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David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.

I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK

Phoenix, AZ, USA
Help me figure this out.

Why did they take Maduro to NYC, where he should have constitutional protections, instead of Guantanamo Bay where he won’t?
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I had higher expectations of a FIFA Peace Prize laureate.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It will be different when the illegal orders are to harm other Americans inside America, right?
So I guess this settles the "Will American military personnel follow illegal orders" debate. Once you're kidnapping a country's leader without a declaration of war or arrest warrant of any kind, there's pretty much nothing left between you and holocaust.
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
So this administration DOES know how to arrest people who are a threat to humanity.
Weird how Maduro got arrested before ANYONE in the Epstein Files.
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Russia will not interfere and allow us to repeat our Iraq mistake in Venezuela if we don’t interfere and let them repeat their Afghanistan mistake in Ukraine.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Weird how Maduro got arrested before ANYONE in the Epstein Files.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
How long until “American soldiers will be greeted as liberators”?
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
You should contact your Representative and ask them to do something.
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Can’t we just ring in the new year with another Cybertruck fire in front of a turmp hotel instead?
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Really wanted to ease into the bullshit of 2026 but I guess we’re doing this the hard way.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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The EU better figure out quick that if they don't do something that hurts us, like deny us entry into Europe, we're never going to turn on our illegal President.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The most amazingly fantastical element to Stranger Things isn’t the terrifying monsters or mind powers or the bizarre alternate dimensions but that two teenagers in small midwestern towns in the 1980’s could have positive and supportive coming out experiences and keep all their friends and family.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
…at a time?
can a human be gay for just one person
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Thinking about all the stuff I’m going to accomplish in 2027.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Don’t forget to renew your subscription to Gay before midnight.
2025 was a nauseating ride but at least I didn’t have to endure it while being straight.

Could you imagine the crushing banality?
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
2025 was a nauseating ride but at least I didn’t have to endure it while being straight.

Could you imagine the crushing banality?
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
2025 was like if Courtney Cox’s bangs in Scream 3 were a year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
All these future years were supposed to be fun and cool.

Instead we got AI porn and turmp.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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I really want companies to know that if I'm scrolling through a website or an app and one of their display ads pops up and automatically stops the music I'm listening to, I will NEVER buy any of their fucking products.
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why is my Out Of Office on?

Oh… I’m supposed to be on vacation today, not at the office.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In Star Trek TNG 4/10 “The Loss” the ship gets dragged by two dimensional creatures towards a cosmic string (like a flat black hole). They get close enough to feel gravitational effects before escaping, but they never even attempt to abandon ship. They almost got destroyed and just pushed buttons.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
For those of us working this between-holidays week, remember that if we account for the day off it’s still technically last week.

We haven’t even made it to Monday yet.

Bless.
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I want an episode of Undercover Boss where Jesus visits Joel Osteen's church.
December 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It’s our 28th anniversary.

On this day in 1997 Adrian+Shane met for the very first time. This photo strip was taken in a photobooth in Glasgow just a few weeks after we met.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM