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Queer. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix. Very Capricorn.
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· Mar 26
a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
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glad we cleared that up. next!
Beshear: "If somebody is looking for a Democratic version of Trump, that's not me. My goal is to bring people together, my goal is to heal the country. You can't do that if you're engaged in the same tactics he is. If that's what the American people are looking for, I'm not their guy."
February 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
glad we cleared that up. next!
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No, Gavin simps, you won’t get your magic pony. You need to be realistic.
For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I explained why Gavin Newsom's flirtation with anti-trans policy won't win a single conservative or centrist vote for him and also makes him a non-starter for trans lefties. xtramagazine.com/power/politi...
Gavin Newsom is the wrong choice—for trans people and for Democrats | Xtra Magazine
The California governor’s backpedaling on trans rights represents a grim shift, two years out from the first presidential primaries
xtramagazine.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
No, Gavin simps, you won’t get your magic pony. You need to be realistic.
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Pretending none of this happened and enforcing no consequences isn't "healing," it's gaslighting. You don't leave this wound open. Republicans win because they match their voters' anger and meet them where they are. Good luck to future VP third choice @govandybeshear.bsky.social.
Beshear: "If somebody is looking for a Democratic version of Trump, that's not me. My goal is to bring people together, my goal is to heal the country. You can't do that if you're engaged in the same tactics he is. If that's what the American people are looking for, I'm not their guy."
February 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Pretending none of this happened and enforcing no consequences isn't "healing," it's gaslighting. You don't leave this wound open. Republicans win because they match their voters' anger and meet them where they are. Good luck to future VP third choice @govandybeshear.bsky.social.
it really is sadder when hot people die
February 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
it really is sadder when hot people die
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The US is a peddler of hate and terrorist propaganda.
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
reut.rs
February 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The US is a peddler of hate and terrorist propaganda.
Love this for Colorado
Democrats argue it boosts sex workers' safety, while Republicans warn that it will cause issues to enforce.
Colorado bill to decriminalize prostitution sparks fierce opposition, debate
Democrats argue it boosts sex workers' safety, while Republicans warn that it will cause issues to enforce.
www.9news.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Love this for Colorado
I do appreciate that NBC has stopped pretending things didn’t already happen hours ago
February 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I do appreciate that NBC has stopped pretending things didn’t already happen hours ago
Me, any time the open questions section goes over the allotted time
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Me, any time the open questions section goes over the allotted time
I heard that skating pixie say fuck and I died of horror. What have we become, my Swedish friend?
February 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I heard that skating pixie say fuck and I died of horror. What have we become, my Swedish friend?
Here's my AI of Scott Adams
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Here's my AI of Scott Adams
We sent a strongly worded telegram to President McKinley
February 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
We sent a strongly worded telegram to President McKinley
Senate Democrats are to letters as Susan Collins is to being concerned: utterly predictable and utterly pointless
February 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Senate Democrats are to letters as Susan Collins is to being concerned: utterly predictable and utterly pointless
Democrats: we've got letters, and nothing else!
U.S. Sen Tina Smith says she and Sen. Klobuchar have sent a letter to US AG Pam Bondi telling her how important it is that the federal government allow state investigators access to evidence in Alex Pretti's killing by federal officers in January.
February 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Democrats: we've got letters, and nothing else!
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ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little
February 19, 2026 at 10:11 PM
ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little
The guy running against Ryan Zinke is named Ryan Busse
February 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The guy running against Ryan Zinke is named Ryan Busse
It'sa me, the Toy Story 3 detractor
It’sa me, the Toy Story 4 defender
February 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
It'sa me, the Toy Story 3 detractor
wait the toys age? do they die?
February 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
wait the toys age? do they die?
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The targeting of trans adults in a new round of state level bills is just driving home the lesson I learned over and over while researching The Perfect Moment: compromising doesn’t really work. Horse trading does.
February 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The targeting of trans adults in a new round of state level bills is just driving home the lesson I learned over and over while researching The Perfect Moment: compromising doesn’t really work. Horse trading does.
A Leaky Kissinger is a sex act so unthinkably filthy they deleted it from Urban Dictionary
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
A Leaky Kissinger is a sex act so unthinkably filthy they deleted it from Urban Dictionary
these people are paying a billion dollars to hear Grampy share this little story he likes telling about a leaky Kissinger
Time for The Weave!
Trump: "I said Steve, how would you like to be Henry Kissinger Jr. that doesn’t leak? ... Henry Kissinger, one of the great leakers of all time. Richard Nixon said to him, 'Henry, who is leaking all this stuff.' I don’t know. It was Henry. Just a little story I like telling."
Trump: "I said Steve, how would you like to be Henry Kissinger Jr. that doesn’t leak? ... Henry Kissinger, one of the great leakers of all time. Richard Nixon said to him, 'Henry, who is leaking all this stuff.' I don’t know. It was Henry. Just a little story I like telling."
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
these people are paying a billion dollars to hear Grampy share this little story he likes telling about a leaky Kissinger
first lie he's ever told
Trump: "I thought when I saw this note -- 'I'm excited to announce that Norway' -- I thought they were going to say they're giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh. This is less exciting. But I don't care. I don't care about Nobel Prize."
February 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
first lie he's ever told
these people are paying a billion dollars to this chode make "jokes" that would make a borscht belt comedian cringe
JD Vance takes the mic and immediately attempts to tell a joke. He doesn't get a single laugh. Not. Even. One.
February 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
these people are paying a billion dollars to this chode make "jokes" that would make a borscht belt comedian cringe
these people are paying a billion dollars to hear this content that's been warmed in a microwave a dozen times
after ranting and raving for more than an hour, Trump asks JD Vance to come up and talk some more
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
these people are paying a billion dollars to hear this content that's been warmed in a microwave a dozen times
Sure did boss, real fuckin' sexy, just like you said
Threads continues to be the best social media platform for understanding the way normal people view politics
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Sure did boss, real fuckin' sexy, just like you said