The Titanic’s Chief Arranger of Deck Chairs
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A Rockette trapped in a librarian’s body.
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The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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Big news for anyone with federal student loans: after we rang the alarm, a judge stopped Elon Musk and his team from seizing your personal data.
This is why we get in the fight.
This is why we get in the fight.
Judge blocks OPM, Education Department from sharing personal info with DOGE
The order is the most wide-ranging block on DOGE’s activities to date.
www.politico.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Big news for anyone with federal student loans: after we rang the alarm, a judge stopped Elon Musk and his team from seizing your personal data.
This is why we get in the fight.
This is why we get in the fight.
Serious question, when were these DEI offices started? Can’t PBS still carry out those values without the department which is the target of Trump?
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Serious question, when were these DEI offices started? Can’t PBS still carry out those values without the department which is the target of Trump?
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
They should have the camera on Kylie Kelce. She would be entertaining! #FlyBirdsFly #Kelce #SiperBowl #Eagles
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
They should have the camera on Kylie Kelce. She would be entertaining! #FlyBirdsFly #Kelce #SiperBowl #Eagles
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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
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sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
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Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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Incredibly hard to see this awful crash and not think of the 1982 Air Florida crash into the 14th street bridge. And this Roger Rosenblatt essay on a man (who we later learned was named Arland Williams) who saved several others, but did not survive. time.com/archive/6859...
Essay: The Man in the Water
As disasters go, this one was terrible, but not unique, certainly not among the worst on the roster of U.S. air crashes. There was the unusual element of the bridge, of course, and the fact that the...
time.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Incredibly hard to see this awful crash and not think of the 1982 Air Florida crash into the 14th street bridge. And this Roger Rosenblatt essay on a man (who we later learned was named Arland Williams) who saved several others, but did not survive. time.com/archive/6859...
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We need the energy of a guy who calls in at 8:30am on a Tuesday, half in the bag, to recite a limerick about Travis Kelce explicitly without turning his radio down, except he’s an appellate judge in the 9th circuit
January 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
We need the energy of a guy who calls in at 8:30am on a Tuesday, half in the bag, to recite a limerick about Travis Kelce explicitly without turning his radio down, except he’s an appellate judge in the 9th circuit
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Rob McElhenney and Taylor Swift are happy. At the end of the day, isn’t that really all that matters?
Chiefs. Eagles. AGAIN 💥
Philadelphia and Kansas City meet for the second time in three years to decide the Super Bowl.
Philadelphia and Kansas City meet for the second time in three years to decide the Super Bowl.
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Rob McElhenney and Taylor Swift are happy. At the end of the day, isn’t that really all that matters?
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So... I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender is X, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone worked late to get the X passports done today.
Thank you, random worker.
Thank you, random worker.
January 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
So... I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender is X, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone worked late to get the X passports done today.
Thank you, random worker.
Thank you, random worker.
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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Rewatched Mulholland Drive. I take away something new every time I rewatch it. This time it’s “make sure tiny old people don’t crawl under the cracks in your front door”.
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Rewatched Mulholland Drive. I take away something new every time I rewatch it. This time it’s “make sure tiny old people don’t crawl under the cracks in your front door”.
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Can a Black woman who’s drowning in student debt join up with her mall coworkers to defeat the Debt Police and destroy their student loan company by pulling off the heist of a lifetime? Find out in The Payback, out July 15, 2025, preorder now: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...
October 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Can a Black woman who’s drowning in student debt join up with her mall coworkers to defeat the Debt Police and destroy their student loan company by pulling off the heist of a lifetime? Find out in The Payback, out July 15, 2025, preorder now: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...
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long story short they should not make the worcestershire sauce and angostura bitters bottles look so similar
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
long story short they should not make the worcestershire sauce and angostura bitters bottles look so similar
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Raskin: "It seems we live in a time when it's very easy to forgive sexual abusers, assailants, rapists, and sexual harassers who have a lot of power and wealthy in society, but very hard to forgive their victims for fighting back. Look what's going on across the hallway ... "
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Raskin: "It seems we live in a time when it's very easy to forgive sexual abusers, assailants, rapists, and sexual harassers who have a lot of power and wealthy in society, but very hard to forgive their victims for fighting back. Look what's going on across the hallway ... "
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Cannot stop thinking about how Octavia Butler wrote a book in 1993 about climate change. It opens with deadly fires in LA in 2025. In the story, a fascist President has just won office with the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again."
She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.
She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.
January 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Cannot stop thinking about how Octavia Butler wrote a book in 1993 about climate change. It opens with deadly fires in LA in 2025. In the story, a fascist President has just won office with the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again."
She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.
She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.
I avoided Apple TV Presumed Innocent because not a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal, but damn, it’s good. Each episode expertly ends so you can’t help but keep watching!!
January 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I avoided Apple TV Presumed Innocent because not a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal, but damn, it’s good. Each episode expertly ends so you can’t help but keep watching!!