Martha (she/her)
@cornishcalzone.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian
Folky noisemaker
Maker of things
Leftie 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏴🚩🏳️🌈
ADHDer
Cat milf
Folky noisemaker
Maker of things
Leftie 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏴🚩🏳️🌈
ADHDer
Cat milf
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
(Popping back on here to do a joke that has probably been done)
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
(Popping back on here to do a joke that has probably been done)
Your guide to the papal #Conclave:
White smoke: new pope
Black smoke: no new pope
Grey smoke: pope is into bondage
Red smoke: pope is into fisting
Blue smoke: pope is into uniforms OR anal — check exact shade
Yellow smoke: pope is into watersports
White smoke: new pope
Black smoke: no new pope
Grey smoke: pope is into bondage
Red smoke: pope is into fisting
Blue smoke: pope is into uniforms OR anal — check exact shade
Yellow smoke: pope is into watersports
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Your guide to the papal #Conclave:
White smoke: new pope
Black smoke: no new pope
Grey smoke: pope is into bondage
Red smoke: pope is into fisting
Blue smoke: pope is into uniforms OR anal — check exact shade
Yellow smoke: pope is into watersports
White smoke: new pope
Black smoke: no new pope
Grey smoke: pope is into bondage
Red smoke: pope is into fisting
Blue smoke: pope is into uniforms OR anal — check exact shade
Yellow smoke: pope is into watersports
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Raffle runs to end of April - please donate £1 (or more) and/or share post so we can raise more. Thank you!
UK friends: this #TransDayOfVisibility I am launching a raffle to win this hand-knitted shawl in aid of UK trans charities. £1 = 1 entry, buy as many as you like before midnight 30th April. Full details at knitfortrans.wordpress.com
Thanks to @isasaxonists.bsky.social for the beautiful yarn 🩵🩷🤍
Thanks to @isasaxonists.bsky.social for the beautiful yarn 🩵🩷🤍
April 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Raffle runs to end of April - please donate £1 (or more) and/or share post so we can raise more. Thank you!
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Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them
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Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.
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Possibly the best description of genAI "creative writing" I have ever seen.
It’s like drinking a smoothie made from a nice restaurant’s garbage
March 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Possibly the best description of genAI "creative writing" I have ever seen.
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Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
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The image of their mangled tandem will haunt me until the day I die.
Remembering Jim Bowen and Stephen Hawking who both passed away 7 years ago today 😇🙏
March 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The image of their mangled tandem will haunt me until the day I die.
He’s been! He’s been!
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
He’s been! He’s been!
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I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
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Every single mistake is something you'd now see in AI generated art.
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Spot the 12 deliberate mistakes.
From Treasure magazine, 1963
Official answers coming soon
Spot the 12 deliberate mistakes.
From Treasure magazine, 1963
Official answers coming soon
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Every single mistake is something you'd now see in AI generated art.
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Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Those could be anyone’s gun, silencer, four fake IDs and other items consistent with what police were looking for. Probably just a coincidence, better let him go just to be safe
Police have taken a suspect into custody for the UnitedHealth CEO's shooting in Pennsylvania. The man was found with a gun, silencer, four fake IDs and other items "consistent" with what police were looking for related to the shooting www.tmz.com/2024/12/09/u...
UnitedHealthcare CEO Murder 'Person of Interest' Detained by Police
A person of interest in the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson has been detained.
www.tmz.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Those could be anyone’s gun, silencer, four fake IDs and other items consistent with what police were looking for. Probably just a coincidence, better let him go just to be safe
Nature is healing
Ed Balls
November 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Nature is healing
Aiming to use this more (I’ve defaulted to threads until now purely because it pops up in my Facebook feed). Hello. Help me find the right people?
November 7, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Aiming to use this more (I’ve defaulted to threads until now purely because it pops up in my Facebook feed). Hello. Help me find the right people?
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Much of Liz Truss’s book reads like a 2 star review on AirBNB
April 12, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Much of Liz Truss’s book reads like a 2 star review on AirBNB
I think that’s called a crywank
who up strokin the sword while lamenting the social realities
April 14, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I think that’s called a crywank
Antidepressants, mostly
December 10, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Antidepressants, mostly
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Remember, most workers are adopting labor organizing far faster than they’re adopting AI; question any media or institutions which ignore this reality.
December 9, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Remember, most workers are adopting labor organizing far faster than they’re adopting AI; question any media or institutions which ignore this reality.
Also I had a great idea for a joke and didn’t write it down and now it’s disappeared completely from my mind. Pray it comes back pls
December 9, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Also I had a great idea for a joke and didn’t write it down and now it’s disappeared completely from my mind. Pray it comes back pls
Important lesson learned this morning: I can have ADHD meds or I can have caffeine, but if I have them both at the same time I end up with a resting heart rate of 92bpm
December 9, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Important lesson learned this morning: I can have ADHD meds or I can have caffeine, but if I have them both at the same time I end up with a resting heart rate of 92bpm
