always so brilliant and it made my head spin” to dating an athlete and being like “Wait, did you guys know about sex?”
My morality is not for sale and to prove it, I dare any brutal regime to make me a $600,000 offer for a one nighter and see what I say. Do it. I dare you. Please do it. Please I dare you. Please do it. Do it please.
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My morality is not for sale and to prove it, I dare any brutal regime to make me a $600,000 offer for a one nighter and see what I say. Do it. I dare you. Please do it. Please I dare you. Please do it. Do it please.
Might spend a week accepting all these spam loan phone calls and move to Argentina
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Might spend a week accepting all these spam loan phone calls and move to Argentina
I knew this was coming. Literally every time I go to the movies I see her there, alone.
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www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are splitting up
The Academy Award-winning actor and Grammy Award-winning country singer have been married since 2006.
www.nbcnews.com
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I knew this was coming. Literally every time I go to the movies I see her there, alone.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
One day you’re flirting then dating and being sexy and then one day you walk out of the bathroom where you’ve been for 48 minutes, shuffle your feet through the Lego covered floor, and confidently declare, “Ok it’s DEFINITELY time for a colonoscopy.”
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One day you’re flirting then dating and being sexy and then one day you walk out of the bathroom where you’ve been for 48 minutes, shuffle your feet through the Lego covered floor, and confidently declare, “Ok it’s DEFINITELY time for a colonoscopy.”
Riyahd is like a Mecca for comedy
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Riyahd is like a Mecca for comedy