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David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
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Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.

I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK

Phoenix, AZ, USA
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…$33.67.

So, no real consequences for Bookface or disincentive for them to repeat offend.
A close of the dollar amount on a check. The amount is $33.67.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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My Class Action against Facebook settlement check is here.

Anyone wanna guess how much the check is for?
A photo of an envelope addressed to David Clarke. The return address is Facebook Consumer Privacy User Profile Litigation.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The red circle is where Carrie Bradshaw “lives”.
An electoral map of Manhattan for the 2025 mayoral election showing areas that went for Mamdani and Cuomo in different colors. And area darkly colored for Cuomo has a small red circle over it with a red arrow pointing to it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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A text I sent to my Florida Man MAGA father now.

I haven’t spoken to him since September 2024. He tried to call a little while ago but I missed it.

I’ve never known him to be capable of introspection so I don’t know if this will get through to him. He just gets mad when challenged.

Am I terrible?
A screenshot of a text message that reads: I was driving when you called. Didn’t see it until now. But yes, it is a work day. So I still might not have been able to answer. Otherwise, I would have answered. But I have to tell you, as long as you support fascism the only thing I want to talk to you about is you telling me why it is ok that you support fascism. We could have a minute or two of pleasantries if you like, but then I want you to help me understand why supporting fascism is ok. Because that’s the opposite of everything you taught me. I won’t accept any gaslighting either. Supporting trump is supporting fascism. You told me you voted for him. And I saw that you had a trump bumper sticker in 2022, after he tried to end democracy on 1/6/2021. This isn’t politics. This is about morality. Supporting trump, which is supporting fascism, is immoral.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Not sure who Taylor Swift is but why would a rapper name themselves after two competing trucking companies?
a photo of the back of two semi truck trailers. The left truck displays the brand name "Taylor". The right truck displays the brand name "Swift".
October 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Arizona arizonaing hard today.
A desert landscape after a storm. The sky is full of clouds. The sun is shining from behind. There is a rainbow in the center of the image with mountains in the distance.
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Life hack: Be considerate even of people who aren’t here yet.

This scooter is blocking the marked access for a door for wheelchair users.

Had there been anyone in a wheelchair there at the time the scooter arrived, I’m sure they wouldn’t have parked there.

Do the same even when you can’t see them
An electric scooter parked in an area with yellow painted hashing between a wall and a parked car, in front of a door to a building. To the left side is a clear space that scooter could be parked in without blocking anyone.
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Oops. Accidentally burned a flag on purpose.
An American Flag being consumed by flames.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Having the most gorgeous sunset thunderstorm outside my window in downtown Phoenix right now.
A city skyline fulls storm clouds glowing from sunset.
September 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I want what they have.
French President Macron giving an overly friendly hug to and with his nose nuzzling the ear of Ukrainian President Zelensky.
September 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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It me.
A comic from “The Far Side”. It is a single panel comic. A man is sitting up on the edge of his bed. Presumably he has just woken up. He is looking at a large sign on the wall next to his bed. The sign reads, “First pants, THEN your shoes”.
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If you press this button, you will receive one million dollars and someone you know will get their blow job interrupted.
The button from the movie “The Box”.
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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More bad model home decor.

You come into this house and if you’re not already having a great day, the people here want nothing to do with you. They won’t cheer you up. They’re not your friends.

This sign is a demand that you bring the good vibes. A good host would offer you theirs.
A sign hung on a wall as home decor. The sign reads, “GOOD VIBES ONLY”.
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Touring model homes. There are pillow chops EVERYWHERE.

Enough with the pillow chops already.

If you do this to your pillows you are watching too much HGTV.
Two decorative pillows on a sofa. The pillows have a depression in the top center where someone gave them a karate chop with the blade edge of their hand. Because style or something I guess.
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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A photo you’d use as an album cover.
On a sunny day, David stands in front of Left Mitten Butte in Monument Valley, Arizona.
September 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Did you know if you have a Target Card and you boycott them for over six months because they revealed themselves to be a fascist corporation that bends to the whims of a wannabe dictator, they will send you a letter telling you they miss you?

Thanks for the validation, Target. Still, no.
A letter from Target to me telling me they haven’t seen me in over six months and they miss me. Sorry, Target. I don’t miss you. It’s you, not me.
September 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Oh?

PS pay no mind to the weird guy in the reflection
A photo of a smooth, sleek, half-spherical, shiny silver kettle with a graceful, arching handle attached at the back.
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Why does my paper shredder have a symbol warning not to put a baby in it?
A photo looking down on a paper shredder. Next to the slot where paper is fed into are a row of circle-with-a-diagonal-slash warning symbols of things not to put in the shredder. One looks like a necktie. One looks like a person’s long hair. And one terrifyingly ominous one looks like a baby.
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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👇
A screenshot from CNN showing the estimated tsunami arrival times for Alaska, Hawaii, and the West Coast in Eastern Time. No local time is shown. Just East Coast time for a potentially deadly disaster on the West Coast.
July 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Just renewed my passport with this photo. I kind of dig it.

New profile pic?
A photo of my face.
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The art museum really knows how to do lighting. Even in the restroom.
A selfie of me in a very plain sage green polo shirt against a very plain golden beige wall with surprisingly good lighting for a restroom.
June 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Yeah. Good question.

If god made humans in his image, why do they suck?
A photo of a TV screen. On the screen, a young girl is asking a question. The text on the screen reads, “If God made humans in his image, why do they suck?”
June 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I made this a year before I applied to be a police officer. And it’s relevant again now.

I knew I could do better than bullshit cop thuggery like this, and I’m proud to say I did.
A lazy, asshole cop pepper spraying a group of peaceful protestors in their faces while they are all seated on the ground so they would run off on their own and he wouldn’t have to do the hard work of removing them individually.
June 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem to play M3GAN’s mother in M3GAN 2.0
Is it Kristi Noem and her excessive makeup that makes her look like an artificial human or is it an android?
June 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Got me some.
A Chicago deep dish pizza with a slice missing. Half of a slice and a fork are on a plate next to the pizza. A selfie of me about to stick a fork full of Chicago deep dish pizza into my mouth. You are so jealous right now.
May 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM