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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
🎵 Somebody Got Murdered (at the Miracle [sic] Mile Louis Vuitton Store) 🎵
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎵 Somebody Got Murdered (at the Miracle [sic] Mile Louis Vuitton Store) 🎵
Me, peeking my head out the door of my ideas laboratory and wearing goggles, as smoke pours out and banging sounds are heard within: "I have discovered it, and things will never be the same: the 1000-year mortgage!!!!"
Screams are heard from within the lab.
"Sorry, gotta go."
Screams are heard from within the lab.
"Sorry, gotta go."
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me, peeking my head out the door of my ideas laboratory and wearing goggles, as smoke pours out and banging sounds are heard within: "I have discovered it, and things will never be the same: the 1000-year mortgage!!!!"
Screams are heard from within the lab.
"Sorry, gotta go."
Screams are heard from within the lab.
"Sorry, gotta go."
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
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Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
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Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
If we're left to negotiate our own health care plans our prisons are gonna be filled with Luigi Mangiones on day one
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If we're left to negotiate our own health care plans our prisons are gonna be filled with Luigi Mangiones on day one
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“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
I've reached an age where my daughter, 9, just sent me this
Tag your bff! #fyp #foryou #relatable #funny #family #friends
YouTube video by heeghdd
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've reached an age where my daughter, 9, just sent me this
Elon "Bookworm" Musk
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Elon "Bookworm" Musk
Every single one of them looks TERRIFIED
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Every single one of them looks TERRIFIED
I think I'm just gonna primary Hickenlooper. We'll deal with the Twitter, BlueSky and Scruff screenshots later.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think I'm just gonna primary Hickenlooper. We'll deal with the Twitter, BlueSky and Scruff screenshots later.
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If you’ve got a Senate Democrat who is not calling for new leadership, they’re part of the problem.
We should no longer trust Senate Dems who decline to come out against the leadership that led us here. Until proven otherwise, we should assume they were in on the game to fool their own supporters.
We should no longer trust Senate Dems who decline to come out against the leadership that led us here. Until proven otherwise, we should assume they were in on the game to fool their own supporters.
“After a year spent organizing to try to convince the Democratic Party to unify and oppose this regime, here’s where I am: The time for convincing is over. We need new leadership.” - @ezralevin.bsky.social
Demand that your Dem senators call on Schumer to step aside: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Demand that your Dem senators call on Schumer to step aside: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you’ve got a Senate Democrat who is not calling for new leadership, they’re part of the problem.
We should no longer trust Senate Dems who decline to come out against the leadership that led us here. Until proven otherwise, we should assume they were in on the game to fool their own supporters.
We should no longer trust Senate Dems who decline to come out against the leadership that led us here. Until proven otherwise, we should assume they were in on the game to fool their own supporters.
I'm "talking to friends about knee replacement" years old
I'm "Pluto is a planet" years old
–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm "talking to friends about knee replacement" years old
I'm now 980% gay
Every time Kim Davis loses in court we all get 10% more gay
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm now 980% gay
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These fucking losers never winning again
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
These fucking losers never winning again
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
I don't trust people who don't think pecorino romano is better than parmigiano reggiano
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don't trust people who don't think pecorino romano is better than parmigiano reggiano
It's so funny to me that Axios, which is basically a bloated Page Six for DC, paywalls its content. Like I sure as fuck ain't paying for your little gossip rag.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's so funny to me that Axios, which is basically a bloated Page Six for DC, paywalls its content. Like I sure as fuck ain't paying for your little gossip rag.
Of course we're miles past this but if the US Attorney for DC did this with any other president people would lose their goddamn minds
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Of course we're miles past this but if the US Attorney for DC did this with any other president people would lose their goddamn minds
this is just ass-covering bullshit, as evidenced by it appearing in Axios
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
this is just ass-covering bullshit, as evidenced by it appearing in Axios
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“They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs” by buying health insurance is so fucking funny, man
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs” by buying health insurance is so fucking funny, man
Can't wait to negotiate my own insurance policy against United or Aetna or Cigna. Fortunately there's no imbalance of power so they'll just cave.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can't wait to negotiate my own insurance policy against United or Aetna or Cigna. Fortunately there's no imbalance of power so they'll just cave.
Once again we see Trump is that word we can't say
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Once again we see Trump is that word we can't say
Just living in a fucking cocoon of denial and no one dare tell him otherwise
Ingraham: Why are people saying they are anxious about the economy?
Trump: I don’t know that they are saying that. I think the polls are fake.
Trump: I don’t know that they are saying that. I think the polls are fake.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just living in a fucking cocoon of denial and no one dare tell him otherwise