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Cunt Dracula
@coppuncher666.bsky.social
· Nov 23
the way to a woman’s heart is to be just a little bit fruity
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THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
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REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
it cannot be healthy to post like this for a decade straight
That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
it cannot be healthy to post like this for a decade straight
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is this shit really the kind of discourse that happens on here lol
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
is this shit really the kind of discourse that happens on here lol
wow lol what happened while i was gone
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
wow lol what happened while i was gone
this social media app still makes posts the 2016 way
mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this social media app still makes posts the 2016 way
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MATER: Lightnin’! Somethin’ weird is goin’ on here!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 AM
MATER: Lightnin’! Somethin’ weird is goin’ on here!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
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[wendy williams voice] Okay, clap if Allah should blight them
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[wendy williams voice] Okay, clap if Allah should blight them
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I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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This is what pre-9/11 was like in America
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is what pre-9/11 was like in America
oh brother
A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oh brother
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It’s been so fun being on ‘the left’ with you guys. Would you sign my yearbook?
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s been so fun being on ‘the left’ with you guys. Would you sign my yearbook?
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What if Charlie Kirk was Jamaican and he was married to the same woman
What if Charlie Kirk was Jamaican and he was like
“Dey shot me pon di neck”
“Dey shot me pon di neck”
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What if Charlie Kirk was Jamaican and he was married to the same woman
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Awful and dangerous to hear the Mayor echo the transphobic bigotry coming from the Trump administration. It's completely at odds with the values of our city and another reason why his single, disgraced term in office cannot end soon enough.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Awful and dangerous to hear the Mayor echo the transphobic bigotry coming from the Trump administration. It's completely at odds with the values of our city and another reason why his single, disgraced term in office cannot end soon enough.
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posting on X the everything app now is basically
YOU: *posts some anodyne liberal take*
SOME GUY: here's a picture of you in your house last night
YOU: *posts some anodyne liberal take*
SOME GUY: here's a picture of you in your house last night
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
posting on X the everything app now is basically
YOU: *posts some anodyne liberal take*
SOME GUY: here's a picture of you in your house last night
YOU: *posts some anodyne liberal take*
SOME GUY: here's a picture of you in your house last night
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The crazy thing is- these people aren’t being sarcastic- they really think like this!
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The crazy thing is- these people aren’t being sarcastic- they really think like this!