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@chrisesq
@chriscesq.bsky.social
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Queer. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix.
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When The Onion swings it does not miss
An Onion headline that says Woman Trying To Find Nonpolitical Way To Say Her Cleaner Was Deported under a photo of two white women
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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A fake telegram dated August 8, 1973 from McDonald's founder Ray Kroc to the White House that reads "CHUCK SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH"
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Orange font on a blue background that says "I was delivered with forceps."
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This is over 30 years old and truer than ever
A screenshot of a Simpsons episode where each political party has a convention. Republicans' banners say "we want what's worst for everyone" and "we're just plain evil." Democrats' say "we hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern."
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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An image that reads DON'T VOTE for Democratic Senators
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A blue background with letters in orange that say 1-800-KARS for KIDS
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Some weird-looking lady Ross Douthat from the New York Times is interviewing. She has a fivehead and you can't see her hands Dooneese from SNL wearing a yellow shirt. She has a giant fivehead and tiny hands.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I vote-to-texted this and it was able to spell both Cuomo and Sliwa just fine... but not Mom Donnie
A screen shot of a text that reads I really want Mom Donnie to win by a majority that we can do away with this whole if Cuomo or Sliwa had walked dropped out it would be different
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
Big Bird from Sesame Street, a giant yellow bird who walks upright, happily jumping and clicking his heels.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Always
An excerpt from the linked story that says This story is adapted from the forthcoming book by Leonnig and Davis, "Injustice: how politics and fear vanquished america's justice department" which will be published Nov. 4 by Penguin Press.
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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At a pub where for some reason they're showing his stupid fucking face on the screen with no sound on.
A big TV in pub playing an interview of Trump. On the side are an Irish and an Australian flag.
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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We made this for Trunk or Treat at daughter's school tonight but had to abandon it for um reasons
A cartoon image of Violet Beauregard from Willy Wonka, the girl who turned into a blueberry. In the middle of the image her mouth is cut out on a cornhole board. It looks like a glory hole. Canonically, Veruca Salt is the dick-diving darling in the Wonkaverse but today it was Violet. It had to be abandoned for the school event.
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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oh c'mon

some incel created the word list clearly
The New York Times spelling bee. Letters are INCUDE with L in the middle. The word chosen is "incel" which the NYT says is not in the word list.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Wait until you see the birthday card Zohran Mamdani got his "aunt"
A greeting card that says "for a special aunt." The words "special aunt" are in cursive script such that it looks like it says "special cunt."
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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A witch turned Paula Deen into a racist frog
A racist frog who used to be a racist TV chef named Paula Deen, plugging a documentary called Canceled: The Paula Deen Story. A reminder that she was canceled for being a big fat N-word using racist and is in no way a victim.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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wow... I obviously agree but this is in a fundraising email!
An email from Christian Urrutia, Democrat for Congress, with the subject line "I would send Stephen Miller to the Hague." The text of the email reads "Stephen Miller is divisive, hateful, and dangerous. He is the type of leader that belongs in The Hague, not in the White House. Miller copycats the style and rhetoric of Nazi leaders like Joseph Goebbels. He demonizes immigrants; gaslights, lies, and spreads utter falsehoods; and he regularly incites political violence from his position as Deputy Chief of Staff to the President of the United States. I have taken on war criminals - his actions are straight out of their playbook. He has even gone so far as to say that "The Democrat Party" is "not a political party, it is a domestic extremist organization."
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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We are dogsitting
A dog's nose peeks out from under white bedsheets
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The puppy is very sad :-(((
A 1960s-style room with a lamp and a screen and blood all over the walls.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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From the Onion, a headline: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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🤔🤔🤔
A post from Maine senate candidate and Nazi fan Graham Platner that reads "Years ago I got a skull and crossbones tattoo with my buddies in the Marines. I was appalled to learn it closely resembled a Nazi symbol. I altered it yesterday, into something that isn't deeply offensive to my core beliefs." I circled the words "years ago" and "yesterday" in red.
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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they going hard
a Duolingo screenshot of the Italian translation (c'è il pericolo di una dittatura) of "there is the danger of a dictatorship."
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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dis bitch know
a screen shot from Duolingo with the Italian translation (Siamo in una dittatura) of the English "we are in a dictatorship"
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Crowd in Denver is huge and growing.
A picture of a crowd in downtown Denver at the No Kings protest
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Covert huh... I thought that word had a different meaning than "the president with pudding for a brain tells everyone about it."
A Washington Post breaking news alert that reads: "Trump says he has authorized covert CIA action in Venezuela"
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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This too! For Donald, Asian = reasonable IQ, while Black and Hispanic = low IQ. That's the entirety of his thinking.
A post from Aaron Rupar with a photo of Donald Trump that reads Trump: "Boston had a bad mayor who at least is a reasonable IQ person. Most of them are low IQ. I mean, what's going on in Chicago..."
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM