David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
Wail! At the Laundromat
Emote! At the location
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Wail! At the Laundromat
There is no level of Hell deep enough for ICE.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
There is no level of Hell deep enough for ICE.
Please pardon my not in the least bit humble brag, but I am fucking awesome at my job.
I had such a satisfying week of not being thrown off at all by obstacles awful people threw at me because they’re awful and doing things under the radar to help others because they needed it and because I can.
I had such a satisfying week of not being thrown off at all by obstacles awful people threw at me because they’re awful and doing things under the radar to help others because they needed it and because I can.
Just used my supervisor powers for good. Gave some slack to someone who needed it. I wish I could elaborate. But it still feels good.
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Please pardon my not in the least bit humble brag, but I am fucking awesome at my job.
I had such a satisfying week of not being thrown off at all by obstacles awful people threw at me because they’re awful and doing things under the radar to help others because they needed it and because I can.
I had such a satisfying week of not being thrown off at all by obstacles awful people threw at me because they’re awful and doing things under the radar to help others because they needed it and because I can.
Emote! At the location
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Emote! At the location
Just used my supervisor powers for good. Gave some slack to someone who needed it. I wish I could elaborate. But it still feels good.
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Just used my supervisor powers for good. Gave some slack to someone who needed it. I wish I could elaborate. But it still feels good.
Once again I am asking
Goddamn, Democrats. FIRST, do something, THEN ask for money.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Once again I am asking
Has anyone, anywhere ever bought a bag of croutons at the store and actually gotten them on a salad?
We all just munch them away like savory snacks, right?
We all just munch them away like savory snacks, right?
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Has anyone, anywhere ever bought a bag of croutons at the store and actually gotten them on a salad?
We all just munch them away like savory snacks, right?
We all just munch them away like savory snacks, right?
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The aurora tonight from Fairbanks, Alaska filmed in real-time (not sped up). Insane show!
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The aurora tonight from Fairbanks, Alaska filmed in real-time (not sped up). Insane show!
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Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Awful day yesterday. So first, all these assholes get on the wrong bus
I would love to be the one who gets shout the news to a crowd somewhere.
“Hey, everyone! Donald Trump is dead!”
“Hey, everyone! Donald Trump is dead!”
Sometimes I like to imagine where I’ll be, what I’ll be doing, when the news breaks that turmp is dead.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I would love to be the one who gets shout the news to a crowd somewhere.
“Hey, everyone! Donald Trump is dead!”
“Hey, everyone! Donald Trump is dead!”
Congratulations, us. We have all received the Donald J Turmp Rest In Peace Prize.
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Congratulations, us. We have all received the Donald J Turmp Rest In Peace Prize.
Enjoying a sunset in the Sonoran Desert. I’m so zen right now. You’re zen just from seeing this post.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Enjoying a sunset in the Sonoran Desert. I’m so zen right now. You’re zen just from seeing this post.
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You don't even know how much I talk about this.
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
You don't even know how much I talk about this.
I hate Tom Cruise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I hate Tom Cruise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Yacht Rock Renaissance 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Yacht Rock Renaissance 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
I hate turmp with the fire of a thousand suns but I wouldn't mind one of those fifty-year mortgages he was babbling about recently.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I hate turmp with the fire of a thousand suns but I wouldn't mind one of those fifty-year mortgages he was babbling about recently.
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As an American, I endorse this message.
Just a reminder to any Canadians who have been boycotting American products, visits there, and so on..
Now is NOT the time to stop.
It's actually the time to ramp things up.
Keep going please.
This country of ours is worth it.
Thank you
Now is NOT the time to stop.
It's actually the time to ramp things up.
Keep going please.
This country of ours is worth it.
Thank you
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
As an American, I endorse this message.
Isn’t a Star Trek when you go for a walk down that sidewalk with all those people from award shows whose names are stamped in the concrete?
What’s a Star Trek
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Isn’t a Star Trek when you go for a walk down that sidewalk with all those people from award shows whose names are stamped in the concrete?
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This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition,
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance
Iconic imo
Trying to imagine what it would be like to have boobs. Everywhere you go, they would get there before you.
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Trying to imagine what it would be like to have boobs. Everywhere you go, they would get there before you.
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Love this artwork by Jakob Grosse-Ophoff.
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Love this artwork by Jakob Grosse-Ophoff.
There weren’t enough Star Trek Discovery episodes to really get to know the characters. I still struggle to even remember their names.
Crime Girl
Tall Land Fish
Peppy Cheerleeder
Full Cyber Girl
Half Cyber Girl
Owishushikamikazizeekeetookee
Always Tense Science Gay
Science Gay’s Doctor Boyfriend…
Crime Girl
Tall Land Fish
Peppy Cheerleeder
Full Cyber Girl
Half Cyber Girl
Owishushikamikazizeekeetookee
Always Tense Science Gay
Science Gay’s Doctor Boyfriend…
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
There weren’t enough Star Trek Discovery episodes to really get to know the characters. I still struggle to even remember their names.
Crime Girl
Tall Land Fish
Peppy Cheerleeder
Full Cyber Girl
Half Cyber Girl
Owishushikamikazizeekeetookee
Always Tense Science Gay
Science Gay’s Doctor Boyfriend…
Crime Girl
Tall Land Fish
Peppy Cheerleeder
Full Cyber Girl
Half Cyber Girl
Owishushikamikazizeekeetookee
Always Tense Science Gay
Science Gay’s Doctor Boyfriend…
Sometimes I like to imagine where I’ll be, what I’ll be doing, when the news breaks that turmp is dead.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Sometimes I like to imagine where I’ll be, what I’ll be doing, when the news breaks that turmp is dead.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
I walked to a lively neighborhood Mexican restaurant and I’m enjoying a nice solo dinner. Everyone is having such a nice time. If the news broke right now, this place would erupt with joy.
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Starfleet Academy had an instance where THREE women are talking about their JOB. Trash.
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Starfleet Academy had an instance where THREE women are talking about their JOB. Trash.