David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
When the Epstein Files are released and it’s proven that there were multiple occurrences of turmp sticking his teeny tiny little outie belly button of a penis into 12 year old girls, he will still face ZERO consequences.
MAGAts will never turn on him.
This will probably embolden him to do worse.
MAGAts will never turn on him.
This will probably embolden him to do worse.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
When the Epstein Files are released and it’s proven that there were multiple occurrences of turmp sticking his teeny tiny little outie belly button of a penis into 12 year old girls, he will still face ZERO consequences.
MAGAts will never turn on him.
This will probably embolden him to do worse.
MAGAts will never turn on him.
This will probably embolden him to do worse.
Grey Alien from Zeta Reticuli:
“Release the Epstein Files!”
“Release the Epstein Files!”
Cannot wait for the bonkers diversions to stop the Epstein vote next week.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Grey Alien from Zeta Reticuli:
“Release the Epstein Files!”
“Release the Epstein Files!”
Cannot wait for the bonkers diversions to stop the Epstein vote next week.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Cannot wait for the bonkers diversions to stop the Epstein vote next week.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
Maybe they’ll bring out the live aliens we have in secret captivity.
My Class Action against Facebook settlement check is here.
Anyone wanna guess how much the check is for?
Anyone wanna guess how much the check is for?
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My Class Action against Facebook settlement check is here.
Anyone wanna guess how much the check is for?
Anyone wanna guess how much the check is for?
Wouldn’t it be nice if all these red auroras turn out to be prophetic, foretelling of a change in leadership, the end of someone evil.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wouldn’t it be nice if all these red auroras turn out to be prophetic, foretelling of a change in leadership, the end of someone evil.
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Got to love a light show here in CO.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Got to love a light show here in CO.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I really hate when gay dudes say “someone’s son” when describing how they wanna fuck somebody
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I really hate when gay dudes say “someone’s son” when describing how they wanna fuck somebody
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What’s the difference between spelunking and caving?
Spelunking is the exploration of caves.
Caving is what democrats in the senate do.
Spelunking is the exploration of caves.
Caving is what democrats in the senate do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What’s the difference between spelunking and caving?
Spelunking is the exploration of caves.
Caving is what democrats in the senate do.
Spelunking is the exploration of caves.
Caving is what democrats in the senate do.
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Hardee’s on a work permit at 15. Got fired for trying to organize the other girls into demanding not to be the only ones cleaning the men’s toilet.
9. What was your first job?
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hardee’s on a work permit at 15. Got fired for trying to organize the other girls into demanding not to be the only ones cleaning the men’s toilet.
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My new Primary Your Parents program empowers adult children to hold primaries to replace the Trump voters in their lineage with new parents, generally Mandy Patinkin.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My new Primary Your Parents program empowers adult children to hold primaries to replace the Trump voters in their lineage with new parents, generally Mandy Patinkin.
ICE is using a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger, AN IMMIGRANT, in their otherwise incomprehensible ads to join them in brutalizing immigrants.
First, none of them look like this. Second, how does this flex “protect” anything?
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ICE is using a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger, AN IMMIGRANT, in their otherwise incomprehensible ads to join them in brutalizing immigrants.
Co-signed.
-Me, a former police officer
-Me, a former police officer
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Co-signed.
-Me, a former police officer
-Me, a former police officer
File under: Things to show your Florida Man MAGA father when he says trump isn’t fascist.
To the last item on the list, fraudulent elections, I would add “or false claims of fraudulent elections when results support opponents” - ie 1/6/2021.
To the last item on the list, fraudulent elections, I would add “or false claims of fraudulent elections when results support opponents” - ie 1/6/2021.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
File under: Things to show your Florida Man MAGA father when he says trump isn’t fascist.
To the last item on the list, fraudulent elections, I would add “or false claims of fraudulent elections when results support opponents” - ie 1/6/2021.
To the last item on the list, fraudulent elections, I would add “or false claims of fraudulent elections when results support opponents” - ie 1/6/2021.
Trying to enjoy old black and white episodes of The Twilight Zone but when they were enhanced for high def TV their classic noir quality got overpowered by whatever you’d call that over lit aesthetic ‘80s daytime color soaps had.
I liked the gauzy vagueness of standard broadcast monochrome TV.
I liked the gauzy vagueness of standard broadcast monochrome TV.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trying to enjoy old black and white episodes of The Twilight Zone but when they were enhanced for high def TV their classic noir quality got overpowered by whatever you’d call that over lit aesthetic ‘80s daytime color soaps had.
I liked the gauzy vagueness of standard broadcast monochrome TV.
I liked the gauzy vagueness of standard broadcast monochrome TV.
Where can I see this Joyce Carol Oates burn on Nelo Smuk?
I’m seeing lots of great riffs about it, but not the original source.
Did she roast him on his own website?
I’m seeing lots of great riffs about it, but not the original source.
Did she roast him on his own website?
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Where can I see this Joyce Carol Oates burn on Nelo Smuk?
I’m seeing lots of great riffs about it, but not the original source.
Did she roast him on his own website?
I’m seeing lots of great riffs about it, but not the original source.
Did she roast him on his own website?
Fun Fact: The cast of Beverly Hills 90210, in their late twenties and early thirties when the show started with them playing high school sophomores, had to have an on-set coach to help them re-learn how to smile without showing their crows feet.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fun Fact: The cast of Beverly Hills 90210, in their late twenties and early thirties when the show started with them playing high school sophomores, had to have an on-set coach to help them re-learn how to smile without showing their crows feet.
I’m starting to think that the reason people think the Democratic Party doesn’t stand for anything is because the Democratic Party doesn’t stand for anything.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m starting to think that the reason people think the Democratic Party doesn’t stand for anything is because the Democratic Party doesn’t stand for anything.
At least the SNAP recipients will get help again right away. Right?
*Anakin and Padme sitting in the field meme
Right?
*Anakin and Padme sitting in the field meme
Right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
At least the SNAP recipients will get help again right away. Right?
*Anakin and Padme sitting in the field meme
Right?
*Anakin and Padme sitting in the field meme
Right?
Back on the Bad Site in 2015 I posted the perfect picture of K*m Dav*s standing in front of the big letters on the County building where her head was blocking the “O”.
Since I deleted my account there, I can’t find it now. So you’ll just have to imagine, since it would be relevant again today.
Since I deleted my account there, I can’t find it now. So you’ll just have to imagine, since it would be relevant again today.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Back on the Bad Site in 2015 I posted the perfect picture of K*m Dav*s standing in front of the big letters on the County building where her head was blocking the “O”.
Since I deleted my account there, I can’t find it now. So you’ll just have to imagine, since it would be relevant again today.
Since I deleted my account there, I can’t find it now. So you’ll just have to imagine, since it would be relevant again today.
Life is like a box of chocolates…
I like how the “adult content” label sometimes hides close up full penetration with a Hillary Duff song playing in the background and sometimes hides a bearded dude in full body thermal underwear sipping hot tea and reading Thoreau out loud.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates…
I like how the “adult content” label sometimes hides close up full penetration with a Hillary Duff song playing in the background and sometimes hides a bearded dude in full body thermal underwear sipping hot tea and reading Thoreau out loud.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I like how the “adult content” label sometimes hides close up full penetration with a Hillary Duff song playing in the background and sometimes hides a bearded dude in full body thermal underwear sipping hot tea and reading Thoreau out loud.
The red circle is where Carrie Bradshaw “lives”.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The red circle is where Carrie Bradshaw “lives”.
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Constitutional amendment to make members of Congress buy their health insurance off the exchanges
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Constitutional amendment to make members of Congress buy their health insurance off the exchanges