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Jard
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Is Butterbean Ok?
If you insist your star trek federation captains be inflexible jerks, you're an evanjelico
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
made my Grammy's double chocolate fudge cake with boiled icing and I gota say, I crushed it
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
four burgers for dinner doesnt sound that bad until youve eaten four burgers for dinner
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Today in propper child rearing by Jared. My kid fuckin loves dragula
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Omi Man just straight up fucked a praying mantis lady because he missed his wife. You know what, dude had to grieve
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my cat was half asleep and cleaning himself on the chair and then lost his balance and fell. MF got up hissed at himself ran across the room and smacked me, then jumped in the chair and resumed cleaning himself like nothing happened.
goddamned maniac
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
real sick, real....ick!
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Flying Monkey's Chocolate Manifesto remains a hilariously indulgent beer that isnt really good, but is dumb and over the top and I like it
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
baking a cake with my kid
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
gonna start posting here like it's youtube comments
who else here in 2025? im 42 years old and my wife died of cancer while my three sons were in a car accident and I spent 32 straight months in the hospital and almost lost hope but this page gave me the strength
thank you Lady Gaga from Brazil!
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
absentmindedly singing I want it that way while cleaning the kitchen and my kid asks me If I made up the song.
Chat, she's gonna go to school thinking I wrote a Backstreet Boys song
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
calling something a Double IPA used to mean something, now it's just 'we put to much hops in this for a normie, this could just be a strong single or could basically be a hop stout, good luck"
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
if it wasnt for the comically bad looking price I would 100% forget Carlo was a leaf
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
hell yeah, another shitty racist is dead
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
told my kid last night that when she got up I'd make her pancakes.
I should have been more specific in that it wasnt happening the second she woke up because she came through that bedroom like the kool-aid man demanding pancakes at 6am
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Why are these two arguing in elvish? They seem really pisses
"What the fuck do you mean 'die among them"
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hugo Weaving really excells in a role that lets him just be a dick.
Elrond? he's a dick. Agent Smith? total dick. V? Smug ass dick. Megatron? Oh you bet he's a dick.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
taters
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
get the fuck out of here, Wormtongue, no one likes you
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the winter beard nitro stout is really letting me down here
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
sorry leafs, you cant fool me, the Witch-king of Angmar
just showed up. Shit's getting real
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Medusa, but her hair is wacky arm inflatable tube men
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
started the two towers during intermission knowing full well that i am 99.99% sure I will not be turning off the two towers
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM