watching the Leafs like
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
watching the Leafs like
when you're right about your stupid hockey team, but are too dead inside to enjoy it
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
when you're right about your stupid hockey team, but are too dead inside to enjoy it
Nice, they put out the cinnamon flavored stuff
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nice, they put out the cinnamon flavored stuff
It's pretty good, but mostly makes me miss the black oak 10 bitter year
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It's pretty good, but mostly makes me miss the black oak 10 bitter year
Pictured, my wife when i open my mouth
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pictured, my wife when i open my mouth
texting my parents to ask if they have this in storage still
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
texting my parents to ask if they have this in storage still
I may be over tired, but I've been laughing at this for 20 mins
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I may be over tired, but I've been laughing at this for 20 mins
Pharmacist told me to relax my my muscles when I was getting my vax so it would hurt less but i wasnt flexing
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pharmacist told me to relax my my muscles when I was getting my vax so it would hurt less but i wasnt flexing
back when toothpaste was exciting
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
back when toothpaste was exciting
My wife bought this sweet potato just because it was gigantic
October 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My wife bought this sweet potato just because it was gigantic
Fed Ex guy "Ok, just sign for the package here on my phone with your finger
Me
Me
October 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fed Ex guy "Ok, just sign for the package here on my phone with your finger
Me
Me
Srs, blood brothers dont miss
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Srs, blood brothers dont miss
every time I cook I think if this tweet
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
every time I cook I think if this tweet
Pedro Pascal on NYPD Blue was something of a performance
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Pedro Pascal on NYPD Blue was something of a performance
we used to be a country, a real country
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
we used to be a country, a real country
somehow this is funnier than when I first saw it 10 years ago
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
somehow this is funnier than when I first saw it 10 years ago
April 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
The oceans are now battlefields
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
The oceans are now battlefields
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
April 1805
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
The oceans are now battlefields
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
The oceans are now battlefields
/big Dwayne Johnson voice
FINALLY....
FINALLY....
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
/big Dwayne Johnson voice
FINALLY....
FINALLY....
