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@rodger.bsky.social said it best
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Always too young, always too old
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Nice home run bo!
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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meanwhile in florida..
September 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Good quality dad joke right there
A rich guy from Québec was showing me his collection of yachts. He pointed them out and told me all of their names "This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. That one is Quatre. And this one is Six."

"Where's the fifth one?" I asked.

"Cinq."
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions

www.theverge.com/news/761338/...
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists
July 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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LIVE: The province of Manitoba is announcing a state of emergency due to wildfires. Residents in the northern city of Flin Flon and multiple First Nations communities are evacuating.
Province of Manitoba announces state of emergency | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
youtube.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
May 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well if the leafs lose tonight at least I can stop thinking about hockey and enjoy some summer
May 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
"One day I'll be dead and I won't have to watch this team," thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up
TORONTO – In the wake of the Leafs discovering a new playoff performance low point even lower than their previous playoff lowpoints, fan Martin Scheffel advised that he takes comfort in the fact that ...
thebeaverton.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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holy SHIT you need to watch this video

notice what happens about 14 seconds in

(trust me, you'll see it)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...
First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
YouTube video by 2025 Sagaing Earthquake Archive
www.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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It’s been a bad week for right wing populists in 🇨🇦 & 🇦🇺.
May 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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What a fuckin photo
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Sens fans thinking Leafs fans are going to be mad if Marner leaves after another invisible playoff performance in a first round exit, god bless
Sens fans need to get the “Marner’s Leaving” chant going early
May 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oh yes I feel that. Like when the kids asking to go on the next roller coaster but I'm still light headed from just getting up to quick
The cool thing about getting older is that if you wanna feel a rush you can just stand up
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Informed hockey analysts: "The main difference in this year's Leafs team is that they remain committed to making smart, low risk zone exits under pressure and and establishing a reliable forecheck in transition."

My brain while nodding and pretending to listen:
April 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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quiet crowd in ottawa, which plays into the leafs strengths. Like a real home game now
April 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM