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don't fucken @ me i'm chillen
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Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BOTHERSOME CREATURE #2 BEGGING for Sheba Delicate Whitefish and Tuna Entree in Gravy. you get fed FIVE TIMES A DAY. this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
bothersome creature begged me for pets all mourning
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The thing about the average New Yorker’s objection to open gangway cars - that they’ll make the subway less safe because “bad people” can move between the cars - is that people already go between the cars all the time anyway. I’m tired of being held hostage in the city by people who are afraid of it
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The Post Office should sell weed
December 22, 2023 at 2:07 PM
me taking the last slice of pizza from the box before anyone else can
Why does he look like he’s saying “yoink”
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
OH, I'M SURE
Senate Republicans will try to push a nominations package that confirms a slew of horribly unqualified, radical nominees in one fell swoop.

Senate Democrats will oppose every single one of them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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why ask for crumbs when you’re baking the bread?
Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
had a paint and sip/"brushes and blunts" party at work today and i started painting magikarp
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
oh, to be a little cat with cured meat for a snack
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries

Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the food come out and suddenly we bipedal
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i love how every time we try the method of "just giving people money, no questions asked" it's hugely successful but we still can't do it on a large scale Because Reasons
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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no it's alright i totally understand i guess i'll crawl into the woods and scrap together some kind of pathetic nest out of twigs and dirt
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
forgive me for the preemptive lib-out but it's going to be so fucking funny watching him lose to jack schlossberg next year
Great, let him get his ass kicked again by someone who actually lives in the district and has connections to it. He can keep wasting Bill Ackman’s money.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
generational run and he's not even in office yet. that's MY mf mayor
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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What a banger
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Next Week's New Yorker cover, illustration by Edel Rodriguez.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM