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ok but "does not pay taxes or write poetry" is a much better descriptor of what it means to be a Kennedy
As I wrote in the piece, Kennedy continues to use stigmatizing and frankly pretty shocking language to refer to people with autism, implicitly framing them as a burden on society and their families who will, as he said, "never pay taxes" or "write a poem."
April 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ok but "does not pay taxes or write poetry" is a much better descriptor of what it means to be a Kennedy
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reading comprehension really is at an all time low huh
April 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
reading comprehension really is at an all time low huh
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hell yeah brother
To put it in real terms: This press conference cost the U.S. stock market somewhere in the realm of $1-2 trillion dollars.
*S&P 500 FUTURES SINK 1.9%, NASDAQ 100 FUTURES SLIDE 2.7%
April 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hell yeah brother
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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pete hegseth just popped into the group chat planning my friend's birthday party but they already have enough hellfire missiles so I'm not sure he'll be much use there
March 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
pete hegseth just popped into the group chat planning my friend's birthday party but they already have enough hellfire missiles so I'm not sure he'll be much use there
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people regularly ask me what they should do to prepare for the possibility of mass violence and civil unrest. we give this advice often on It Could Happen Here but this is my list of advice in no specific order:
take a stop the bleed course. get to know your neighbors. Organize in your community. learn about storing food and filtering or otherwise obtaining fresh water. explore radio / ham comms. learn about disaster preparedness. Volunteer.
March 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
people regularly ask me what they should do to prepare for the possibility of mass violence and civil unrest. we give this advice often on It Could Happen Here but this is my list of advice in no specific order:
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sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Revolution will be AI-icized
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.
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Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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This is the way.
Trump take egg.
Trump take job.
Trump take planes.
Trump take parks.
Trump take vacation.
Trump take peace.
Trump take health.
Trump take neighbors.
Trump take Social Security.
Trump take and take and take.
Trump take job.
Trump take planes.
Trump take parks.
Trump take vacation.
Trump take peace.
Trump take health.
Trump take neighbors.
Trump take Social Security.
Trump take and take and take.
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the way.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
February 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who […]
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February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
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Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun