Stefanie
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
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We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves.
All of us get protections or none of us do
All of us get protections or none of us do
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves.
All of us get protections or none of us do
All of us get protections or none of us do
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it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
August 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
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Today's mood:
August 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Today's mood:
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also: reaction image
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
also: reaction image
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked
b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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The Magus | tarot pet portrait (2021)
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Magus | tarot pet portrait (2021)
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centuries of fairy tales & folklore about not trusting glittering, deceptive entities that flatter our vanity and look at us. eating the fae food, mesmerized by the mirror, etc. clown behavior.
August 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
centuries of fairy tales & folklore about not trusting glittering, deceptive entities that flatter our vanity and look at us. eating the fae food, mesmerized by the mirror, etc. clown behavior.
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“They won’t overturn same sex marriage!”
That’s what we all thought about Roe. We didn’t believe it could fall, until it did.
Please don’t become complacent.
The right wing christofascists have seized power & want to undo decades of hard won civil rights.
Protect Obergefell
That’s what we all thought about Roe. We didn’t believe it could fall, until it did.
Please don’t become complacent.
The right wing christofascists have seized power & want to undo decades of hard won civil rights.
Protect Obergefell
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“They won’t overturn same sex marriage!”
That’s what we all thought about Roe. We didn’t believe it could fall, until it did.
Please don’t become complacent.
The right wing christofascists have seized power & want to undo decades of hard won civil rights.
Protect Obergefell
That’s what we all thought about Roe. We didn’t believe it could fall, until it did.
Please don’t become complacent.
The right wing christofascists have seized power & want to undo decades of hard won civil rights.
Protect Obergefell
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Opining about the male loneliness crisis while women are losing access to reproductive rights, the maternal mortality rate is rising, and women are being forced out of the workforce is a real choice. It is a choice to ignore the deaths of women to promote the perceived victimhood of men.
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Opining about the male loneliness crisis while women are losing access to reproductive rights, the maternal mortality rate is rising, and women are being forced out of the workforce is a real choice. It is a choice to ignore the deaths of women to promote the perceived victimhood of men.
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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I too want to believe in a world where liberation is equivocated with sexual bravery, where orgasm is transformational and reparative, a true moment in which self and other collapse inward upon one another and are forever reconciled but unfortunately I live in real life
July 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I too want to believe in a world where liberation is equivocated with sexual bravery, where orgasm is transformational and reparative, a true moment in which self and other collapse inward upon one another and are forever reconciled but unfortunately I live in real life
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If we believed women, we wouldn't need the list.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
July 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If we believed women, we wouldn't need the list.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Next time you need break up with someone, just tell them, “This is purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in dating. It is not related in any way to your performance, content or other matters happening in our relationship.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Next time you need break up with someone, just tell them, “This is purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in dating. It is not related in any way to your performance, content or other matters happening in our relationship.”
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I know it’s all bonkers and shit right now but just imagine how much worse everything would be if we had elected that lady who uses email or that other lady who laughs sometimes.
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I know it’s all bonkers and shit right now but just imagine how much worse everything would be if we had elected that lady who uses email or that other lady who laughs sometimes.
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I don’t aspire to be equal to men, women are not committing genocides and around 90% of horrendous crimes globally and have never oppressed anyone systematically. Women are superior and that’s why they’ve tried to convince us otherwise and take our lives.
July 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don’t aspire to be equal to men, women are not committing genocides and around 90% of horrendous crimes globally and have never oppressed anyone systematically. Women are superior and that’s why they’ve tried to convince us otherwise and take our lives.
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the american dream is hoping some fuck-off rich relative you never heard of dies and you inherit all their shit
July 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
the american dream is hoping some fuck-off rich relative you never heard of dies and you inherit all their shit
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Oh god I'm stuck in traffic on my bic- the jam is because of a hearse, and this dude on a rickshaw next to me mumbled. "What's the rush? Why are we putting even the dead through this shit. Not like they have anywhere left to go." Extremely hard I fear
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh god I'm stuck in traffic on my bic- the jam is because of a hearse, and this dude on a rickshaw next to me mumbled. "What's the rush? Why are we putting even the dead through this shit. Not like they have anywhere left to go." Extremely hard I fear
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