T H E VV O R S T
@milfparade.bsky.social
Bullet farmer (from the bullet farm). Law-adjacent. Philly
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I am watching CITIZEN X (1995) in which Max Von Sydow, as a psychiatrist interviewing a sexual sadist serial killer, says the word “ejaculated” about five hundred times in his two minutes onscreen, but which he pronounces “ejac-shoo-lated” every time
January 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I am watching CITIZEN X (1995) in which Max Von Sydow, as a psychiatrist interviewing a sexual sadist serial killer, says the word “ejaculated” about five hundred times in his two minutes onscreen, but which he pronounces “ejac-shoo-lated” every time
Magic Johnson is the grand marshal of the Rose Bowl Parade but it is raining so the roof is up on his convertible because I guess the duties of grand marshal do not include getting wet
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Magic Johnson is the grand marshal of the Rose Bowl Parade but it is raining so the roof is up on his convertible because I guess the duties of grand marshal do not include getting wet
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It's been a while since I've had to do this: the other Bluesky Elders looked at the numbers and they're bad. Very bad. The site will simply not be able to make it to 2026 unless post quality & quantity drastically rise and that means everyone most post positively about the Philadelphia Eagles today.
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's been a while since I've had to do this: the other Bluesky Elders looked at the numbers and they're bad. Very bad. The site will simply not be able to make it to 2026 unless post quality & quantity drastically rise and that means everyone most post positively about the Philadelphia Eagles today.
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“Rosie’s gotta think about her whole life before doing a karaoke version of Golden from KPop Demon Hunters”
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Rosie’s gotta think about her whole life before doing a karaoke version of Golden from KPop Demon Hunters”
I saw articles complaining about how people are going no-contact with their families but this year we hit exactly zero traffic on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day so I am all for it tbh, saved me hours
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I saw articles complaining about how people are going no-contact with their families but this year we hit exactly zero traffic on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day so I am all for it tbh, saved me hours
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More than once I have come across documents from the DOJ where the redactions had not been applied properly in Acrobat, and that was before current management moved in. I can’t imagine mistakes were not made, is all
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
More than once I have come across documents from the DOJ where the redactions had not been applied properly in Acrobat, and that was before current management moved in. I can’t imagine mistakes were not made, is all
Any gambling app commercial makes me feel bad but the ones that advertise specific slot machine games are spiritually annihilating. “Draft Kings will let you have ten free spins of Princess Kitty’s Castle Cuddle, you pitiable little hogs, with offer code ESCHATON”
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Any gambling app commercial makes me feel bad but the ones that advertise specific slot machine games are spiritually annihilating. “Draft Kings will let you have ten free spins of Princess Kitty’s Castle Cuddle, you pitiable little hogs, with offer code ESCHATON”
We always celebrate victories for the “___ Parade” community
Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We always celebrate victories for the “___ Parade” community
Did Andrew Tate lose a boxing match? Sorry, I only follow authentic masculinity influencers,
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Did Andrew Tate lose a boxing match? Sorry, I only follow authentic masculinity influencers,
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More than once I have come across documents from the DOJ where the redactions had not been applied properly in Acrobat, and that was before current management moved in. I can’t imagine mistakes were not made, is all
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
More than once I have come across documents from the DOJ where the redactions had not been applied properly in Acrobat, and that was before current management moved in. I can’t imagine mistakes were not made, is all
I had never met a dog that does not prefer to barf on the carpet - does not, in fact, insist upon it
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I had never met a dog that does not prefer to barf on the carpet - does not, in fact, insist upon it
Did you ever see something so beautiful you can’t breathe
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you ever see something so beautiful you can’t breathe
Wait I’ve been busy all day but I thought the hungry games announcement was an AI thing people fell for, I’m hearing this is not in fact the case? Why did I see it initially shared by something named FactsDotNewz or whatever?!
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait I’ve been busy all day but I thought the hungry games announcement was an AI thing people fell for, I’m hearing this is not in fact the case? Why did I see it initially shared by something named FactsDotNewz or whatever?!
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
nerdist.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Genuinely curious: do you use different insults on yourself than you do the rest of the world? Like, if I have done something stupid, I would call myself “suchafuckin idiot” or “you dumb bitch,” but i tend to call another person “dumbfuck” (in my head like, I’m not abusing strangers)
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Genuinely curious: do you use different insults on yourself than you do the rest of the world? Like, if I have done something stupid, I would call myself “suchafuckin idiot” or “you dumb bitch,” but i tend to call another person “dumbfuck” (in my head like, I’m not abusing strangers)
I’ve never felt so alive as watching the very end of this. The sound I made, I could not even begin to describe
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’ve never felt so alive as watching the very end of this. The sound I made, I could not even begin to describe
I died because in the MNF opening Snoop Dogg was rapping about football in an abandoned parking garage and they cut to his audience and it was all Monsters, Inc. monsters
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I died because in the MNF opening Snoop Dogg was rapping about football in an abandoned parking garage and they cut to his audience and it was all Monsters, Inc. monsters
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MY SISTER’S OFFICE’S HOLIDAY PARTY WAS ALSO ON ZOOM FOR REMOTE EMPLOYEES AND THEY DID A MURDER MYSTERY GAME SET IN LONDON AND SOME PEOPLE TRIED TO DO BRITISH ACCENTS AND IT LASTED FOR TWO HOURS
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MY SISTER’S OFFICE’S HOLIDAY PARTY WAS ALSO ON ZOOM FOR REMOTE EMPLOYEES AND THEY DID A MURDER MYSTERY GAME SET IN LONDON AND SOME PEOPLE TRIED TO DO BRITISH ACCENTS AND IT LASTED FOR TWO HOURS
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December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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MY SISTER’S OFFICE’S HOLIDAY PARTY WAS ALSO ON ZOOM FOR REMOTE EMPLOYEES AND THEY DID A MURDER MYSTERY GAME SET IN LONDON AND SOME PEOPLE TRIED TO DO BRITISH ACCENTS AND IT LASTED FOR TWO HOURS
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MY SISTER’S OFFICE’S HOLIDAY PARTY WAS ALSO ON ZOOM FOR REMOTE EMPLOYEES AND THEY DID A MURDER MYSTERY GAME SET IN LONDON AND SOME PEOPLE TRIED TO DO BRITISH ACCENTS AND IT LASTED FOR TWO HOURS
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“No, it’s just what the dish is called,” the receptionist insisted. It sounded like she had started crying.
My eyes narrowed. I felt certain she was evading the question. I pressed her harder, very journalistically.
“So you’re *not* alleging that a shrimp fried this rice?” I asked
My eyes narrowed. I felt certain she was evading the question. I pressed her harder, very journalistically.
“So you’re *not* alleging that a shrimp fried this rice?” I asked
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“No, it’s just what the dish is called,” the receptionist insisted. It sounded like she had started crying.
My eyes narrowed. I felt certain she was evading the question. I pressed her harder, very journalistically.
“So you’re *not* alleging that a shrimp fried this rice?” I asked
My eyes narrowed. I felt certain she was evading the question. I pressed her harder, very journalistically.
“So you’re *not* alleging that a shrimp fried this rice?” I asked
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🎶 Out on the road today, I saw a Go Birds, Dickhead sticker on a Hyundai Elantra 🎶
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🎶 Out on the road today, I saw a Go Birds, Dickhead sticker on a Hyundai Elantra 🎶
My entire Wrapped was like “you have the exact listening behavior of a fifty year old dad” and I wasn’t pushing back but I don’t think this is fair
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My entire Wrapped was like “you have the exact listening behavior of a fifty year old dad” and I wasn’t pushing back but I don’t think this is fair
I love this because the people who don’t really use computers are like “a magic spell to be a computer boy” and the people who use computers are like “a printer that actually fuckin works” and it’s been 40 years and that is still the dream
In 1987 Family Computing magazine asked “computer-using celebrities” what they wanted for Christmas. Julia Child wanted a potion that taught her MS-DOS. Steve Wozniak would like a girlfriend. Robin Williams said he’d “like to be able to jack in directly.” And Todd Rundgren needed a laser printer.
!["I'd like to guarantee that I never accidently make a foolish mistake." WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR.
"I'd like a Cray [supercomputer]." PENN (the taller half of PENN & TELLER)
"A laser printer." TODD RUNDGREN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7nglhglznjzuappphildgexu/bafkreifp6vpzgnzywf5nxkjk6eovuq4mz4pq4f3bysq2kdmjsgrob3bpcy@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love this because the people who don’t really use computers are like “a magic spell to be a computer boy” and the people who use computers are like “a printer that actually fuckin works” and it’s been 40 years and that is still the dream
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷