Chris Pentzell
@cpentzell.bsky.social
Actor, writer, Vitamin D deficient
That's much fancier than my "You can't decrease anything by 600%!"
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That's much fancier than my "You can't decrease anything by 600%!"
<cough cough> Fetterman <cough>
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
<cough cough> Fetterman <cough>
Wow, that's incredible.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Wow, that's incredible.
What did he have to do with Seinfeld?
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What did he have to do with Seinfeld?
If someone doesn't post a meme with that picture and the words "Pew Pew!" then I have truly lost my faith in the internet.
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If someone doesn't post a meme with that picture and the words "Pew Pew!" then I have truly lost my faith in the internet.
Probably somewhere between full on Liberace and a thread count of six.
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Probably somewhere between full on Liberace and a thread count of six.
"Drowsy Donald" was right there!
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Drowsy Donald" was right there!
I see is as The Borg done right!
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I see is as The Borg done right!
I don't understand. Also, where are my pants?
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't understand. Also, where are my pants?
The most prestigious? The Hooters Peace Prize. Comes with honey mustard.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The most prestigious? The Hooters Peace Prize. Comes with honey mustard.
Sometimes the Evil Empire wins.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes the Evil Empire wins.
My daughter said the same thing to me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My daughter said the same thing to me.
No targets to Klein and only one to Marsh.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No targets to Klein and only one to Marsh.